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I actually had sex with a Southeast Asian MAGA tranny once. At first I thought it was gay but then I figured because I was doing it for the goof that it was just like a funny joke. Funny joke that only I knew about.
I mean.... It was probably gay that I had sex with her like 17 more times, but that's neither here nor there.
Because personally I think that Jesus doesn't care if people are lgbtq, but suicide is definitely a mortal sin and everyone who commits suicide goes to hell for it.
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