Kiwifarms Gossip things You WILL and WILL NOT do on kiwi farms

[Deleted member 291]

You WILL NOT browse kiwi farms on public wifi
You WILL NOT register on kiwi farms with your real name
You WILL use the TOR hidden service
You WILL download the brave browser and earn FREE bitcoin
You WILL donate to Nulls bitcoin wallet to support the fourm
You WILL NOT use an anime profile picture
Null and the Mods ARE NOT viable canidates for an lolcow thread
You WILL NOT bother null by asking him to fix the site
"Its bad" IS NOT a viable criticism of the new theme
You WILL NOT make 20 sock accounts
You WILL NOT make 30 sock accounts
Bear Computer IS NOT a funny meme
Gunt IS an AWESOME meme
You WILL NOT start a massive PM Chain and crash the server

Did I miss any?

 

[Deleted member 158]

You WILL NOT post full images.
You WILL NOT call Null a bitch.
You WILL NOT backseat moderate.
You WILL NOT reply to troll threads.
You WILL NOT misuse lolcow terms.
You WILL NOT put spoilers in spoilers.
You WILL NOT bypass the word filters.
You WILL NOT tag Null anytime for any reason.
You WILL NOT complain about the janitors.
You WILL NOT fuck up thread titles.
You WILL NOT create double posts.
You WILL NOT post in the autistic mods thread.
You WILL NOT perform any trolling without Josh's approval.
You WILL NOT dox users.
You WILL NOT harass users.
You WILL NOT misuse the stickers.
You WILL NOT nominate yourself as a janitor.
You WILL NOT suggest new boards.
You WILL NOT ask to be unbanned from chat.
You WILL NOT talk about Neko Shotas.
You WILL NOT mention the block game.
You WILL NOT make fun of the trombone lady.
You WILL NOT post pictures of Mr. Morris.
You WILL NOT ask for your account to be deleted.
You WILL NOT post on Discord.
You WILL NOT announce your departure publicly.
You WILL NOT use the Wikihow dog as your profile picture.
You WILL NOT post gore of the ice fairy.
You WILL NOT listen to the wheelchair man.
You WILL NOT grief the Minecraft server.
You WILL NOT bully Null into becoming an international fugitive.
You WILL NOT miss the gigachad.
You WILL refer to Josh as The Dear Leader.
You WILL tell Null happy birthday on his profile.
You WILL post your threads in PG.
You WILL buy the Kiwifarms shirt.
You WILL make fun of the Onionfarms.
You WILL include your home address in the DMCA.
You WILL browse with javascript enabled.
You WILL tell the lolcow.farm admin to work with Null.
You WILL secretly and slowly edit the ED article.
You WILL report unapproved opinions.
You WILL donate $100 a month to Josh.
You WILL call Dynastia a master troll.
You WILL respect the old users.
You WILL blame Vordrak for everything.
You WILL watch MATI.
You WILL press the gamer button.
You WILL jump on the Anti-A&N bandwagon.
You WILL bring the mean girls from PULL to beauty parlor.
You WILL fill out the Cloudfare captcha.
You WILL spend $20 to use the USMC logo.
You WILL report Dunn, Kyle, and {o}P sock accounts.
You WILL link to Kiwifarms on alternative forums.
You WILL be the first to dox Dream.
You WILL calculate your Reaction Score - Post ratio.
You WILL marry a forum user for the trophies.
You WILL ask Marvin for an account on the CWCki.
You WILL call CWC a dead lolcow.
You WILL call the owner of archive.is a manchild.
You WILL follow user/KiwiNull on Reddit.
You WILL call Donald Trump a jew.
You WILL stand and fight against the banks.
You WILL freak out about Section 230
You WILL give Null a free invite to HDBits.
You WILL sacrifice yourself to the pigs.
You WILL play on the SS13 server.
You WILL help Josh find the tradwife.
You WILL become Josh's wife as a female.
You WILL refer to Null as Dad.
You WILL call Ride's name cute.
You WILL rate Null's posts every time.
You WILL become a True And Honest fan.

 

[Dirt Grub]

I will shit myself and do nothing.

 

[SIGSEGV]

You WILL jump on the Anti-A&N bandwagon

but muh freeze peach

 

[SSF2T Old User]

You WILL NOT put spoilers in spoilers.

I kinda wanna do this now... and then add an inline spoiler after the 2nd spoiler that says "SPOILERCEPTION!!" or something equally retarded/funny

You WILL NOT dox users.

lol THAT went out the window thanks to Satan

You WILL NOT harass users.
You WILL jump on the Anti-A&N bandwagon.

A contradiction so obvious even Phoenix Wright could find it instantly

You WILL NOT suggest new boards.

