Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Tyler containment thread - this user has somehow united both kiwifarms and onion farms against him by just being that annoying

[Gore San]

Fuck it I just made them now.

 

[Smeared MascaraSmeared Mascara is verified member.]

Aubrey has been banned permanently and Zoey is receiving a 3-day ban for making a sock account, lying to me about it, and manipulating me into unbanning her sock account.

 

[Smeared MascaraSmeared Mascara is verified member.]

Yes. But he doesn't because he doesn't think it's a joke he is just mad. If it's not funny when the joke is on you don't act like one.

This is what I don't understand. All of us have had our turn in the barrel. Every single one of us have been made a fool of at some point on here and been the butt of the joke. We just roll with it. That's literally what the site is about.

 

[GrandpaDuane]

Wait...
A: This retard really thinks thats my real phone number and not just a burner from a website? Lmao. Tyler did you make all those bullshit calls to the Virgina Beach Police with your REAL number? Man, Maybe your glowies should look into that
B: That address you keep linking is a office building, you know no one lives there right?
C: Retard is privacy striking me from the get go, Dude has no chill and no sense of humor. Remove the stick up your ass and try to laugh for once retard. You're a shitty cow, Not because you're not a cow, but because you are SO DAMN UNFUNNY!!


And for my other question: Did ya'll give this dipshit the VPN info he kept sperging about? Also what was it from? Because @Earl of Slander was right. HRH told me about this VPN and I've used it since to fuck with him. He keeps sperging about it being in texas even when I was setting it to nigeria and shit, as well as detroit, texas, south america... all the fun stuff.

Also morning dudes, If anyone has any suggestions to censor HIS PRIVACY in the fart video i am open to it, I feel like @Gore San should get first choice due to him joining the club of being someone tyler gets mad at and calls a sicko. Please make it TOS friendly, retard already reports me if I breathe.

 

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Remind me, when did Christianity become ok to insert into lolcow watching? I feel like if someone said this back in 2013 they’d be laughed out the thread, but correct me if I’m wrong

 

[Ikolthur Benoit]

This is what I don't understand. All of us have had our turn in the barrel. Every single one of us have been made a fool of at some point on here and been the butt of the joke. We just roll with it. That's literally what the site is about.

I haven't, so far. Or perhaps I was at the very beginning for a very short while cuz I went here after Alex got booted out from kiwi and tried to play (((I'm misunderstood victim of le hecklin' kiwifarms!!!))) card.

 

[Smeared MascaraSmeared Mascara is verified member.]

I haven't, so far. Or perhaps I was at the very beginning for a very short while cuz I went here after Alex got booted out from kiwi and tried to play (((I'm misunderstood victim of le hecklin' kiwifarms!!!))) card.

Believe me dude don't worry at some point you're going to say something dumb and everyone's going to jump on it and if you just laugh it off and roll with it nobody's going to care in 5 minutes

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Remind me, when did Christianity become ok to insert into lolcow watching? I feel like if someone said this back in 2013 they’d be laughed out the thread, but correct me if I’m wrong

This new generation of kids are lame as fuck. You are either dealing with champagne socialists who are living in dorm rooms off mommy and daddy's money and talking about wanting America to become the new USSR, or even worse you're talking to an entire generation of Roman empire-esque "sigma alpha chads" who think that sex is icky and that you're a gooner for experiencing an orgasm.

I blame my generation because for the most part we went so far left that our children are going hardcore right. The problem is me being raised Catholic I know that you're supposed to hate the sinner not the sin. Protestants never got that message.

 

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This new generation of kids are lame as fuck. You are either dealing with champagne socialists who are living in dorm rooms off mommy and daddy's money and talking about wanting America to become the new USSR, or even worse you're talking to an entire generation of Roman empire-esque "sigma alpha chads" who think that sex is icky and that you're a gooner for experiencing an orgasm.

I think you just summed up exactly why I hate socializing with my age group. Luckily the ones at my college fall into neither, they’re just bronies, furries, and weebs. They’re fun to hang around.

I blame my generation because for the most part we went so far left that our children are going hardcore right. The problem is me being raised Catholic I know that you're supposed to hate the sinner not the sin. Protestants never got that message.

What bothers me is it’s not even, like— Legit. It’s not genuine religious devotion, they’re just doing it cause it’s “cool”. It’s cool to be “anti-gooner” now. The Christian speak is just to sound fancy and intellectual when in all reality it’s just the adult version of cootiephobia.

Wasn’t Chris made fun of for his (very loose) Christian beliefs? It just blows me that it’s gone full circle.

