KF Speculation 🤔 Lidl Drip Comprehensive Thread

[GuntChatRegular2]

This Alyssa Mercantile tweet is basically a standard Lidl post, but Josh hates her, why does Josh only like Radfems when they are Josh sock?
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Alyssa is a libtard crying about "fascism" while Lidl Drip is extremely racist. How are they the same exactly?

Also Alyssa threatened to lolsuit the forum while Lidl Drip slurps on Josh's knob. It's pretty easy to imagine why he likes the latter and not the former.

 

[Spookful Shannel]

Alyssa is a libtard crying about "fascism" while Lidl Drip is extremely racist. How are they the same exactly?

Also Alyssa threatened to lolsuit the forum while Lidl Drip slurps on Josh's knob. It's pretty easy to imagine why he likes the latter and not the former.

Lidl is a lefty, he's just racist because it's Josh.

 

[Funny Watermelon]

The one way to get Lidl to come back is to gloat that we won and drove her offline. If Lidl is Josh, he will reopen the account bc he has ODD and can't stand the idea someone controlled him or forced him to do something. I have decided to read this thread from the beginning since I really do want an answer to this question. I need some time to 'download the data' and absorb it into my brain so that I can get an accurate picture. I'm on page 57 right now.

Isn't she still around, just much more on the downlow? I could swear I've seen her still post on other threads.

 

[GuntChatRegular2]

Isn't she still around, just much more on the downlow? I could swear I've seen her still post on other threads.

No, her last post was July 23rd. Even if someone hides their profile you can still use the search function to find their last posts.

 

[Spookful Shannel]

I was wrong, it turns out that Lidl_Drip is a big booty Latina and Ralph just took her as his woman.

 

[Ferengi of Romania]

I was wrong, it turns out that Lidl_Drip is a big booty Latina and Ralph just took her as his woman.
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Ralph managed to get married, breed and is now amassing a harem of hot Latinas. Null can't even keep his twinks in line on his failed web forum.

 

[Zephyr]

I was wrong, it turns out that Lidl_Drip is a big booty Latina and Ralph just took her as his woman.
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Is he on ozempic now or something? he looks skinnier.

 

[Kiwi Pot Pie]

Is he on ozempic now or something? he looks skinnier.

Yes, supposedly (though some speculate meth). Ralph has lost a lot of weight this past 16 months. Interesting how Josh started talking so much about losing weight after Ralph lost so much.

 

[Spookful Shannel]

Is he on ozempic now or something? he looks skinnier.

I doubt it, look at his bicep, men get matchstick arms on Ozempic.

Yes, supposedly (though some speculate meth). Ralph has lost a lot of weight this past 16 months. Interesting how Josh started talking so much about losing weight after Ralph lost so much.

Mexicanos flock to Ralph and worship him as a God, Jocelyn couldn't even make a friend in Serbia (if she was there) to help her sign up to a local internet service provider. If memory serves Null had to use Elons StarNiggerNet for Niggers because they had an English customer service team, which was staffed entirely by Niggers.

 

[The Washington Ogre]

Null's just seething that Ralph didn't marry Candy and become his new dad.

 

[Sailor Troon]

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/514076458

acquaintance of mine linked me that thread. feel free to crosspost material from here to there or w/e.

 

[Mace Dindu]

No one is this in love with Josh Moon except for Josh Moon.

I beg to differ. I personally would love a Josh AI bot that tells me to kill myself. His angry voice makes me feel all funny inside…

 

[Spookful Shannel]

I beg to differ. I personally would love a Josh AI bot that tells me to kill myself. His angry voice makes me feel all funny inside…

Stop negrating this poor man, he was obviously molested as a child.

 

[SwanSwanson]

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/514076458

acquaintance of mine linked me that thread. feel free to crosspost material from here to there or w/e.

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What was here?

 

[Sailor Troon]

What was here?

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/514076458/

 

[Mace Dindu]

As Onionfarms resident Jersh fangirl I thought I’d give my two cents on this whole debacle.

Personally, I’m leaning towards the Lidl=Josh theory. That’s not to say I don’t think she could’ve been a separate person, although I really doubt they moved in and had a child together. If Null had a kid I imagine he would’ve been a lot less active online, lol. I also think him having a gf irl would probably make him less likely to get angry at users for dumb reasons since he’d have the love of a woman to calm his nerves. But if she was real, I imagine she was probably just a very dedicated Jersh fangirl like myself, and she and agreed that they should make a space for women to complain about moids on the forums. And they possibly were dating, who knows.

