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I don't moral fag. Ruben Sim moral fags.
They lied to you about the moralfagging being worse.

You see, there's this game, called Call to Arms Gates of Hell Ostfront. In Gates of Hell, there are little zones you want to capture, right? When you move a little army man into the zone, the flag on the zone starts ticking, like +2 pop weight per tick. So many ticks and you capture the zone. This is what moralfagging is, +2 pop.

Now there's a little officer line of units each nation can get, and they capture points very quickly. They have +10 pop per tick. Normally, a little less than half a squad can accomplish this, or you can just leave the single leader. This +10 pop weight unit, that's being a pedophile.

There is a cap however. And that cumulative cap, is +10, regardless of what units are in the zone. Having a leader AND a rifleman, does not net you +12 pop per tick. You still only get +10 pop per tick. This is what consideration of whether a pedo is a moralfagging is, its weight above cap, it makes no difference.

Now kill yourself
 
I make no hint, I speak it clear and true. Why should a spirit not see spirit too?
Looks like you drank an entire bottle of spirits and made this post.
 
@Ikolthur Benoit
Such souls, in torment steeped, see not the light,
For gilded lies do blind their inward sight.
They chase false crowns with hope’s deluded breath,
And walk with folly to a second death.

@Gore San
No drink has touched my lips, my soul is dry.
Though mirth is mine, I’ve tasted not the bowl.
A fool I seem, yet not from a drunken soul.
 
She sells seashells down by the sea shore.
 
The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure.
So if she sells seashells on the seashore,
Then I’m sure she sells seashore shells.
 
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