 

[Ikolthur Benoit]

you're going to say something dumb

Motherfucker I do it literally every day of the week there!
So far it went as I'd expect. Aside from moldy ween claiming false accusations to be true and honest truthbombs I have zero negativity and enjoy my stay here. I can't complain.

 

[Smeared MascaraSmeared Mascara is verified member.]

What bothers me is it’s not even, like— Legit. It’s not genuine religious devotion, they’re just doing it cause it’s “cool”. It’s cool to be “anti-gooner” now. The Christian speak is just to sound fancy and intellectual when in all reality it’s just the adult version of cootiephobia.

All of them played fallout New Vegas and think they're Joshua Graham now lol. It really is just a generation of guys who can't get any, so they hate anyone who can pull anything sexual.

Again I feel like my generation is to blame for that. You were looked at funny when I was growing up if you hadn't lost your virginity by the time you were 16. Everybody basically knew the longest you were supposed to wait was senior prom and that was pushing it. Now there are people that are in their mid twenties that have never had a girlfriend, never bagged the neematoad and haven't even gotten to third base.

That would explain the uptick in misogyny on social media. Men treat women like The gatekeepers of pussy that won't give them any, and so in turn they hate them for it. But the truth is an entire generation raised to the social media addiction isn't getting any because the girls are stingy, it's because we have an entire generation that doesn't know how to hit on each other when they're not behind a monitor.

 

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Again I feel like my generation is to blame for that. You were looked at funny when I was growing up if you hadn't lost your virginity by the time you were 16. Everybody basically knew the longest you were supposed to wait was senior prom and that was pushing it. Now there are people that are in their mid twenties that have never had a girlfriend, never bagged the neematoad and haven't even gotten to third base.

And it’s considered “based”, it’s strange. I have no interest in dating or sex (Beyond the thought of “Hm, what would that be like? It’d be weird, ick.”) at least currently (Who knows how I’ll feel years from now) but I always understood that as “abnormal”, now everyone wants to hop onto the train. It’s my train get the fuck off! They’re claiming it’s “denial” and “stoicism” or whatever the fuck. They can use every word under the sun to aestheticize “I hate women/men so much that I won’t even fuck them.”

That would explain the uptick in misogyny on social media. Men treat women like The gatekeepers of pussy that won't give them any, and so in turn they hate them for it. But the truth is an entire generation raised to the social media addiction isn't getting any because the girls are stingy, it's because we have an entire generation that doesn't know how to hit on each other when they're not behind a monitor.

I’ve been saying this forever. It’s not like girls just enjoy not having sex, everyone’s just been so fucked by social media that they don’t know the definition of a normal healthy sexual relationship. I could talk forever but I think it’s largely third wave feminism mixed with terrible female role models like the Kardashians mixed with the aestheticizing of “femceldom” as something desirable rather than the moment you should consider rope that’s fucking with women.

 

[Smeared MascaraSmeared Mascara is verified member.]

And it’s considered “based”, it’s strange. I have no interest in dating or sex (Beyond the thought of “Hm, what would that be like? It’d be weird, ick.”) at least currently (Who knows how I’ll feel years from now) but I always understood that as “abnormal”, now everyone wants to hop onto the train. It’s my train get the fuck off! They’re claiming it’s “denial” and “stoicism” or whatever the fuck. They can use every word under the sun to aestheticize “I hate women/men so much that I won’t even fuck them.”


I’ve been saying this forever. It’s not like girls just enjoy not having sex, everyone’s just been so fucked by social media that they don’t know the definition of a normal healthy sexual relationship. I could talk forever but I think it’s largely third wave feminism mixed with terrible female role models like the Kardashians mixed with the aestheticizing of “femceldom” as something desirable rather than the moment you should consider rope that’s fucking with women.

I couldn't even imagine the horror of going through that much hormonal stuff and having no outlet. That's how you get school shooters in my opinion.

I lost my virginity in 98 when I was 14, and it was because I couldn't find anyone before that who would do it with me lol. I mean maybe I'm not the shining example of someone to talk to because my dumbass got a girl pregnant when I was 16, but you know... I don't think teen pregnancy is the thing that's making people afraid of intimacy or sex. Besides to be honest with you I think both of us kind of wanted it.

As far as your situation goes I don't know you well enough to like diagnose you or whatever but I would imagine that you think sex is icky because the internet probably oversaturated you when you were a kid. That's my general outlook of the situation, is that so many people are weirded out by sex because they grew up looking at weird sexual shit.

