Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

[Jack]

Faggot peas, faggot pod?

Believe it or not, I have a meme for that one:

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

The discord screenshots weren’t me or anyone else from the DM’s, try harder.

Jethro, you're a 50+ year old dog fucker. Kill yourself, you're never getting consensually laid again

 

[Jack]

Jethro, you're a 50+ year old dog fucker. Kill yourself, you're never getting consensually laid again

To be fair anyone over the age of 40 isn't getting consistently laid.

ESPECIALLY if they're married.

 

[SwimStaffRubber]

Retard, Sprate is based. ...based.
You shouldn't (you will) get props from the brain dead fucks on here for hating on him but I'd trade 90% of you constant whiners here on Onion Farms for a single Sprate. You're trash, he's epic, it's why you're mad. But you can't admit it, because you're probably one of the freaks that would catch his attention and ire, unfunny dumbass ...dumbass

And all this is coming from you're bitch ass, keep sperging out you nigger faggot retard
>Unfunny dumbass
Coming from a literal retarded faggot that socks 24/7 made a fatass chunk of Null A.I gifs which got old real quick, continues to whiny about us making fun of kiwifarms like the faggot you are, fuck out of here with the bullshit nigger, you're not welcome here cause you're an annoying faggot that now sucks the dick of KF for some reason, you're an unfunny worthless faggot who's disliked by generally almost everybody on here for being a faggot and that's all YOU'RE faggot ass will EVER amount, and even KF has people that dislikes you, continue to sperg out though, no one on here besides 1 or 2 people like you're retarded ass you stupid faggot. Fucking faggot freak

 

[cosmic veteran]

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The BossmanJack counter is not very efficient JS.

window.onload = function () {
  // Month Day, Year Hour:Minute:Second, id-of-element-container
  countUpFromTime(1726606005692, 'countup1'); // ****** Change this line!
};

function countUpFromTime(countFrom, id) {
  countFrom = new Date(countFrom).getTime();
  var now = new Date(),
    countFrom = new Date(countFrom),
    timeDifference = (now - countFrom);

  var secondsInADay = 60 * 60 * 1000 * 24,
    secondsInAHour = 60 * 60 * 1000;

  days = Math.floor(timeDifference / (secondsInADay) * 1);
  years = Math.floor(days / 365);
  if (years > 1) { days = days - (years * 365) }
  hours = Math.floor((timeDifference % (secondsInADay)) / (secondsInAHour) * 1);
  mins = Math.floor(((timeDifference % (secondsInADay)) % (secondsInAHour)) / (60 * 1000) * 1);
  secs = Math.floor((((timeDifference % (secondsInADay)) % (secondsInAHour)) % (60 * 1000)) / 1000 * 1);

  var idEl = document.getElementById(id);
  idEl.style.removeProperty("visibility");
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('days')[0].innerHTML = days;
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('hours')[0].innerHTML = hours;
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('minutes')[0].innerHTML = mins;
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('seconds')[0].innerHTML = secs;

  clearTimeout(countUpFromTime.interval);
  countUpFromTime.interval = setTimeout(function () { countUpFromTime(countFrom, id); }, 1000);
}

I was going to criticize Null for not using jquery since KF loads it, but this isn't Null original code, just a copy and paste job.

Count Up from Date and Time with Javascript - guwii

Expanding on my previous Javascript countdown timer, I’ve got an easy count up from date counter using pure JavaScript here for you! Example: Counting up from 1st Jan 2014 12:00:00 00days00hours00minutes00seconds The basic HTML: <div class="countup" id="countup1"> <span class="timeel...

guwii.com

he couldn't even be arsed to use chatgpt. for fuck's sake

what's funny is shit like this is very simple to implement. like @Meowsolini said, jQuery/other js framework and it will take less than few lines of js code to do the countdown

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

And all this is coming from you're bitch ass, keep sperging out you nigger faggot retard
>Unfunny dumbass
Coming from a literal retarded faggot that socks 24/7 made a fatass chunk of Null A.I gifs which got old real quick, continues to whiny about us making fun of kiwifarms like the faggot you are, fuck out of here with the bullshit nigger, you're not welcome here cause you're an annoying faggot that now sucks the dick of KF for some reason, you're an unfunny worthless faggot who's disliked by generally almost everybody on here for being a faggot and that's all YOU'RE faggot ass will EVER amount, and even KF has people that dislikes you, continue to sperg out though, no one on here besides 1 or 2 people like you're retarded ass you stupid faggot. Fucking faggot freak

Damn, you sure tried, huh little guy?
Sorry, you're still a whiny faggot that has no bantz and no point to continue posting beyond the perpetual updoot machine that is complaining about a superior forum with superior users amongst the literal detritus

 

[SwimStaffRubber]

Damn, you sure tried, huh little guy?
Sorry, you're still a whiny faggot that has no bantz and no point to continue posting beyond the perpetual updoot machine that is complaining about a superior forum with superior users amongst the literal detritus

>"Damn you sure tried huh little guy"
Uh...faggot what kind of insult is that...lmao, what type of cartoon bully shit is this?

 

[cosmic veteran]

Honestly deserved

lmao, i know right? holy fuck with that annoying vermin

 

[cosmic veteran]

what type of cartoon bully shit is this?

the 80s-90s one. good god with this moron.

*impotent walls of screeching*

okay pedofur faggot

 

[Jack]

that's all YOU'RE faggot ass will EVER amount,

That's all YOUR faggot ass will ever amount TO.

Spelling AND grammar needs work.

 

[cosmic veteran]

He's the one that got caught role-playing about wanting to fuck a dog.

holy shit, where??? the catler PM leak?

The lack of absolutely no self awareness is peak comedy.

fixed that for you.

this is the same site that calls people gooners meanwhile they harbor PMs for gooning kek

 

[SwimStaffRubber]

I wish they updated our thread on there, it's been a month....

 

[cosmic veteran]

He's the one that got caught role-playing about wanting to fuck a dog

holy shit, where??? the catler PM leak?

never mind. found it

Sure here you fucking retard
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[cosmic veteran]

I wish they updated our thread on there, it's been a month....

they don't have to. the lesser the update, the better. besides, they're too busy circlejerking each other

 

[SwimStaffRubber]

they don't have to. the lesser the update, the better. besides, they're too busy circlejerking each other

Dammit...I forgot they have bukakes for each other

 

[cosmic veteran]

Bro can't handle the Internet.

i bet this goofball would have a meltdown at a mere sight of ED's anime section

 

[cosmic veteran]

ah yes, the infamous sprate "i collect CP/illegal material for archival" header. dumbfuck piece of shit

 

[RumpleSmooothSkin]

you're never getting consensually laid again

I get consistently laid all the time, just ask your mom.

 

[Tetsuo Takahashi]

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Man-Hate thread poster isalaide fantasizes about men rotting away from cancer.

It will be amazing if this is all that the Kiwi Farms devolves into. Just one femoid after another trying to outdo the next one in talking about their utter disgust for anyone who was born with a penis.

 

[ipreferpickles]

It will be amazing if this is all that the Kiwi Farms devolves into. Just one femoid after another trying to outdo the next one in talking about their utter disgust for anyone who was born with a penis.

Null's been talking about making a spin-off forum just for women where they have to submit medical forms that show they are biological women and there's no age limit for joining.