Null/Kiwifarms Satire & Speculation Lidl Drip

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Slaughter

Conspiracy Theorist
Hellovan Onion
Instead of "dude" and "rude", he typed the words "dood" (dead) and "rood" (red) in Flamish. Could it be that Lidl was typing this on a smartphone set to Flamish with auto-correction, and didn't go back to edit the wrongfully auto-corrected words once his comment was posted?
Nah that's too nitpicky. That's just stylized spelling of dude and rude, people do it a lot my dood.

Also, the whole "You Can't Sit With Us" shit is definitely a Spooky Bones-ism. Regina George. Ah shit, here we go again.
 

JewNiggerCock

Remarkable Onion
You'd be surprised how dense the jannies can be, considering a majority of the people they say are persona non grata run alts without worry. Sometimes multiple alts, too.
Nah that's too nitpicky. That's just stylized spelling of dude and rude, people do it a lot my dood.

Also, the whole "You Can't Sit With Us" shit is definitely a Spooky Bones-ism. Regina George. Ah shit, here we go again.
I just can't see how Lidl Drip/3322 is Spooky socks to be completely honest with you. Both are attention whore for sure, but Spooky Bones socks are always reeks of discord gayops. Something that I can't sniff out of Lidl Drip/3322 posts.
 

JewNiggerCock

Remarkable Onion
I'm just going to leave these at here and let you guys come up with your own conclusion.
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@Empresa you were a chatfags right ? Ever heard of this Framergirl character ?
 

The Gays From LA

The Gays From LA Took My K.Flay Away
An Onion Among Onions
Remember how I above I said that Lidl reminds me of a far-right closeted homosexual misogynist like Nick Fuentes? Lidl tells on himself again:

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Source:

I went through more of his MATI posts, and this fucking guy just keeps telling on himself over and over again: "I think it's very normal for women to want to be dominated by a strong man they are attracted to", no honey, it's closeted repressed homosexual bottoms like yourself who want to be dominated by a hairy bear BDSM Eric Cartman cupid like Null. You dream of cupid Null flying into your room late at night and plopping onto your bed as he takes over the reigns. Don't project your own gay domination fantasies onto women, gaycel. You know nothing about what women want. Heck, you only know what women don't want, because you started the "Man Hate" thread to immerse yourself in misandry, effectively as a kind of "gay conversion therapy".

I think this is true, not just for women who were raised in conservative homes, but women in general are socialized to be passive and not openly voice their desires. Men are socialized to say whatever they want, do whatever they want while women are made to think about "what this looks like to other people" and to be considerate of others feelings and desires at all times Also women were supposed to be demure and hold on to their virtue, act like sex wasn't something they desired to have, but something they gave to a man as a gift for successfully wooing her. I think this is partially also why the whole new liberal feminist movement took off to begin with, because women wanted to feel more free to explore their sexuality without all the shame attatched to it. Of course now it's a total clown-show where we went way too hard in the opposite direction, as things tend to go.

Also the study that they did about this that people cite when they say oh sooooo many women have rape fantasies included all kinds of fantasies about men being dominant and sexually aggressive while the woman is passive as "rape". I think it's very normal for women to want to be dominated by a strong man they are attracted to. It has absolutely nothing to do with the reality of rape.

Maybe one day Lidl will stop trying to parrot every single one of Null's homophobic talking points from MATI just to convince himself he's really not gay and doesn't have a mancrush on Null:

Maybe one day we will go a full week without some faggots talking about anime that Null will never watch.

Lidl sox admits: gay sex is the superior kind of sex because it's safer to women, as it doesn't involve them at all. Yet he Lidl still represses the gay in himself:

So yeah you admit your claim about all these women drawing horrible hentai is pulled out of your ass. Most women online I have seen draw smut just draw fujoshit, aka two gay men kissing each other. And that's because most of them were molested so they can't look at a man and a woman making love without being reminded of their uncle raping them and find safety in watching two men be romantic to each other cause it doesn't involve them and lets them imagine a world where men are not rape-apes.