Your preferences and all that other stuff are shaped when you're a child. So if all you see as a kid is stuff that turns you off and creeps you out, you're going to associate sex with misery. Being on the internet unsupervised is almost like being molested as a child, except virtually.

 

[GrandpaDuane]

Lmao, This just struck me telling him to go to sleep now. Love that for you Tyler, Keep abusing that report system buddy!

Tyler Kolbe abuses the reporting system when he fails to win his retard fight, News at 11.

Love that he is just proving me right today. I said he de platforms me to silence me and this is the 3rd report today lol

Tyler did you ever go to bed? You really need sleep buddy. Gotta be a big strong boy and try to get a big boy job!

 

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As far as your situation goes I don't know you well enough to like diagnose you or whatever but I would imagine that you think sex is icky because the internet probably oversaturated you when you were a kid. That's my general outlook of the situation, is that so many people are weirded out by sex because they grew up looking at weird sexual shit.

Your preferences and all that other stuff are shaped when you're a child. So if all you see as a kid is stuff that turns you off and creeps you out, you're going to associate sex with misery. Being on the internet unsupervised is almost like being molested as a child, except virtually.

Spoiler: Sexual sperg

Sex isn’t icky to me, I think it’s a beautiful thing. It’s just always been an optional thing to me if that makes sense, like I could live without it. It’s kind of like a rollercoaster to me, it’s an objective good that many people have fun on but it dosent sound that fun to me. Nor does paying for the ticket (Dating) and nor does watching VR rollercoaster videos to replace the real thing (Porn). It’s cool but I rarely even think about it, I’m usually more focused on something else.

Even when I was a kid and I looked at the hub, it was more so fascinating to me rather than arousing or disgusting. I remember I tried fapping to it once and I got so genuinely scared cause I didn’t feel much, I thought I was some freak or something. Then I got groomed by some asshole senior to use a vibrator and report back to her for her sexual enjoyment, the vibrator worked but even then, tried watching the hub whilst doing it and it was still just “interesting” rather than arousing. I remember I really really liked the female actor’s moaning sounds, for some reason. I didn’t even care to watch a guy fucking her, I’d just click to a different tab and listen to her sounds. I don’t know what was up with that.

In that sense, I disagree with the internet diagnosis. I did come across off color stuff but it didn’t freak me out and thinking back to it, it still doesn’t. It’s only the loli shit I saw that does. Everything else I reflect back on and it’s just eh, that’s what people are into, it’s whatever. A lot of my peers growing up would talk about how “traumatized” they were when they saw furry fetish shit and I always thought they were fucking pussies for it. Still do.

I can only remember one time in recent memory where I felt what I think was arousal. It was directed towards a female friend though so I doubt it was anything substantial.

 

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Spoiler: Sexual sperg

Sex isn’t icky to me, I think it’s a beautiful thing. It’s just always been an optional thing to me if that makes sense, like I could live without it. It’s kind of like a rollercoaster to me, it’s an objective good that many people have fun on but it dosent sound that fun to me. Nor does paying for the ticket (Dating) and nor does watching VR rollercoaster videos to replace the real thing (Porn). It’s cool but I rarely even think about it, I’m usually more focused on something else.

Even when I was a kid and I looked at the hub, it was more so fascinating to me rather than arousing or disgusting. I remember I tried fapping to it once and I got so genuinely scared cause I didn’t feel much, I thought I was some freak or something. Then I got groomed by some asshole senior to use a vibrator and report back to her for her sexual enjoyment, the vibrator worked but even then, tried watching the hub whilst doing it and it was still just “interesting” rather than arousing. I remember I really really liked the female actor’s moaning sounds, for some reason. I didn’t even care to watch a guy fucking her, I’d just click to a different tab and listen to her sounds. I don’t know what was up with that.

In that sense, I disagree with the internet diagnosis. I did come across off color stuff but it didn’t freak me out and thinking back to it, it still doesn’t. It’s only the loli shit I saw that does. Everything else I reflect back on and it’s just eh, that’s what people are into, it’s whatever. A lot of my peers growing up would talk about how “traumatized” they were when they saw furry fetish shit and I always thought they were fucking pussies for it. Still do.

I can only remember one time in recent memory where I felt what I think was arousal. It was directed towards a female friend though so I doubt it was anything substantial.

I guess maybe I shouldn't have so much of focused on you but talked about people who are asexual in general. Everyone has their reasons but I think the majority of them are traumatic experiences when they were younger.

 

[Lotus Flower]

If anliteralidiot wants to join and talk about him now I will not help him anymore.

