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Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip Comprehensive Thread

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i dunno good question but she could probably pull of the alyssa mercante gym rat thing better than alyssa
would have to go to the gym though and stop letting null feed her hollandaise
 
Ipreferminors beefing with a minor confirmed.
 
The LCF thread on Slatz is funny to read from time to time. She's a fat ugly turkroach addicted to plastic surgery.
What is LCF?
Funny you say that

I used to tell Lidl that I thought Anna Slatz was hot & she always wanted to hear more.
(Which is curious considering her attitudes towards such talk.)

I take back nothing
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Well, it's pretty much confirmed, lidl drip is Anna Slatz.
 
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@Muttley is this true? Would be even more evidence that Lidl is NOT Null. What exactly is your relationship with Miss Drip, anyway? She will often randomly @ new users in the chat saying "Hi Muttley" and then be disappointed when they say they aren't you. She also said that she doesn't believe you are @Storytime. Are you friends with her?
 
Josh is currently spending thousands of dollars to try and sneak a peek inside Nick Rekakas kids' bedroom...
Actually Hardin and some other lawyer (Bromke? Bramke?) are both working pro bono on this because Nick Rekieta has pissed off many other lawyers and everyone wants to see his messy hoarder house where children had free access to cocaine.
 
Actually Hardin and some other lawyer (Bromke? Bramke?) are both working pro bono on this because Nick Rekieta has pissed off many other lawyers and everyone wants to see his messy hoarder house where children had free access to cocaine.
Even if that was true court costs and filing fees are not free. Sure, an inmate on Death Row proclaiming their innocence can make the case he should have those waived because he's sitting in prison but Jocelyn is in a troon jail of her own making and wants the video of Nick's kids to fap to so doesn't qualify.
 
Even if that was true court costs and filing fees are not free. Sure, an inmate on Death Row proclaiming their innocence can make the case he should have those waived because he's sitting in prison but Jocelyn is in a troon jail of her own making and wants the video of Nick's kids to fap to so doesn't qualify.
Nullos like @GuntChatRegular2 like to pretend that we here at Onion Farms are weirdos for having this opinion of Josh, but if you look at the comments on his twitter, you'll find that outside of kiwifarms, most people have a very similar opinion of Josh to the ones found here.
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Nullos like @GuntChatRegular2 like to pretend that we here at Onion Farms are weirdos for having this opinion of Josh, but if you look at the comments on his twitter, you'll find that outside of kiwifarms, most people have a very similar opinion of Josh to the ones found here.
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Imo it's more weird of them to write these para social fanfics of Josh and some user based on speculation when they don't even know if it's a man or woman, let alone who it is. If they lurked and we're not shilling for a T&H badge they would know. It's obvious they're here on his behalf.
 
Imo it's more weird of them to write these para social fanfics of Josh and some user based on speculation when they don't even know if it's a man or woman, let alone who it is. If they lurked and we're not shilling for a T&H badge they would know. It's obvious they're here on his behalf.
JIDF = Jewsh Internet Defence Force
 
Totally not Josh on the subject of (checks notes) pizza.
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He must be able to see the cheese or it doesn't activate neuron in monkey brain.
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I bet he would prefer a little Caesars deep dish over an authentic one.
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Pineapple on pizza is good, definitely not the worst thing you can put on it. I can post examples. I've had anchovies on pizza too and it's fine. Not together though. Another user is too lazy to eat a deep dish pizza.
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He likes his cheese like he likes his men, on top.
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EXTRA CHEESE ON TOP EVEN THOUGH THERE IS A LAKE OF IT UNDER THE LAKE OF SAUCE. ALL OF THE CHEESE.
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Missed opportunity for a lost in the sauce joke.
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Not the only brown thing he likes.
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Not a fan is sausage, wants to remove his sausage. Checks out.
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grandma is not thick enough for him, he like thick crust. Like what uncircumcised guys get on their shaft.
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Not brown enough, again, he likes his cheese like he likes his men.
 
Josh claims to not be involved with the case at all, but he said on MATI he will fund Hardin's travel costs should he need to appear in person with the money raised used to obtain the bodycam footage. Josh is likely bankrolling every step of this process for Hardin.
I actually believe Rekakas position, that Hardin is telling Josh it's pointless, but Josh is fat and can't let it go.
 
Josh claims to not be involved with the case at all, but he said on MATI he will fund Hardin's travel costs should he need to appear in person with the money raised used to obtain the bodycam footage. Josh is likely bankrolling every step of this process for Hardin.
Don't forget, I believe last year he raised a war chest of $175k ?
 
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