Ukrainian drone strikes Russians having gay sex

[Bear Hammer]

So much for pride month

 

[Crimson Fucker]

"it's not what it looks like, a mouse ran between my legs, and I got scared, and my pants fell down, and my friend went to get the mouse, and then this drone blew its load on us before I could blow my load in his mouth, I mean before he got the mouse, WE'RE NOT GAY THIS IS A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING!" - those soldiers, probably.

 

[Muttley]

obvious projection from gay europoors, I have seen the world map of penis sizes
and slavic cocks are not long enough to account for the gap between those two gentleman

btw after I typed this I went to grab a penis size map
& lmao globohomo has gotten to the cock-cartographers
how would russians and ukrainians have different cock sizes? they were the same group in the 1990s
or american and canadians for that matter?

also I remember quite distinctly that Africa had small weiners because they are all like 5'6" over there
they've rewritten cockistory even if I'm not sure who they are in this specific case

 

[JackJack is verified member.]

how would russians and ukrainians have different cock sizes? they were the same group in the 1990s
or american and canadians for that matter?

There are a lot of Russian Jews, and circumcision is more fashionable in America than Canada.

So because their penises look like a fist caught in a jacket sleeve, they are cheating by measuring the extra skin that comes off of their creepy pee pees.

I guarantee you if they had to roll back the anteater nose, they would be the same size as us, and same goes with Ukrainians and Russians.

Especially because they're using the metric system, I am going to call it right now: this whole contest has been rigged by extra penis skin. We need to have a recall election all measurements need to be made from the tip of the head back. None of this funky foreskin bullshit.

People shouldn't be out here getting extra credit just because their penises smell like the back of an earring.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

So because their penises look like a fist caught in a jacket sleeve,

roll back the anteater nose,

their penises smell like the back of an earring.

 

[JackJack is verified member.]

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I heard some black girl say that earring thing on the train one day and it was the funniest shit ever.

She said "Naw that nigga was uncircumcised. I ain't tryna suck no dick that smells like an earring back"

 

[Ikolthur Benoit]

Homos in MY country? In MY army? Pffft. Yeah right there's nothing new there, every army is full of faggots.

But hey, I have to wonder... If hohols have killed two gays, which are russian soldiers widening them gaping holes... Aint that suppose to rile leftshits up against hohols? Cuz of gosh golly le hecklin' hru-hru-ininans killin' le ebil Russkies BUT these are gay and it was done during, oh shock, PRIDE MONTH THAT IS HOLY TO THEM FAGGOTS?

I mean I expect this to happen, but the world is fucked beyond any merit. Logic tells me there have to be backlaah but, oh well...

obvious projection from gay europoors, I have seen the world map of penis sizes
and slavic cocks are not long enough to account for the gap between those two gentleman

btw after I typed this I went to grab a penis size map
& lmao globohomo has gotten to the cock-cartographers
how would russians and ukrainians have different cock sizes? they were the same group in the 1990s
or american and canadians for that matter?

also I remember quite distinctly that Africa had small weiners because they are all like 5'6" over there
they've rewritten cockistory even if I'm not sure who they are in this specific case

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Oh you mother~ I see what they did here.