This is going to be my only post.
I don't want to talk about him here. I'm content to sit back and screenshot his insanity, and that's all I've ever done. It's a shame ya'll couldn't see him for what he is sooner, but I'm glad ya'll can join us in laughing at him now.
I want to point out one last thing:

He's so insane, that even your enemy tried to warn ya'll.
Just food for thought.
oh, and have some more Tyler memes

 

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I guess maybe I shouldn't have so much of focused on you but talked about people who are asexual in general. Everyone has their reasons but I think the majority of them are traumatic experiences when they were younger.

I may have some insight, I have a friend who is. Warning though, I may accidentally devolve into gushing cause I really really really care about her, I can’t help it and I only realize I got mushy when it’s too late

Spoiler: PL

I’m actually very close with someone who identifies as “ace”. I’ve known her since childhood, she’s kinda always been very nonsexual. When I was a dumb kid sperging about porn, her impression seemed to be confused and uninterested. When I’d tell her what happened in it she seemed to not really get the appeal. In middle school I asked her once if she had a crush and she kinda just scratched her head not exactly understanding the concept. I guess I didn’t too, that’s what made her better than me, she didn’t pretend.

She had a great childhood, one that still shocks me cause it dosent even make sense to me. Her parents never spanked her or punished her cause they literally never had to, she just always obeyed… For some reason. I remember we were out trick or treating and I wanted to sneak into a school, she got so genuinely scared at the idea, she was always such a goodie twoshoes.

She had free access to the internet but didn’t do anything with it. Most of the time whenever I ask her “Hey remember [Insert very popular internet phenomenon]” she goes “… No?”.

She’s kind of the only person I’m close to who I know is asexual. As in, I’ve met people who go by “asexual” but I’m like 90% sure it’s a crock of shit. She’s the only one I've met where it’s like she legit just doesn't like sex. I was very shocked when she started dating someone.

When I asked her to describe asexuality to me, she simply said “I’m happy other people have sex, but I never wanted ir. And I still don’t. So I just don’t think I ever will, and I’m fine with that.”. The only time she ever buys “asexual pride” stuff is if she wants something but it only comes in pride flags, so she’s not the average experience. Just the most genuine I’ve seen.

I can’t debunk what you said since she’s the only one I know, but I also can’t confirm it. We may never know, cause for real, everyone else I’ve met who claims to be ace is the horniest mf.

 

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This is going to be my only post.
I don't want to talk about him here. I'm content to sit back and screenshot his insanity, and that's all I've ever done. It's a shame ya'll couldn't see him for what he is sooner, but I'm glad ya'll can join us in laughing at him now.
I want to point out one last thing:
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He's so insane, that even your enemy tried to warn ya'll.
Just food for thought.
oh, and have some more Tyler memes
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Who the fuck is anliteralidiot

 

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Who the fuck is anliteralidiot

Oh I’m not in the Kiwi thread

Wait a minute how tf did I even get here

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

Hey everyone, happy Friday! I think I will post my timeline of the TK fiasco here, as it was created to contain him. I'd like to remain amicable with the users here as well. I will spoiler so there's no wallofrunes.jpg flooding your screen.

Ultimately, Tyler Kolbe, just seems incomprehensibly incapable of staying in his own lane, and making a good decision. He's constantly in the affair of lolcows. Always trying to be some Machiavellian manipulator of events, and trying to be a hero. He'll manipulate people such as Tink, who goes by Duane MC on here. And now Zoey/Aubery. Tink was able to come to her senses, but Zoey being much younger (just turned 19 this year). I'm not going to as far to say he was talking to her prior to her being 18, but still, like, why would anyone in their thirties want to be friends with a teenager? Different stages in life, y'know?

I have, in his own thread, issued him two simple challenges. You know that girlfriend he claims to have? I told him, I would fuck off fully from his thread, if he simply uploaded a video of him and her on camera, with no obstructions, just giving a little passionate smooch. Something healthy couples in healthy relationships have no problem doing. There are photos of both of them on the internet as well, so there's no reason why he shouldn't be able to produce this besides the obvious lying.

Also I told him he could find me in Austin Texas between Oct 24-27 (dates pending with altering plans, but that weekend for sure). He should have money he can spend from his lolsuit that he got "private funding" funding for, riiiight?

To paraphrase myself, "TK is someone who lies, manipulates, and obscures facts in order to push a narrative, and always be an important figure. He has impersonated people, he has manipulated people, and he lies to people consistently."

Anyway, I'm gonna start writing up a timeline (a very loose timeline) for everyone to follow. I plan on ignoring him on here when he wakes up from his unemployed sleeping hours, and throws another tantrum. Replying to him would just be screaming into a void.