I honestly think you might be projecting a bit onto women here, since you're the one reading smut like 50 shades and rape hentai and just think "This is made for women, so they must like it?". When it's been known that BDSM has ALWAYS been a con by men to try and get women to accept abuse by shaming them for being "vanilla pillow princess starfishes" if they don't want a man to beat and choke them.


Null comes in and teases Lidl and other repressed gays with their hidden disavowed desires for dominant slave master Null to come in and take over the reigns as he "loses all inhibition":

i dunno homie i haven't spoken to any of them in like 6 years. she bought it when it was a huge fad people kept talking about.

i know you are desperate to think women want to be raped but it's not really accurate. women like the idea of men treasuring them, fighting over them, or being so attracted to them they lose inhibition. They don't like being violently raped by niggers in alleyways, despite what /pol/ wants to extrapolate from meaningless booksale figures.



Lidl dares to disagree with his mancrush, only to inadvertently reveal his repressed gayness: "I see men cry all the time about male suicide rates due to not being able to share their emotions and not having anyone to talk to and how being a man is so lonely and you're never allowed to cry blahblah... This problem could easily be solved if men just learned how to talk to each other without making fun of each other for having feelings.", Lidl, how many times has Null said that men expressing their emotions to one another is peakgay, and that he, Null, personally doesn't know any man who calls him up in the middle of the night under the shower to express his feelings about something? Go back to Man Hate and read some more misandry there on how emotionally stunted and affectionately illiterate REAL men are, you pansy ass emo fag!

Have to say I totally disagree with Null's take when he played the pooner video. I see men cry all the time about male suicide rates due to not being able to share their emotions and not having anyone to talk to and how being a man is so lonely and you're never allowed to cry blahblah. That's not just something that pooners feel, this is a sentiment widely shared among men of all political spectrums and while liberal men blame "toxic masculinity" right wing men blame "feminism" and women being so mean to them when they cry (cause they trauma-dump on random women and the women are like "ew, wtf?").

This is all of course entirely self-imposed because the people who make fun of men for wanting friendship and to share their feelings are other men (like Null) saying that shit is gay. Women work hard to build social structures around them, put in effort to make and keep friendships, send out birthday cards, gifts, call each other up to see how they are doing, listen to each other and offer emotional support. In turn women are rewarded by having social companionship and people they can go cry to and get help with their problems from. Men want this same thing but without putting in any effort whatsoever. Men usually entirely rely on women to do emotional labor for them that's why they move on from mommy to wife and can barely function when left to their own devices and become depressed angry incels when no woman is around to help them process their feelings, which they have never had to learn how to do on their own.

This problem could easily be solved if men just learned how to talk to each other without making fun of each other for having feelings.


No Lidl, you don't get to express emotions and get to keep your "normal straight male" beard. You have to repress your emotions along with your disgusting homosexuality and be a REAL man according to the Null standard of acceptable masculinity.

Repressed closeted far-right homosexuals like Lidl stop projecting their pedophilia agitprop onto out-of-the-closet gays mission: impossible.

Males stop projecting their own pedophilia onto women challenge: impossible.


When your main exposure to gays is through far-right racist homophobic agitprop on KF alone, it suddenly makes sense why there are so many repressed gay zoomers like Lidl who think that all homosexuals are pornsick predators who will want to rape children the moment they come out of the closet:

I think it also has a lot to do with modern men being incredibly pornsick. When your main exposure to women is through pornography alone it suddenly makes sense why there are so many dudes who think that all women are sluts and whores who want BBC gangbangs. It's because that's what they watch all day and as we saw in that Liz Dong Gone assistant segment a lot of men are unable to tell that porn is fake and the women in it are not actually enjoying being anally raped and pissed on.

It also explains guys like Dick Masterson who are hardcore misogynists because they are degenerate coomers and the only women he interacts with offline are absolute braindead fameseeking LA whores, which leads him to believe that all women are like that, when it's just that women who are normal know to avoid him and would never ever lower themselves to have a conversation with him. Normal women know to avoid incels and pornsick trannyfaggots so when guys say shit like "all women are whores" they are really just telling on themselves that they are repulsive to normal women and addicted to pornography.


"It also explains guys like Dick Masterson who are hardcore misogynists because they are degenerate coomers and the only women he interacts with offline are absolute braindead fameseeking LA whores, which leads him to believe that all women are like that," but not Lidl, who is totally not a misogynist and is in fact the biggest gayest pickme of them all!

