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These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
Green Reddit is sneeding! God my thread has been nothing but cope posts today. It's fucking hilarious. Keep calling it Green Reddit(how many people has the Green Reddit killed this year?), they openly admit it hurts their little fee fees! That post has to be probably the funniest thing I've read all day. Noooo don't call us Reddit! -bans someone over cheese-

Also, the whiplash of them calling this place a splinter site one day and then begging us to go and post on their pedo site another is hilarious. Like isn't one of their mods LITERALLY a lolicon/pedo?
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Reason: THEY'RE COPING! THEY'RE SEETHING! THEY'RE FELTED BUDS
If anyone from Onionfarms sees this make an account and jo~
Motherfaggots you've FALSE REPORTED ME because of some niggerfag' false accusations and I was banned from site yet my name can't leave yer heads at fuckin' all because some of you only NOW have become aware of your own fuck up and guilt.

There's no reason for me to even think 'bout returnal, fuck off. 'less Joshie contact me directly and my conditions are met but I know better than trust expat who shit on his own country at any given opportunity and keep on burning bridges with people he have been in decent relations a while ago.

Oh and on Green Reddit: That woud come as a great shocker for ya but you retards literally live up to it. All the recent changes and happenings, the shift in userbase' behavior? It really become quite noticeable in retrospect and the longer you're away from the site.
Huh, bollocks.
 
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Motherfaggots you've FALSE REPORTED ME because of some niggerfag' false accusations and I was banned from site yet my name can't leave yer heads at fuckin' all because some of you only NOW have become aware of your own fuck up and guilt.

There's no reason for me to even think 'bout returnal, fuck off. 'less Joshie contact me directly and my conditions are met but I know better than trust expat who shit on his own country at any given opportunity and keep on burning bridges with people he have been in decent relations a while ago.
Rent free in their heads doot. They're having meltdowns over zoey preferring us too. Soooooo many cope posts. I'll make a cope post screenshot post when I get out later. You could boil pasta with all this salt. Remember, everything is out fault. Even if we have proof. Everything we say is a lie. Especially if we have proof
 
Rent free in their heads doot. They're having meltdowns over zoey preferring us too. Soooooo many cope posts. I'll make a cope post screenshot post when I get out later. You could boil pasta with all this salt. Remember, everything is out fault. Even if we have proof. Everything we say is a lie. Especially if we have proof
Make no mistake she only prefer to hang in there because nobody cares for her skitzoisms and her acc is banned on kf. Otherwise she'd still had to hang with Schizoid Wife and Toji.
Probably for the best. Or not. I don't know, she's still a fuckin' carrotphobe and I don't respect that.
 
Another thing about the ai nonsense is that ai isn't truly self learning. It still gets help from humans with stuff. But when we hit the AGI era. That is when we should panic fast because that is Skynet from the terminator movies brought to life today.
Ai degrades when learning from other AI. Have you ever ran gender swap filter back and forth putting the new results through each time? It eventually becomes a fever dream demon abomination.
 
could you explain this a bit more. i'd enjoy an effortpost on the userbase' behavior
It become erratic and downright resembling what you'd to expect from places like resetera or facepunch\knockout in them current years (with addition of free nigger-pass and KYS wishes on top). At best.
At worst we're have to witness how the whole forum is being rotten away due to influx of intellectually and mentally handicapped imbeciles that are, in general, are either reddit adjacent "normies", boards connoseurs or straight up decadent freakshows like half of Beauty Parlor and about 1\5th of A&N userbase if you'll exclude Shartygees from equation. So basically the site was getting some fresh blood and notoriety Joshie and much of people were craving for without considering that everything that become mainstream inevitably turn into liquid shit the colors of Prostasia' proudest user' sexuality flag. It comes to this slowly but surely, and that's heartbreaking. Josh as much as he want to make sure his past won't be made public or to bite his ass in any way will inevitably do exactly that, bite his ass and will keep on reminding to him of his either past or present preferences were\still are.

He's dishonest, not only to his own forum' visitors but to himself first and foremost. That's a shitty trait that have costed him big fortune and will do that in future as long as he keep on denying reality.

I've been like that too before I've returned from army and got myself into self-inflicted rehab sesh, while being in my four walls, alone and with my own "demons" to make things meet the ground. And so I did, and it have helped me to become a better person I was prior to army and during the service.

and now I'm in my 30s and yes, I do have regrets in life and certain guilt to carry on, but I acknowledge these wrongs and I've done a work to both repent for them and move on. Something most of the site will never be able to do. Neither them nor some of people that are close to my heart and soul but deadset on lying to themselves about things me and them know.

Tell me these with egg and onion.
 
