The Sperg Pit

[Jack]

Neither are still memes, dumb fuck.

Betelguese
Betelgeuse
Betelguese

Betelgeuse isn't a parasitic ghost. He's a freelance bio exorcist trickster demon who can cross over if he tricks a human into calling his name three times.

Get your lore right, mofugga.

 

[Kan]

Betelgeuse isn't a parasitic ghost. He's a freelance bio exorcist trickster demon who can cross over if he tricks a human into calling his name three times.

Get your lore right, mofugga.

Mofugga can’t understand how irritating parasites can be.

Oh, hey, what’s this?

Is Beetlejuice the comic king of parasites?

The classic Tim Burton character Beetlejuice embodies the concept of 'parasite' in more ways than one, according to Dr Anna-Sophie Jürgens.

reporter.anu.edu.au

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

Looks like I need to step in with the pruning shears.

 

[Jack]

Mofugga can’t understand how irritating parasites can be.

Oh, hey, what’s this?

Is Beetlejuice the comic king of parasites?

The classic Tim Burton character Beetlejuice embodies the concept of 'parasite' in more ways than one, according to Dr Anna-Sophie Jürgens.

reporter.anu.edu.au

You trust a WOMAN to know Beetlejuice lore better than actually watching the two movies and hearing exactly what he is?

Fuck out my face with all that.

Looks like I need to step in with the pruning shears.

Why bother? It's completely obvious with the thinly veiled inside jokes to me exactly who this is. He's just goofin with me.

 

[Kan]

Alright, Ken.

what in the goddamn fuck josh?
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i can excuse the weirdass featured image but why in the holy fuck would you place the login form like that? such a mess

Even better question:
Who THE FUCK is this guy?

 

[Kan]

You trust a WOMAN to know Beetlejuice lore better than actually watching the two movies and hearing exactly what he is?

Fuck out my face with all that.

They’re not mutually exclusive. Not an argument.

 

[Kan]

what in the goddamn fuck josh?
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i can excuse the weirdass featured image but why in the holy fuck would you place the login form like that? such a mess

No, seriously, who the fuck is that guy?

 

[Jack]

Some dumb Australian doctors woke interpretation of Beetlejuice that she probably wrote while dingo was eating her baby.

In the first movie they explain exactly what he is:

In the second movie he's such a powerful demon that they literally come right out and say he can break the laws of life and the afterlife. He's more powerful than the entire police force the afterlife has.

Know your lore, mofugga.

 

[Kan]

In the first movie they explain exactly what he is:

In the second movie he's such a powerful demon that they literally come right out and say he can break the laws of life and the afterlife. He's more powerful than the entire police force the afterlife has.

Know your lore, mofugga.

Strawman of the article.

That doesn’t preclude someone from being a literal and metaphorical parasite.

 

[Jack]

Strawman of the article.

You're not using that word correctly.

That doesn’t preclude someone from being a literal and metaphorical parasite.

I mean it's not like he's an incubus or anything. If anything he's just a troll that likes to fuck with people. I hardly think being the most powerful anything of your kind and being able to completely disregard the laws of both life and death is parasitic.

Wait... why are we even talking about this?

 

[Jack]

When this eventually gets put into its own thread I would like the title to be "two retards argue about Beetlejuice"

 

[Kan]

When this eventually gets put into its own thread I would like the title to be "two retards argue about Beetlejuice"

Whatever

Reason: I mean that was a rhetorical question obviously we're doing it to derail the thread and annoy Ken but you know he's going to make this its own thread right?

There were attempts to re-rail it.

 

[Kan]

what in the goddamn fuck josh?
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i can excuse the weirdass featured image but why in the holy fuck would you place the login form like that? such a mess

Again,

 

[Jack]

Whatever

Reason: I mean that was a rhetorical question obviously we're doing it to derail the thread and annoy Ken but you know he's going to make this its own thread right?

There were attempts to re-rail it.

There were attempts to rerail your mom too, but there was too much FUPA in my way.

 

[Kan]

There were attempts to rerail your mom too, but there was too much FUPA in my way.

Thanks for the compliment.

 

[Jack]

Thanks for the compliment.
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I'm starting to enjoy your company.

Have some Hathaway:

 

[Moist]

Fatta getting upset the scissorfest is being disturbed

Give her a broom Joselyn, she's earned it

 

[Kan]

I'm starting to enjoy your company.

Have some Hathaway:

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Everytime I hear her name, I think of three things (thanks to many other things):
1.The fact that she played Jewel in the Rio Duology.
2.The fact that she played Red Riding Hood in the original Hoodwinked (she got replaced by Hayden Panettiere in the sequel).
3.Someone at some point comparing Anne Hathaway’s performance in Les Misérables to Leonardo DiCaprio’s superior performance in Wolf Of Wall Street. (The latter movie is equally long as it is equally funny as fuck.)
I believe someone made that comparison in the comments of this video:

 

[Kan]

Fatta getting upset the scissorfest is being disturbed
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Give her a broom Joselyn, she's earned it

Bro, how bad would that troll even be at that point?

 

[Jack]

Everytime I hear her name, I think of three things (thanks to many other things):
1.The fact that she played Jewel in the Rio Duology.
2.The fact that she played Red Riding Hood in the original Hoodwinked (she got replaced by Hayden Panettiere in the sequel).
3.Someone at some point comparing Anne Hathaway’s performance in Les Misérables to Leonardo DiCaprio’s superior performance in Wolf Of Wall Street. (The latter movie is equally long as it is equally funny as fuck.)
I believe someone made that comparison in the comments of this video:

I think the only movie I've ever seen of hers was dark knight rises. I'm only a fan because she's fuckable and for some reason like 10 years ago the internet despised her for no reason, and that's funny to me.