"so when guys say shit like "all women are whores", which is not Lidl himself, for he only calls some women "absolute braindead fameseeking LA whores", sometimes.

This is really funny, because Lidl claimed to have listened to literally all the MATI shows:

Null has said several times that he had his grandfather take the role of father figure in his life. He's just got ODD. Also a 19 year old can absolutely stand up to his father. I think only brown and asian people live their entire life in fear of their parents, but that's because they get physically abused by them as kids as capital punishment is still very common in their cultures. White people tend to be more independent from their parents due to not being beaten to a pulp by their parents on a regular basis.


I guess Lidl missed this part of MATI where Null said that his Italian father would smack him right across the face, even on Christmas eve. Null idolizes aggressive obnoxious men because that's who his grandfather subjecting him to corporal punishment was, and that's who his mother's angry ex-boyfriend who set fire to their house was. Lidl in turn idolizes aggressive obnoxious men like Null because he's terrified of everyone learning the truth about him, which is that Lidl is actually a little emo faggot who wants men to discuss their emotions freely rather than blow their brains out in lonely isolation.
 

The Gays From LA

The Gays From LA Took My K.Flay Away
An Onion Among Onions
@Empresa you were a chatfags right ? Ever heard of this Framergirl character ?

Go here for the lore on Framergirl:

Most of the kiwi regulars talk about it offsite, you claimed Framergirl was passed out drunk and you couldn't get it up.


Better yet, read this entire thread from beginning to end, at one point Dynastia shows up, and then he and Null proceed have an openly homoerotic exchange, showing that they're very skilled at sexting one another without skipping a beat:


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Since I know Lidl is inevitably hate-lurking here, you are prohibited from reading the above mentioned homoerotic exchange between Null and Dynastia. Go back to reading more misandry on the "Man Hate" thread, you pathetic closeted self-loathing gay emo.
 

The Gays From LA

The Gays From LA Took My K.Flay Away
An Onion Among Onions
Should I DM this thread to this faggot?

Nope, he's already read it, that's why he references me pointing out that Lidl is a gay man who for some reason decided to LARP that he's supposedly a tradthot feminist on KF. If this dude has been hate-lurking here, which he clearly has, then he has seen the screenshots where Lidl admitted being a man before he started his tradthot LARP.

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Even in the MATI thread itself, before Lidl started the tradthot-LARP, everyone addressed him as a man.

Here's Lidl admitting he doesn't actually know any women IRL:

Source on that most are women? I assume they are women (male) with very feminine penises. The cucumber thing was a marketing ploy to drum up controversy over that extremely boring movie based on a twilight fanfiction story the author wrote as a teenager. Not real. I also can't think of a single woman I've ever known who unironically read or watched 50 shades of grey. The outrage over it was totally overblown.

For the record: I've never seen the movie or read this book myself, but I do know one straight millennial woman (feminist) and one straight millennial man (BDSMer) who have read that book/saw the film, and they both independently fucking hated it, for very different reasons I'd imagine.

That said, why would a woman ever trust a closeted gay killjoy like Lidl with whatever sex literature they're reading? They won't tell you what they're reading, Lidl, because they know you're a far-right trad-LARPer who will judge them for it. We know the actual reason you hate "absolute braindead fame-seeking LA whores" is because these women get to fuck all the men you secretly desire but are actively trying to talk yourself out of fucking yourself, with your "Man Hate" gay conversion thread. No woman will ever trust your judgemental, self-loathing, homophobic ass with whatever is presently on her sexy reading list.
 

JewNiggerCock

Remarkable Onion
Go here for the lore on Framergirl:
I know the Framergirl lore a little bit. I'm just wondering if she's a chatfags though, I don't lurk around the chat that much. But thanks for the info anyway. Also Lidl Drip mention that the forum used to have IRL meet-up. Where the fuck is that coming from ? I heard about the self-doxing thread they had back in the day from ED, but I never heard anything about IRL meet-up.
 

thefrogninja

JDANKS420
An Onion Among Onions
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Slaughter

Conspiracy Theorist
Hellovan Onion
I just can't see how Lidl Drip/3322 is Spooky socks to be completely honest with you. Both are attention whore for sure, but Spooky Bones socks are always reeks of discord gayops. Something that I can't sniff out of Lidl Drip/3322 posts.
I'm in the same boat really, but I'm halfway feeding Elaine's paranoia, halfway hoping it's true just because the meltdowns that would follow would be so funny.
 