He cope posts so damn much he might as well hang out with his loli loving pals. Green Reddit has been feeding us some amazing cope this week but he's probably been the most mainstream of it and his has been delicious. You would think his "hatred" for loli would have him leading the crusade against Useful_Mistake but he has stayed completely silent over it despite the overwhelming evidence presented to him and the overhaul mood of the average user turning against UM. It's just a bold faced show of hypocrisy that shows the Farms is more than happy to push censorship and often does.
You could always make a thread on that user or anliteralidiot. You'd pro make a better op than something like me because it would probably just end up being just the thread title and simply "thread." Being the entire post.
 
this place really should start a thread on UM, we all know kiwifarms won't do it, its also oddly not talked about how many lolcows are just users now, gone are the days of streamers having OPs and mile long threads, now most of the lolcows are the power users of the site. just browsing it seems most of the lolcow discussions are internal, and thats not counting the paywall'd areas or DM chains where they say even more salacious things.

They're all turning on each other and you know there are DM chains where they plan their avenues of attack. Lidl probably "took one for the team" when she made her move on UM.

it reminds me a lot of EDF in 2012, all the users and mods had their own private discussions where they planned how to fuck over other users.

Josh has already shown that DM chains can unban users like Toji who do some shit that's superban worthy. And we already know from the Android Raptor fiasco that the users both post loli and porn and gore to each other but can also talk Josh into banning users despite his "principles"
You could probably write a decent one too.
 
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I would like to thank the butthurt Kiwitroons seething about me who brought me into this thread, because this thread inspired me to write this new article about Kiwi Farms's many pedophilia scandals: https://moonmetropolis.substack.com/p/sir-another-pedophilia-scandal-has
🚨💢 NONCE ALERT! 💢🚨 JOSHUA RYNE GOLDBERG IS AT IT AGAIN! 🤡👎

EWWW, SWEATY 💦🤢 WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? 🧐 NOBODY WANTS YOU, ESPECIALLY NEAR KIDS 👶🚫👮♂️

🚓 FBI OPEN UP! 🚓 THIS CREEPY LITTLE GOBLIN 🧟♂️💩 NEEDS TO BACK THE HELL OFF FROM MINORS 🚸⚠️ NONCE BEHAVIOR WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! 🙅‍♀️✋

YES KWEEN 👑💅 SLAY YOURSELF STRAIGHT TO JAIL ⚖️🔒 WHERE YOU BELONG! NO BAIL 💰🚫 JUST DIRECTLY INTO THE TRASH 🗑️🔥

YOUR VIBES ARE ILLEGAL 🚔📜 YOUR AURA IS CRIMINAL 👹🔪 AND YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS A MISTAKE ❌💀 DELETE YOURSELF 🖥️🗑️ (AND YOUR INTERNET ACCESS TOO!) 📵

BYEEEEE, FREAK 👋👋👋 TAKE YOUR NONCEY ENERGY TO THE SHADOW REALM 🌑👹 AND STAY THERE! 🚪🔐 NO COMING BACK! 🙅‍♂️🚷
 
"When someone tells you who they are, believe them."
This is a phrase Josh says a lot because he thinks it's very smart. Why can't nullcels think for themselves?
It is cute Kiwi Fags think they have a moral edge over lolicons when they celebrate the suicide of groomed teenagers, devote their lives to obsessions over internet randos, and regularly praise Hitler and call for mass murder. Newsflash, niggers, normies put you in the same category of "weird freak" as those sickos jerking it to drawn child rape, you are just a different sort of freak, but still not worthy of ever being in polite society.
 
It is cute Kiwi Fags think they have a moral edge over lolicons when they celebrate the suicide of groomed teenagers, devote their lives to obsessions over internet randos, and regularly praise Hitler and call for mass murder. Newsflash, niggers, normies put you in the same category of "weird freak" as those sickos jerking it to drawn child rape, you are just a different sort of freak, but still not worthy of ever being in polite society.
In addition, Useful_Mistake is a lolicon which makes him a pedophile according to federal law. So while they are morally grandstanding one of their most important people is a literal pedophile through no stretching of the truth or imagination. It's just a fact.

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In addition, Useful_Mistake is a lolicon which makes him a pedophile according to federal law. So while they are morally grandstanding one of their most important people is a literal pedophile through no stretching of the truth or imagination. It's just a fact.

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I think what causes people more confusion is the fact that they aren't arrested for viewing it in their own home, which is why these fuckers insist it's not illegal. I don't know how they get caught (hint hint, usually they download actual CSEM and then the cops trace it back to their account and see the pattern.) regardless it's still illegal even if you don't get caufght.

Let's be frank, would you still drink in your own home underage if you risk getting arrested? These people want to get arrested. To the point they talk about using VPN's and shit despite the fact that metadata exists on their PC. These people are always at risk of hurting children too.
 
