Well I could make a Squid thread, but I don't care enough to make one on others so may as well just copy/paste Laura's and respect her pronouns and I bet she'd post here.
All things said, Onionfarms is at least welcoming for people who make mistakes.
I already have the Angsty Canuck thread up, I can just convert lolcow threads too if we care about stuff being whimsically stated.
What kind of lolcows are we going after?