United States Tucker Carlson assassination allegedly attempted in Russia

[The Crimson Fucker]

Probably before they realized he was a good puppet for Putin then called it off and threw someone under the bus.

Video/Pics: Tucker Carlson assassination attempted in Russia: Report

A report claims that a Russian has been arrested for the attempted assassination of Tucker Carlson, who recently interviewed Vladimir Putin.

americanmilitarynews.com

Tucker Carlson in Russia: Failed plot to kill American anchor ahead of Putin interview?

American journalist Tucker Carlson was in Moscow earlier in February 2024 for an interview with Russian President Vladimir Putin and according to Putin's press secretary Dmitry Peskov, the interview occurred on February 6. A new report claims that a native Russian has been arrested for the...

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[Nektar Geist]

Threat to kill Tucker precedes Tuckers glowing (and not very realistic) review of Russia... hmmmmm. Naaaaah, couldn't be.

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

I'm surprised that there isn't a political cow thread on him here yet. I am not very good at making them, but I might be tempted to just make one to get the ball rolling and worry about an intro later. Or just copy his encyclopedia dramatica article.

 

[Nektar Geist]

Don't forget the Broke Back Mountain arc...

How butch...

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

Remember when Tuck the cuck unironically did the old "I wish that were me, what a snitch" meme about a female teacher molesting her male elementary student?