I will fuck all of the anime avatars
>Ketchup
>Toilets
An old school taught me to up my game. I'd fall out of my dorm during AM pill call and wander up to the gates where they took the racks of hotel pans from breakfast and take all of the leftover crushed pineapple back with me in a trashbag. Once back in the dorm, I'd separate all of the juice off, throw in some prunes/raisins since they contain a fuck load of yeast and let it ride for a week or two. The resulting wine was comparable to something like a 2/11 pineapple, way better than the abomination the niggers would make with ketchup, peppermint sticks and slices of bread
I'd never touch prison drugs or tobacco, way too expensive and such things are the fast route to getting in a wreck. As far as hiding things, I turned a sock into a coin purse and sewed it into the front waistband of my pants. Unless it was shakedown time you never had to undress to pass security and the guards wouldn't pat down your dick area, so I was able to move contraband around easily. I knew dudes who'd swallow balloons of dope during visitation and they'd have to collect them when they passed but I don't know of anyone who just walked around with things in their ass