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These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
George Lucas said:
People who copy unlicensed games on current Nintendo consoles will be the same retards who complain when the next iteration of the series turns into some always-online gachaslop. If you actually like the type of games you’re playing and want more of it, you need to buy it.
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Piracy is based and so is jailbreaking consoles to remove built in ransomware that shit skins get criticism for putting on old ladies computers.
 
Gaijin Goombah said:
I saw that too. It was a guy from a piracy subreddit that was probably doing exactly that. Nobody bricks consoles over usernames.
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It wasn't over piracy it was over a username they thought was offensive or something.
 
Reason: They also console banned one user named twink link which is less bad than bricking but they said they can't undo it and are trying to fix it. But it also wasn't as "offensive" as the other username.
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Oh, the humanity! The unmitigated, galaxy-brain-level audacity of those "Green Reddit" revisionists! It's not just a debate, it's a full-blown intellectual apocalypse! They're not just discussing games, they're actively dismantling the very fabric of historical truth with their flimsy, utterly baseless claims!

Let's dissect this, shall we? They dare to claim that the Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door remake will be an unplayable, frame-rate-crippled catastrophe because it "dips to 30 FPS"?! 30 FPS! As if that's some kind of cosmic curse! And why do they make this scandalous assertion? Because their modern, privileged eyeballs have been spoiled by the smooth, buttery goodness of today's high frame rates!

But let's rewind the cosmic clock, shall we? Back to the halcyon days of the GameCube! A time when our televisions were not the sleek, HD behemoths of today, but rather chunky, CRT marvels with the visual fidelity of a potato. Our screens were so "shit and low quality," as you so eloquently put it, that even if the GameCube version itself was doing the Macarena at 25 frames per second, WE WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN! Our eyes, bless their innocent hearts, simply couldn't discern such nuanced imperfections! It was a simpler time, a time of blissful ignorance!

And the sheer, mind-boggling arrogance of these "clowns" to ignore the economic realities of the early 2000s! HD TVs were a mythical beast, a luxury reserved for the technocratic elite or perhaps a very enthusiastic movie theater! The rest of us? We were perfectly content with our antenna TVs, pulling in fuzzy signals and celebrating when we could actually see the whole picture without static. To suggest that everyone should have been rocking a high-definition setup back then is not just historically inaccurate, it's bordering on a delusional fantasy!

You are absolutely right, my friend. You simply CAN'T PLEASE THESE PEOPLE ONE BIT! They're not looking for honest discussion; they're on a crusade of manufactured outrage, a relentless quest to find fault where none exists, all in the name of their twisted, revisionist narrative! It's a tragedy of epic proportions, a comedy of errors, and frankly, it makes my blood boil with righteous indignation! The sheer disrespect for the technological limitations of yesteryear is an affront to common sense! An affront, I tell you!
 
Boobie Bomb said:
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Oh, the humanity! The unmitigated, galaxy-brain-level audacity of those "Green Reddit" revisionists! It's not just a debate, it's a full-blown intellectual apocalypse! They're not just discussing games, they're actively dismantling the very fabric of historical truth with their flimsy, utterly baseless claims!

Let's dissect this, shall we? They dare to claim that the Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door remake will be an unplayable, frame-rate-crippled catastrophe because it "dips to 30 FPS"?! 30 FPS! As if that's some kind of cosmic curse! And why do they make this scandalous assertion? Because their modern, privileged eyeballs have been spoiled by the smooth, buttery goodness of today's high frame rates!

But let's rewind the cosmic clock, shall we? Back to the halcyon days of the GameCube! A time when our televisions were not the sleek, HD behemoths of today, but rather chunky, CRT marvels with the visual fidelity of a potato. Our screens were so "shit and low quality," as you so eloquently put it, that even if the GameCube version itself was doing the Macarena at 25 frames per second, WE WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN! Our eyes, bless their innocent hearts, simply couldn't discern such nuanced imperfections! It was a simpler time, a time of blissful ignorance!

