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Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip Comprehensive Thread

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It's hilarious that after years of speculation and Lidl Drip running rampant all over Kiwi Farms, it ends with a whimper because Null slipped back into his Blockland persona.
Personally i think it's even funnier that Lidl spent weeks defending Null saying he matured from his Blockland days (lol) only to ragequit after a single word and say Null was a retard incapable of change....just a week later.
 
It's funny that this isn't even his first sock attempt and certainly won't be his last.
 
Null read Kens site and had a little prowl around the kiwi DMs and didn't like what he saw, so he put his sock to bed.
Last time, it was when I pointed out it was obvious that lidl was a janny sock. lidl dropped out for about a week (IIRC).
For how long tho.
Maybe forever. Socks are cheap. Think about the time lidl sock was created and the time it started posting.
I think someone should spam Lidl with songs by the band Hole.
Re-record the Traffic hit "Hole in my shoe" but "Hole in my sock"
Good taste ngl
Oh fuck right off. Hole are shit. They are Babes in Toyland for fags.
 
Oh fuck right off. Hole are shit. They are Babes in Toyland for fags.

courtney stole the kinderwhore look from chrissy amphlett and imported it to the USA
kat bjelland borrowed courtneys kinderwhore dress and imported it to the UK "first"
and then the two fell out scratching each others eyeballs out over which one of them had the idea to rip off chrissy amphletts look
both are unlistenable caterwauling , chrissy was a goddess

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I had a very stressful dream last night that Lidl drip was doxxed, and it was revealed that she was my mom. It was mortifying.
How does one even dream of something like that? I couldn't imagine dreaming about anything having to do with kiwifarms. Now I feel better about my dreams where I get chased by T rexes or attacked by lions.
 
Reason: Also the zombie apocalypse ones.
How does one even dream of something like that? I couldn't imagine dreaming about anything having to do with kiwifarms. Now I feel better about my dreams where I get chased by T rexes or attacked by lions.
I once had a dream in highschool where I got fucked to death by the girls in my highschool class. I was promptly woken up by my cat puking in the corner of my pitch black room.
 
How does one even dream of something like that? I couldn't imagine dreaming about anything having to do with kiwifarms. Now I feel better about my dreams where I get chased by T rexes or attacked by lions.
I don't know dude, I don't even think about kiwi farms that much anyway so I don't know why I thought about it.

But it was like one day I checked out this thread and I saw that someone posted a pic of my moms face and said it was Lidl and that they were trying to find her son and I was trying to convince everyone that finding her son was too far and no one listened to me. While also being embarrassed about the fact my mom was one of the most notorious BP fats. It was very stressful, I woke up sweating and even checked this thread after.
 
 
Reason: Bear hammer waking up from his nightmare
courtney stole the kinderwhore look from chrissy amphlett
Um... The "kinderwhore" look dates back to Drive In movies, it was a look in trah a mundo type films. Which was influencial on the NW Punk sound. PLus, I am not some bint, I am talking about the music, BiT and Katastrophy Wife piss all over Hole.

TBF, Love did have an Alex COx movie written for her (in part). But she is fucking terrible in it. As everybody else is. Still, Droolian got his LSD.
 
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