Jetstream Sharpe

NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS WITH THERMITE AND KILL 3000 AMERICAN GOYIM AND BLAME IT ON FAKE TERRORISTS AND INVADE AFGHANISTAN AND THEN KILL EVEN MORE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS WITH OPIUM WHILE LISTENING TO TOUCHED BY MBV - TH
Remarkable Onion
I'm in the same boat really, but I'm halfway feeding Elaine's paranoia, halfway hoping it's true just because the meltdowns that would follow would be so funny.
Just call Lidl an Elaine sock, it pisses off both of them
 

youthful_ shannel

Hellovan Onion
"I think it's very normal for women to want to be dominated by a strong man they are attracted to", no honey, it's closeted repressed homosexual bottoms like yourself who want to be dominated by a hairy bear BDSM Eric Cartman cupid like Null. You dream of cupid Null flying into your room late at night and plopping onto your bed as he takes over the reigns. Don't project your own gay domination fantasies onto women, gaycel. You know nothing about what women want. Heck, you only know what women don't want, because you started the "Man Hate" thread to immerse yourself in misandry, effectively as a kind of "gay conversion therapy".
I spat out my coffee, this paragraph is fucking hilarious.
 

The Gays From LA

The Gays From LA Took My K.Flay Away
An Onion Among Onions
Lidl Drip is a man, baby! Even a very oviously high Elaine on this Discord stream still had her female faculties intact to be able to sniff out Lidl as a man who is LARPing as a woman on KF:


Elaine, if you ever read this: Lidl is obsessed with you because Lidl, as a closeted gay man who wants Null all to himself, he obviously views you as a competitor merely for the fact that you are a woman at the periphery of Null. Lidl literally went and queried OG Kiwis about various Null's sexcapades with Kiwis, yet Lidl still insists everyone else is in a parasocial relationship with Null but him.

I have found what I think is the precise moment that Lidl Drip decided to LARP as a radical feminist tradthot in the MATI thread. I think it started with that shooting incident with the TIF (trans-identified female) shooter:

Almost every single ftm was molested, raped or in some other way sexually abused. That's why they hate their feminity (because it made them a target) and want to be men. A lot of women are traumatized by the sudden sexualization they experience when going through puberty. Girls as old as twelve already get disgusting comments by adult men and groped by their male peers. Every single detransitioner reports that they really just felt uncomfortable being objectified for their femininity and a lot of them say they were sexually abused.

Ofc not a reason to shoot kids, there's more than just that wrong with her. But it's a very safe bet to say she has that kind of trauma.

Misogynist closeted gay man Lidl can only have empathy for women if they are young molested girlchildren with no sexual agency. As soon as a woman becomes of age and has sexual agency and chooses to be with women, that sympathy ends and the hate begins:

Nobody is absolving her of her wrongdoings dude. People are trying to identify the problem so that a solution can be found. Something all the spree shooters have in common is that they are all severely mentally ill. The obvious solution to this is to have a better mental healthcare system in the US. Saying someone is mentally ill and needs help doesn't mean you are worshipping victimhood.

All of a sudden, Lidl began posting typical TERF-adjacent misandric talking points about how shaming men for their sexuality is based and a sure way to force degenerates back into the closet:

Shaming men for their sexuality is based actually. We need much more shame in this society and put all the freaks back into the closets.


Lidl raged against violent pornography:

Damn women are dumb as FUCK wanting a guy with a good job to support them and give them security but also spend time with them. Meanwhile the barely legal harem anal destruction stepsister big titty goth gf mommydommy BBC gangbang fantasies of men are very true to life and attainable.


