It's likely what you say is true, but so what? Null has the self control of a toddler. If he'd finally got himself a Genuine Totally Not Made Up Girlfriend he couldn't help himself from babbling about it. The guy has the IQ of a houseplant, he isn't even able to keep his story straight about where he is (reviewing burgers from a chain that doesn't exist where he's pretending to live for example) so keeping a charade going this long seems unlikely.Not true at all. If Josh were to declare openly that he had a girlfriend, the small army of people that he's fucked over and long list of detractors would spend endless waking hours ruining that person's life. They would get no rest and they would find no quarter. People would Alogging, trolls would be out in full force. In short, he would have to hide it.