Turns out, SIMP has been a government-developed program from the NSA all along

[Larry Bundy Sr]

GitHub - NationalSecurityAgency/SIMP: A system automation and configuration management stack targeted toward operational flexibility and policy compliance.

A system automation and configuration management stack targeted toward operational flexibility and policy compliance. - NationalSecurityAgency/SIMP

github.com

 

[Ronald Rump]

Big If true

 

[Busty O'Queef]

SIMP Compliance Automation

The System Integrity Management Platform, SIMP, is a suite of systems management tools and automated compliance modules. It is Open Source software made publicly available by the National Security Agency on an Apache license. At its core, SIMP is a collection of custom Puppet modules and Ruby...

www.simp-project.com

CIS bigots, smh.