And the sheer, mind-boggling arrogance of these "clowns" to ignore the economic realities of the early 2000s! HD TVs were a mythical beast, a luxury reserved for the technocratic elite or perhaps a very enthusiastic movie theater! The rest of us? We were perfectly content with our antenna TVs, pulling in fuzzy signals and celebrating when we could actually see the whole picture without static. To suggest that everyone should have been rocking a high-definition setup back then is not just historically inaccurate, it's bordering on a delusional fantasy!

You are absolutely right, my friend. You simply CAN'T PLEASE THESE PEOPLE ONE BIT! They're not looking for honest discussion; they're on a crusade of manufactured outrage, a relentless quest to find fault where none exists, all in the name of their twisted, revisionist narrative! It's a tragedy of epic proportions, a comedy of errors, and frankly, it makes my blood boil with righteous indignation! The sheer disrespect for the technological limitations of yesteryear is an affront to common sense! An affront, I tell you!
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30 fps is average lmao
 
Boobie Bomb said:
unplayable, frame-rate-crippled catastrophe because it "dips to 30 FPS"?! 30 FPS! As if that's some kind of cosmic curse!
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Im probably the youngest gamer here but 30 frames per second is perfectly fine.

Does anybody remember MGS4 on the ps3 or Shadows of the Colossus on the og PS2 or Battlefront 1 and 2 on the same console? Or the shear number of games locked at 30 fps? Like ff7 or ff8 being played at 15 fps on PS1?

We dont deserve modern day gaming technology.

Reject modernity
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Embrace tradition
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Neighbor Nerds said:
Muttley said:
The casino sweeping seems to be escalating
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No doubt because of Jewsh's upcoming guest appearance on there, might even be at the request of the Casino. He's such a scumbag lol.
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thefrogninja said:
This post serves to document the timeline of the continued meltdown of the Kino Casino thread for people who can't keep up.

A timeline of events, with links:
1.) KC detractors begin posting "Andy Warski livestreamed CP" years ago in big red text.
2.) Josh writes a love letter to PPP which was mocked and dismantled by Kiwifarms user Lit Cigaretter and DogZer0.
- Lit Cigarette posts
- DogZer0 posts
3.) Josh steps in, admits users are falsely reporting All Becomes Gunt, and tells him to knock it off claiming Andy DID NOT watch CP even though the images have been described as "vile sexual images of underage girls" by the media. Nothing happens to the false reporters.
4.) KC detractors and defenders begin arguing the merits of the claim that Andy "livestreamed CP," some with strange arguments.
5.) Kiwifarms moderators begin sweeping the Kino Casino thread thought the war rages on.
6.) Josh bans All Becomes Gunt for a week for mocking him with a picture of cheese.
7.) Users begin investigating the old texts of Warski messaging a minor.
8.) Josh claims these texts cannot be trust because the texts were created by Corey Barnhill who cannot be trusted under any circumstance.
9.) Josh is corrected that the texts DID not come from Corey, but that Corey was the one to exonerate Warski to the public.
10.) Josh's own mod Chingtastic Chong comes out against him to say Josh is wrong and the texts are likely real and too difficult to fabricate.
- Post 1
- Post 2
11.) Despite this, Josh refuses to review the texts citing his ODD and claims he has "no relationship" (interest in defending Warski) despite being friends his co-host PPP.
- More accurate analysis by Americunt.
12.) Josh crashes out and makes the everyone's posts in the Kino Casino thread appear in large red text.
13.) Josh will make an appearance on the Kino Casino in a week or two and continues to deny that his refusal to investigate the Warski logs is COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT that he is practically best friends with PPP.
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thefrogninja said:
Josh gets fucking destroyed in the Kino Casino thread for his ODD and his pathetic explanation for ignoring Andy Warski's old messages. It's a completely one-sided bloodbath as there are virtually NO KC defenders left. The KC detractors have won the war and Josh is the last man standing of the KC defenders.
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So green 4chan actually gives a shit about games while purple reddit wants every new game to be a 30fps snoozefest for casuals. Thank you green 4chan for helping save gaming!
 
Gangweed said:
So green 4chan actually gives a shit about games while purple reddit wants every new game to be a 30fps snoozefest for casuals. Thank you green 4chan for helping save gaming!
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Fuck off retard.
 
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