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Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
It's just that there’s a certain type of Kiwi that really gets off on cows entering their own thread or having a chance to interact with them. That’s why you always see Zoeyniggers hanging around Alex's thread, Talbot's, Cassidy's or Claudio's threads also.

It's less about milk for them and more about the thrill of proximity.
It is certainly more fun to roast lolcows directly than to just talk about them. They give funny reactions all the time. I managed to get a few random txt worthy posts from Zoey and Alex.
 
I don't know. I guess it’s NPC (normal) that most people hate it, but I appreciate the shaming of those who use it para socially. I’m grateful we’re slowly phasing out of accepting anything as a zeitgeist, even if it’s small. I think that, in a way, is huge. Post-COVID had everyone fucked up. God, during and after COVID was fucking annoying. You give too many things an inch, and they take a mile.

I think we need to look at the facts, though.


I understand that companies being cheap and causing enshittification by chasing money trees and nothing else has, and will continue to, fuck shit over. But I think we might be over complicating the impact on the physical world in a lot of cases. There is still a basic, fundamental truth:
  • We are currently in a recession.
  • Companies love cheap, outsourced labor.
  • FUCKING THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES
They very well could be pinning the layoffs on AI to cover up the fact that they’re losing money during this post-pandemic time. It’s been kind of rough and up and down since. A lot of things have happened pre-peak COVID and post-COVID. A computer is not real. It’s not real in the sense that it’s like a person.

What’s more likely to happen is that more and more places will get stricter with their internet usage policies and pin the blame on a chatbot or an image denoiser. I think part of the reason they even released this to the public is for that very reason. They give you a problem, you don’t like that problem, then they give you a seemingly nicer solution. Machine learning can be very good for things like the health field, but you have to acknowledge that LLMs and machine learning can’t be used for every single thing you do. Same thing with the internet.

This has been in research labs for quite a while now. They’ve had this for a long time.

It’s a hotbed for mental illness. I think their goal is to turn people off from the internet and to use it for its original, federal-agent-adjacent purposes.

-An assisted LLM summary.
Here’s breakdown:
  • Machine learning models are mathematical systems, not living beings. They process data, adjust weights, and produce outputs based on patterns but have no awareness, desires, or consciousness.
  • They do not have thoughts or feelings; what appears as “intelligence” is pattern recognition and statistical correlation, not understanding.
  • Even advanced systems like large language models (LLMs) only simulate conversation using probability, not comprehension.
  • Life requires biological processes (metabolism, self-repair, growth) and subjective experience. Machine learning lacks both.
  • Machine learning models can mimic certain behaviors of living beings (like speech or recognizing objects), but they do not experience, perceive, or possess a sense of self.
Machine learning can act useful, even convincingly human-like, but it is not alive, cannot feel, and has no will of its own.

https://www.ibm.com/think/topics/machine-learning

I think that "AGI" shit where it controls your computer is a bug for feds. Look they kind of already are, and are thinking about, using these tools to help convict people. Not Robo cop 100% but it tracking and crawling around for your acivity on the interent. I'm conflcited on this. I think in a way it would be a good thing that it dies off in the zeitgesit and it kind of becomes what it was when it first came out. But, on the other hand, it sucks that the platforms that contributed to a lot of good on the internet getting bitch whipped by money trees.

I want them to release free versions of all the good AI to the public already.
That time has already past. It was originally cleverbot, ELIZA, Jabberwacky, Dr. Sbaitso, and whaever else I have forgotten to mention.
 
Reason: AUTISM
That time has already past. It was originally cleverbot, ELIZA, Jabberwacky, Dr. Sbaitso, and whaever else I have forgotten to mention.
I mean that good deepfake shit that is still being gatekept by Google and the government. And those paid ones that can make those detailed videos that trick boomers on Facebook that always told you not to trust everything you see on the Internet. Best we have is a robotic sounding version of famous people on character ai. I see way better stuff on YouTube and I want whatever they got but I don't wanna pay.
 
It is certainly more fun to roast lolcows directly than to just talk about them. They give funny reactions all the time. I managed to get a few random txt worthy posts from Zoey and Alex.
I can't even keep up with the zoey thread but most the people posting there seem more cow worthy than her. anliteralidiot is going full groomer mode and is being incredibly transparent about it. It's not that she's trying to protect her from me, she's already been proven to be a stalker and zoey saw the evidence from idiot's spergouts here this week, it's just that anliteralidiot has a thing for young and young looking women as her loli fetish shows. But she's not the only groomer in there, I mean obviously there's Toji, but Shoresy seems to be trying to do it as well with negging zoey, and TurkeyBeef is really obsessed with her likes and dislikes. anliteralidiot is also using two of her socks to groom zoey as well which is pretty unsettling but I am pretty sure zoey can see they are socks as they're super obvious because idiot is probably the only person to make as many socks as zoey has. I mean shit how many socks did staff have to take care of this week alone of idiot's? 5?