As his LARP commenced, his expressed views became increasingly unhinged and IMO at times bordered on some rather obvious trolling, such as in the following post where Lidl boldly states that "only women can create true art" and that all male-produced art features naked bodies and is therefore all pornographic:

That has always been the primary incentive for men getting into art. Back in the stone ages they squashed berries so they could draw some booba on the wall of the cave, in ancient greece men spend 20 years carving marble statues just to see a naked lady and now they have involved to drawing furry fart inflation porn on a tablet. There is not a single man that does art that doesn't also draw naked people for his own sexual pleasure.

This is why only women can create true art.


Like Null himself does in his political rants on MATI, Lidl takes care to mix his far-right reactionary views on "normal" heterosexual relationships with radical feminist misandric talking points about how most men nowadays are pornsick, most men thus are secretly gay, and how all gay men are on a slippery slope of degeneracy that inevitably ends with them raping children. Lidl mixes hardcore misandry with hardcore misogyny and racism ("turning kids into niggeroni")

How about "Why is a 30 year old man meeting up with 16 year old girls from the internet?" There is zero explanation for this that would make it ok. People make up a lot of shit about Null to try and destroy him, but no woman has ever alleged that he raped her or beat her or is her babydaddy. How come this is happening to Sam Hyde constantly?

Just goes to show most people really don't give a fuck if their favorite e-celeb is a good person or a degenerate rapist irl. As long as he's funny he can be turning kids into niggeroni and nobody cares. Kind of a blackpill tbh.


And here we catch Lidl talking about himself again: "most people really don't give a fuck if their favorite e-celeb is a good person or a degenerate rapist irl". Here is Lidl making excuses for Null having said on MATI that it's OK for him to hit on "1 or 2" of his fans, then Lidl trad-LARPs about how this totally leads to sustainable relationships using Pewdiepie as an example (imagine the sheer tone-deafness of comparing Pewdiepie to Null):

He said it's okay to fuck ONE fan and only if you do it like Pewdiepie did. Pewdiepie met Marzia in the very beginning of his career when he was still a humble sperg without millions of dollars, this is how he avoided getting a golddigging whore or a cloutchaser. While Marzia did get called a cloutchaser at first cause she immediately started her own channel, she did eventually retire from the public eye, so that helps keep their relationship private. I think having millions of people hyperanalyze every aspect of your relationship probably was hurting their relationship. so it's smarter for her to not be part of his online life more than necessary.

Pewdiepie has stayed loyal to Marzia for 12 years and counting, has never once flirted with his fans or in any way encouraged his fangirls to flirt with him (or even acknowledged them to my knowledge) and I think this is the real reason that they have stayed together for so long. Most men who get a lot of interest from women out of nowhere have a very hard time ignoring it and not letting it get to their head. It's a well known fact that all Hollywood celebrities constantly cheat on each other cause they just have so many opportunities to do so. You have to set very strong boundaries and have some amount of self control to make it work. I think Pewdiepie also knows that if he had to date again it would be impossible for him to avoid a cloutchasing harlot who is after his fame and money and he knows Marzia loved him even before he had all that.

I am very happy for them and their wholesomeness, I really hope Pewds sticks to his winning strategy.


Despite being in alignment with these extreme views, Lidl seems obsessed with normalcy and insists that he himself is actually a "cringe normie", which is highly doubtful because anyone who spends so much time on KF or listening to MATI to the point of parsing Null's far-right talking points through a radical feminist lens is obviously not "normal" by any stretch. Lidl goes on to appropriate Joseph Paul Watson's Youtube video about how "normalcy is the new counter culture", which only means that Lidl wants his extreme views to become commonplace and accepted:


Not to out myself as a cringe normie, but I have regularly watched Colleen's vlogs for over a year and this is absolutely not true. The only thing cringe about her is that she lives in California and repeats the usual normie liberal opinions about gays and trans that she's told to believe. Other than that her entire content is just hanging out with her kids doing normal mom stuff and making funny skits for kids as Miranda. She is in a normal loving relationship with her husband who also appears in her vlogs. Her content is not for men at all.

idk how anyone can look at that greasy faggot troon and not see how this is all fabricated because he wants to be internet famous


"Her content is not for men at all", but Lidl still watches it so he can trad-LARP more convincingly.

