AshleyBloatedSwalloHole
The Official Coward of Onionfarms; Cannot Talk To A Fat Woman
An Onion Among Onions
Allow me to introduce one of the biggest cosplayer of the animal kingdom.
Platypus (Powerword: Ornithorhynchus Anatinus) are allegedly mammals under the order of Monotremes, which they share with the much more august Eutheria and Metatheria. As you can see from their features, they seem to not comprehend what animal they wish to be. But their features aren't just skin-deep, no, for they are much more abominable than that.
Located near their back heel is a 'bone-spur' they use to deliver a venomous concoction that can do, as I quote: "a long lasting and excruciating pain that cannot be relieved with conventional painkillers, including morphine" to any poor fucker that touches these bone-spurs. Only four other animals in the mammalian (if that's what they are) kingdom have such venomous concoctions. These duck looking bastards are thought to use these spurs for mating rituals, but what kinky shit they do should be laughed at.
These bottom feeders are not just venomous, but also traitorous to the mammalian kind with their bird-like birth. You see instead of giving birth like the mammalians they cosplay as, these beasts lay eggs. They don't even have the decency to live like the birds they want to be, oh no, they have the audacity to give these little shits milk. And unlike bird chicks, who take only at least two weeks to fly, these 'puggles' have an almost mocking slothfulness of over three-to-four moths. You fail as a bird and fail as a mammal.
Furthermore they have an incel-like mindset that makes them live alone, only going out to have sex once mating season comes about. Do the male Daffy Duck turds even stay for their children's' birth? Hell no! They don't even have the decency to even do that. Disgusting.
Platypus (Powerword: Ornithorhynchus Anatinus) are allegedly mammals under the order of Monotremes, which they share with the much more august Eutheria and Metatheria. As you can see from their features, they seem to not comprehend what animal they wish to be. But their features aren't just skin-deep, no, for they are much more abominable than that.
Located near their back heel is a 'bone-spur' they use to deliver a venomous concoction that can do, as I quote: "a long lasting and excruciating pain that cannot be relieved with conventional painkillers, including morphine" to any poor fucker that touches these bone-spurs. Only four other animals in the mammalian (if that's what they are) kingdom have such venomous concoctions. These duck looking bastards are thought to use these spurs for mating rituals, but what kinky shit they do should be laughed at.
These bottom feeders are not just venomous, but also traitorous to the mammalian kind with their bird-like birth. You see instead of giving birth like the mammalians they cosplay as, these beasts lay eggs. They don't even have the decency to live like the birds they want to be, oh no, they have the audacity to give these little shits milk. And unlike bird chicks, who take only at least two weeks to fly, these 'puggles' have an almost mocking slothfulness of over three-to-four moths. You fail as a bird and fail as a mammal.
Furthermore they have an incel-like mindset that makes them live alone, only going out to have sex once mating season comes about. Do the male Daffy Duck turds even stay for their children's' birth? Hell no! They don't even have the decency to even do that. Disgusting.
