Totally not Josh on the subject of (checks notes) pizza.
View attachment 92799He must be able to see the cheese or it doesn't activate neuron in monkey brain.
View attachment 92800I bet he would prefer a little Caesars deep dish over an authentic one.
View attachment 92801Pineapple on pizza is good, definitely not the worst thing you can put on it. I can post examples. I've had anchovies on pizza too and it's fine. Not together though. Another user is too lazy to eat a deep dish pizza.
View attachment 92802He likes his cheese like he likes his men, on top.
View attachment 92803EXTRA CHEESE ON TOP EVEN THOUGH THERE IS A LAKE OF IT UNDER THE LAKE OF SAUCE. ALL OF THE CHEESE.
View attachment 92804Missed opportunity for a lost in the sauce joke.
View attachment 92805Not the only brown thing he likes.
View attachment 92806Not a fan is sausage, wants to remove his sausage. Checks out.
View attachment 92807grandma is not thick enough for him, he like thick crust. Like what uncircumcised guys get on their shaft.
View attachment 92808Not brown enough, again, he likes his cheese like he likes his men.