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🚨💢 NONCE ALERT! 💢🚨 JOSHUA RYNE GOLDBERG IS AT IT AGAIN! 🤡👎

EWWW, SWEATY 💦🤢 WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? 🧐 NOBODY WANTS YOU, ESPECIALLY NEAR KIDS 👶🚫👮♂️

🚓 FBI OPEN UP! 🚓 THIS CREEPY LITTLE GOBLIN 🧟♂️💩 NEEDS TO BACK THE HELL OFF FROM MINORS 🚸⚠️ NONCE BEHAVIOR WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! 🙅‍♀️✋

YES KWEEN 👑💅 SLAY YOURSELF STRAIGHT TO JAIL ⚖️🔒 WHERE YOU BELONG! NO BAIL 💰🚫 JUST DIRECTLY INTO THE TRASH 🗑️🔥

YOUR VIBES ARE ILLEGAL 🚔📜 YOUR AURA IS CRIMINAL 👹🔪 AND YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS A MISTAKE ❌💀 DELETE YOURSELF 🖥️🗑️ (AND YOUR INTERNET ACCESS TOO!) 📵

BYEEEEE, FREAK 👋👋👋 TAKE YOUR NONCEY ENERGY TO THE SHADOW REALM 🌑👹 AND STAY THERE! 🚪🔐 NO COMING BACK! 🙅‍♂️🚷
Did you make this new alt in between botting the Shemmy with Shroom links, Catter?

Everyone can see that your new account was registered today and has no other posts, you absolute fucking retard.
 
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Let's be frank, would you still drink in your own home underage if you risk getting arrested?
Yes, I've drank alcohol underage before. At my house, which is safer than in public. Not comparable to CP though. For many reasons. Back then people didn't over share as much online and snitch on themselves posting underage drinking selfies. Plus drinking alcohol isn't tracked by online data like files would be. Also it's not child porn. No one gives a shit if little Timmy sneaks one of Daddy's beers then pukes and passes out. People care if the creepy guy down the street gets off to the kids walking to school. Also some places have exceptions if the kid is with a parent or guardian in a private residence. Because something something religion.
 
Green Reddit is sneeding! God my thread has been nothing but cope posts today. It's fucking hilarious. Keep calling it Green Reddit(how many people has the Green Reddit killed this year?), they openly admit it hurts their little fee fees! That post has to be probably the funniest thing I've read all day. Noooo don't call us Reddit! -bans someone over cheese-

Also, the whiplash of them calling this place a splinter site one day and then begging us to go and post on their pedo site another is hilarious. Like isn't one of their mods LITERALLY a lolicon/pedo?
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Does anyone here remember the cartoon Batman Beyond? It was one of the best and also one of the most underrated cartoon shows from the time; it was literately the story of Batman taking place in the future where Bruce Wayne hangs up the cape because he was getting too old and someone younger takes over the role as Gotham's nightly protector.

They even made a full length movie based on the TV show where the Joker returns to cause more mayhem in Gotham where Joker says he is "Ready to give this old town a wedgie again!" I won't go into too much detail but at the end of the movie, Terry McGinnis (the new Batman) does something that the OG Batman never did before and he decides to heckle the Joker by calling him a loser supervillian. This infuriates the Joker because Joker is the one used to messing with people, he's not used with people messing with him. Spoiler, Terry McGinnis defeats Joker by simply heckling the Joker which causes Joker to make a poor lapse in judgement and Terry was able to defeat Joker in the end.

So why am I bringing up Batman of all things? Because we're seeing Kiwi Farms being heckled and they don't like. Calling Kiwi Farms as "Green Reddit" is genius because this actually makes Kiwi Farms look a lot smaller and it dehumanizes Kiwi Farms by making Kiwi Farms look like a complete joke. Ordinarily, it's Kiwi Farms that does the heckling and the only reason why they got away with it for so long is because the rest of the Internet never bother to heckle them back, until now.

Nobody wants to be compared to Reddit because Redditors are seen as a joke where the Redditor stereotype is a fat loser neckbeard with no life that's hostile towards anyone that doesn't adopt their extreme political views. By comparing Kiwi Farms to Reddit, that is saying that Kiwi Farms is filled to the brim with a bunch of fat neckbeards with no life where they're hostile towards anyone that doesn't adopt their extreme polticial views (it's funny because it's true).

Calling Kiwi Farms as "Green Reddit" is pure genius because it takes away any power Kiwi Farms has over their opponents. A Comedian's worst nightmare is the Heckler where a heckler will call the comedian as being not funny which in turn makes the comedian make more bad jokes where the audience will 'boo' the comedian off the stage. It's the same with Kiwi Farms where the worst nightmare for the Kiwis is the Kiwis being seen as a bunch of losers that no one will take seriously. Calling Kiwi Farms as "Green Reddit" hurts the Kiwis more than anything Keffals did to them. Seeing the rest of the Internet starting to see Kiwi Farms as "Green Reddit" from this point on will hurt Kiwi Farms in the long term.
 
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