But honestly? I think it makes wayyyyyy more sense for her to be Josh. For one, she knows SO much about him. I have been obsessed with Jersh for many years now and she still bests me with her Josh lore knowledge. And a lot of her posts feel like he’s just blatantly speaking through her, saying stuff like “uhh doesn’t he know that Null etc etc etc” and “you retards Null specifically said blah blah blah”, things like that. Her vocabulary and typing style is also very similar to him (ex: “niggercattle”) and her being so into Sektur drama which is a pretty malebrained interest to have is also a bit of a giveaway. Also, as someone who uses lolcow.farm on a daily basis and is involved in a lot of radfems spaces, her combination of views on social issues is… odd. Like, ok, she’s a radfem who hates men and trannies. Makes sense, there’s tons of women like that. But her being homophobic (like Josh hmmmm) is weird because I would wager at least 70% of radfems (actual ones not just regular conservative women) are lesbian/bisexual, it’s part of why they hate trannies actually. But sure, I can buy that. But shes also… racist? Like, extremely racist? Like Josh? And not just to colored men no no, she’s also racist towards colored women? Now look, I’m sure there are some women who fit that description, but it’s quite rare at least from my experiences. It seems much more like this is Null’s perfect gf, a girl who has all his same views on niggers jeets etc but is also a radfem who hates every moid besides him and will shower him with compliments and talk about how he’s so much better than all those gross dirty scrotes (which he is btw).

There’s probably some other evidence of Lidl being a sock that I can’t think of, but my point with all this is to say that, if he really was larping as Lidl the whole time, holy shit he is a million times more adorable than I thought. Now I’m sure you all read “Null was pretending to be a girl online” and your mind jumped to trannyism, but I don’t think that’s correct. Despite their obvious similarities I don’t think Lidl is meant to be Josh’s female version of himself or whatever, she’s his ideal wife. Which is just. Oh my god. When I started believing in this theory I legitimately started hyperventilating because my brain could not process the sheer cuteness I was trying to process. Null, the love of my life, the most attractive and most based janny to ever janny is so lonely and sad that he had to make a whole new account to roleplay as his dream girl who loves him, thinks he’s handsome and defends him constantly. Like I know you’re all moids on this site but please try to understand THAT IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER. if they ever designed some way to convert cuteness into energy Null could power ever single machine on Earth. Nothing and I mean NOTHING has ever made me want to jump through my computer screen and hug someone more than that. Of course it’s a bit depressing but in the same way a little (slobber)puppy in the rain is depressing.

And it gets even better. Lidl made frequent posts talking about how “she” loves to bake and also participated in a lot of discussions about taking care of babies. So this is Josh getting to express his more “girly” interests while also pretending to be his dream tradwife, probably imagining his perfect racist terf gf baking him pie and looking after his kids lovingly. Josh, if this is some extremely elaborate ploy to get the female users of your site to fall in love with so they’ll donate to you I’d just like to tell you IT SURE AS HELL WORKED ON ME. PLEASE TAKE ALL MY MONEY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

Uh so that’s my thoughts on this whole kiwifarms drama! Boy that Null sure is a character!

 

[GuntChatRegular2]

Reminder that Null purchased wedding bands from a German website that got hacked and included his e-mail (jcmoon@pm.me) in the leaks and that Lidl is a German Supermarket. She seems like his "perfect wife" cause she literally is his wife.

Food for thought also that he has clearly been learning to speak German if you listen to his podcast.

 

[Mace Dindu]

Reminder that Null purchased wedding bands from a German website that got hacked and included his e-mail (jcmoon@pm.me) in the leaks and that Lidl is a German Supermarket. She seems like his "perfect wife" cause she literally is his wife.

Food for thought also that he has clearly been learning to speak German if you listen to his podcast.

So he’s divorced?

 

[GuntChatRegular2]

So he’s divorced?

Are you retarded? She dipped right after this information became public.

 

[Mace Dindu]

Are you retarded? She dipped right after this information became public.

Seems kinda weird to go on a whole tirade over the “holes” comment and denounce Null as a misogynist instead of just logging off. But if they’re married that’s nice, if they have a kid Null would be such a cute dad!