Idk there have been about 16 pages added since last night and I can't be fucked to go through all of them but there's some sketch ass behavior going on in there for sure. Hopefully she sees the light and figures out the vast majority of people on Green Reddit are pedophiles and groomers, that's why Cloudflare kicked them off. That's the site people go to who are rejected from Reddit, from 4chan, from the Sharty, from social media, and from society in general.
 
Linus Torvalds (the creator of the Linux kernel) said it best. AI is 10% real world application and the rest is hot air and blind commercial hype.

It's also silly to think AI will replace humans in everything in the near future because current AI development has not reached a level where an AI can become an AGI (Artificial General Intelligence where an AI has obtained unironic self-awareness where the AI can go full Skynet, AM, or HAL 9000 on humanity), not even close.

Currently AI can only mimic human behavior (hence why they can pass the Turing test) but there is currently no AI model that is self-aware like a human being is self-aware of who they are. Humanity still hasn't cracked the code on what makes a soul like in the movie 'I, Robot'. So unless that happens, AI will continue being used for very specific applications and only pretend to be human in some aspects and if you ask me, the current AI craze we're seeing is a bubble that is waiting to pop at any moment.
That's all true and well, but you really need to get an avatar, NIGGER!!!!!!
 
I just wait for them to show up here and mess with them then because it's funny to me.
Yeah, I just feel bad because it annoys staff. The spergouts this week made drunk Zoey from last night look like the most chill person in the world. Then they would go to Green Reddit and try to deny it and honestly I would be cackling at some of the dumb shit they would say trying to deny it's them. It's really fucking sad how deep in their head I am and then they screenshot my content and post it like it's supposed to help their case when in reality they are just committing copyright infringement and fucking Jocelyn over more which is also fucking hilarious to me. Keep donating to the charity, chuds!
 
That's all true and well, but you really need to get an avatar, NIGGER!!!!!!
@TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
I got an avatar for you.
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Reason: It matches the username.
WelperHelper99 is actively trying to dox Sameko Saba right now. Her fanbase is gonna hold the Kiwi Farms 100% responsible for this even though most of it was already done via someone's doxbin post.


There is also suspicion that the one who does alot of the OSINT work is Notorietus, who seems to use LOLArchiver alot for finding old usernames.
 
WelperHelper99 is actively trying to dox Sameko Saba right now. Her fanbase is gonna hold the Kiwi Farms 100% responsible for this even though most of it was already done via someone's doxbin post.


There is also suspicion that the one who does alot of the OSINT work is Notorietus, who seems to use LOLArchiver alot for finding old usernames.
Good, fuck Welper he is a hypocrite that can't keep his morals straight and I hope he faces charges for the DOX. Anyone that uses the term phonebooked is an active threat to society due to them being so fucking stupid and possibly a sovereign citizen.

Surprised Notorietus is still around after they bet on the wrong horse last year
 
Reason: Phonebooking is a retarded term. We need to start referring to those that use it as Sovereign Citizens
Good, fuck Welper he is a hypocrite that can't keep his morals straight. Surprised Notorietus is still around after they bet on the wrong horse last year

They rely on Notorietus as he has access to LOLArchiver's Twitter and Twitch tools. Those tools are one of the only ways to get old Twitch and Twitter usernames.
 
And I know there are going to be some people who disagree with me on the “mentally ill” part, but think of it like this:
  • You're obsessing over someone else frequently enough that it occupies your process of thought on a constant basis to the point it starts seeping into your daily life.
  • You're obsessively archiving someone else's life and trying to play detective all the fucking time.
  • You're constantly stirring in negativity both from others and from your self.
  • You're constantly seeing a problem with something. A person, a place, a thing. So much to the point it starts negatively impacting your mindset and eventually in turn effect your behavior.
  • It's basically all of the worst aspects of the later years in the public school system combined into one place. Making it one of the most cancerous tumors of a subculture.
  • The fucking victim mentality with these people.
Is this not the seeds for BPD escapades? Is this not some of the things that can cause depression or turn into a full blown disorder if you're not careful?
I legit had to stop following the Polissa thread for good because I was getting dismayed over her extreme, fatal animal neglect and hoarding and it's humanly impossible not to alog and want to alert every local rescue.
 
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