In this post Lidl claims to be a parent with multiple kids 🤨 🤣 and again insists that he's the normal one here, while also revealing that he follows Paul Joseph Watson on Youtube:

Name a point in time that adults havent thought kids/teens were talking stupid, listening to stupid music, have stupid haircuts, are interested in stupid things etc. I don't think them inventing their own language (important part of development to set themselves apart from their parents and develop their own personalities) is the issue. In fact one of the great joys of being a parent is to embarrass your kids by saying "DO I LOOK DRIPPY TODAY LITTLE TIMMY?! NO CAP FR FR!".

The issue will be watching a whole generation grow up on social media, having their entire teenage years archived forever (Null is the best example as to why stupid things you said as a teen being archived forever is going to haunt you eternally) and being exposed to extremely degenerate pornography from an early age. I also see many issues with AI generated deepfakes being created by kids in school of their peers. They are going to grow up in some hard times, but hopefully it will make them strong and once the boomers are all dead we can finally swing the pendulum back into the right direction. All the people who bought into the gay/troon agenda will be weeded out and the kids that make it through the absolute insanity will see being normal as counter culture.


Yet Lidl can't help himself, and occasionally lets his tradthot mask slip to reveal his true, um, interests:

That is Bryan Dunn. He is known in this sektur for begging other men for pictures of their dicks.

This only reinforces my personal belief, that Lidl IRL is likely not a woman at all, and is more likely just another Nick Fuentes (someone Lidl appears to be familiar with), meaning, a far-right closed gay man who decided that LARPing as a feminist tradthot, while copying and regurgitating Null's most reactionary talking points from MATI, as a sure way to grab Null's attention and get on his good side.

I don't know what Lidl's endgame is with all this LARPing, other than him using it to gain access to Null, whom Lidl seems to be in love with and whom he idolizes to the point of copying Null's hatred of anime. Lidl acts very protective/possessive towards Null, while accusing everyone else with a positive or negative interest in Null of having a parasocial relationship with him. Yet Lidl by his own public admission contacted OG Kiwis to learn more about Null's previous sexual escapades with female Kiwis.

Lidl: Oh, I am not interested in Null's private sex life. I'm not parasocial with Null like everyone else is.

Also Lidl: Literally queries OG Kiwis about Null's sexcapades with Kiwi women to learn all the nitty gritty details of how it went down. Literally looks up Mexican restaurants in Belgrade to see where Null might be having Mexican food outside of the US. Openly fantasizes about Null topping his paypigs."I'm totally outing myself as a cringe normie, hihi!"

Curiously, when people in the MATI thread began discussing the Chudbud leaks and "Christorian X", Lidl was very noticeably absent from that part of the thread, despite having joined seemingly every other pile-on in the thread, this was the one topic Lidl apparently had nothing to say about:


I hope this all demonstrates once again why I do not for a moment believe that Lidl is a woman.
I suspect that Lidl is another Nick Fuentes, a far-right closeted homosexual man who hates women, and who started the Man Hate thread as a form of gay conversion therapy for himself, to remind himself to stay away from men, and to devote his time entirely to simping for his Real Life Eric Cartman as Cupid, Null:

Null suffering because people give him too much money and it takes too long to read the superchats. It's rough.
 

The Gays From LA

The Gays From LA Took My K.Flay Away
An Onion Among Onions
lidl is probably hot and i would have sex with xer bussy.
Don't waste your time hitting on him. As a far-right closeted homosexual, he would shame you for your male degeneracy (read: his own gay proclivities), then post about you in the "Male Hate" gay conversion therapy thread, mainly as a reminder to himself not to secretly masturbate to you:

Shaming men for their sexuality is based actually. We need much more shame in this society and put all the freaks back into the closets.
https://archive.ph/zPDNg#selection-3017.0-3017.136

I do wonder what Lidl thinks of that homoerotic exchange between Null and Dynastia on lolcow.farms that I shared yesterday. Does he have an excuse for such male degeneracy too? They were both in their twenties when they did that, so he can't use the "Null was only 15!" excuse like with the Blockland posts. I think Lidl should get over himself and just go ahead send Bryan Dunn a dickpick. It's 100% consensual cos Bryan Dunn explicitly requested it.
 
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