Unless it relates to those damn dirty anime avi people and their stupid anime stuff... they need to be put in the corner and think about what they did and why it's wrong.

You WILL NOT post on Discord.

This one I can actually get behind. Discord is gay.

You WILL make fun of the Onionfarms.

nah... OnionFarms is a chill place bro.

You WILL secretly and slowly edit the ED article.

Wait, wtf, people actually do that?! Don't people on ED go after people that try to edit ED articles without approval?

You WILL marry a forum user for the trophies.

If what I keep hearing about the majority of women there being trannies is true, I'll pass on that one.

You WILL follow user/KiwiNull on Reddit.

<Using Reddit at all

You WILL rate Null's posts every time.

Of course I will... Dumb/Autistic/MATI

 

[Life is ruff]

You WILL treat Trump complaining about 230 as the end of the world.
You WILL not question the 2018 join date T&H members opinions.
You WILL stay silent like a good Supporter until after Null has had his daily thread rageout.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

You WILL simp for Null
You WILL NOT question the tranny jannies
You WILL negrate Hollywood Hulk Hogan
You WILL NOT miss SIG
You WILL think Trump is the only one that wants 230 gone
You WILL NOT glowpost

 

[Life is ruff]

You WILL negrate Hollywood Hulk Hogan

Is this an actual thing being encouraged?

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Is this an actual thing being encouraged?

not really, but it's a general sentiment. whenever you see one of HHH's posts in A&N, it's usually negrated to hell and back.

 

[Life is ruff]

not really, but it's a general sentiment. whenever you see one of HHH's posts in A&N, it's usually negrated to hell and back.

Usually because he comes in and kicks the hornets nest by calling everyone Trumptards and conspiracy theorists.
I remember he even accused a user named secret watcher of being the sock of another user named Gehenna, because they both kept giving him negrates.

 

[Need For Sneed]

I tend to give HHH positive stickies. Not because I agree with him all the time, but because he's so good at winding A&Ntards up.

 

[SSF2T Old User]

Is this an actual thing being encouraged?

HHH is the kind of troll that if it was any more obvious there would be GIANT neon fucking lights sprawled out all over his name. The problem is that some people on A&N take things WAY too fucking seriously and actually believe he means what he types. Only time i ever responded to one of his posts was when he said he would rather watch football than the 2020 debates (implying niggerball is any better).

After Null changed the theme and made it Biden-Specific Blue, people started actually showing sympathy to HHH as if he was a mistreated abused animal, which was part of the kick-off to the "Anti-A&H" crew.

 

[wtfeasymode]

After Null changed the theme and made it Biden-Specific Blue, people started actually showing sympathy to HHH as if he was a mistreated abused animal, which was part of the kick-off to the "Anti-A&H" crew.

The whole Anti-A&H thing had been around way before the 2020 elections started and before people got upset at HHH. It has been like that since around mid to late 2017 iirc and the board itself had been Spergatory'd and brought back once already back when it was News and Events.

 

[Dirt Grub]

HHH is the kind of troll that if it was any more obvious there would be GIANT neon fucking lights sprawled out all over his name. The problem is that some people on A&N take things WAY too fucking seriously and actually believe he means what he types.

HHH is a retarded ween who cries more about negrates than the people he trolls.

 

[Need For Sneed]

HHH is a retarded ween who cries more about negrates than the people he trolls.

I'd love to see HHH become a jannie here.

 

[Deleted member 158]

I'd love to see HHH become a jannie here.

Wouldn't be a bad idea to have a dedicated tard board where completely random and insane users get modded to oversee that board and that board alone. 4chan in its early days had a board like that where random users became jannies for a day.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Wouldn't be a bad idea to have a dedicated tard board where completely random and insane users get modded to oversee that board and that board alone. 4chan in its early days had a board like that where random users became jannies for a day.

That sounds like a fucking awful idea and I love it.

 

[Loona]

Wouldn't be a bad idea to have a dedicated tard board where completely random and insane users get modded to oversee that board and that board alone. 4chan in its early days had a board like that where random users became jannies for a day.

So basically tards have to wrangle other tards in a tard cage? I can get behind this if it provides good autism smackdowns.

 

[wtfeasymode]

Wouldn't be a bad idea to have a dedicated tard board where completely random and insane users get modded to oversee that board and that board alone. 4chan in its early days had a board like that where random users became jannies for a day.

So basically tards have to wrangle other tards in a tard cage? I can get behind this if it provides good autism smackdowns.

The Tard Thunderdome

 

[Noghoul]

Wouldn't be a bad idea to have a dedicated tard board where completely random and insane users get modded to oversee that board and that board alone. 4chan in its early days had a board like that where random users became jannies for a day.

Yes, let the CP spam begging!