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Crimson Fucker said:
The thread on the recent flood in Texas has devolved into cloud seeding conspiracy theories.
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To clarify, it's confirmed that "cloud seeding" is a real thing that is done in some places sometimes but it's not what schizos believe it is. Crazy people think the government uses it for weather warfare which makes people who don't know about it think it's not real because that's stupid. It's just putting particles in the air that causes condensation. If there isn't moisture it won't do anything. All it does is give surface area for it to collect and get heavy enough to fall. It can't cause massive floods or anything. It only makes it more likely to rain when there is droughts and doesn't even guarantee rainfall. It's not that deep and way more mundane than people make it out to be.
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Anyway they did at least update the death toll in a recent post.
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Kiwifarms try not to be a sperg challenge level: impossible.
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Probably another reason why Kiwi Farms is a laughable community, they attract the type of people that believe in the dumbest conspiracies ever. Now to be fair, there's a lot of conspiracy theories that float around on the Internet (so this isn't localized to just Kiwi Farms) but most of them an easily be debunked using simple sound logic.

Take example the Chemtrails conspiracy. This conspiracy theory states that the elites are sterilizing the world though airplane chemtrails as a form of population control so that the plebeian class can stay powerless while the elites keep their power. This main problem with this conspiracy theory is that much like the mustard gas that was used in World War 1, using chemtrails to sterilize the world is a type of indiscriminate attack where it there would be no protection for the elites from an attack like this either. If they elites really want to do population control, it be cheaper and easier for them to start wars where the plebeian class will participate in while the elites stay in the comfort of their own homes away from said armed conflicts.

If you're going to believe in conspiracy theories then believe in the ones that are practical, involves money, and it involves power. If anything, you should be questioning propaganda that are pro-war or pro-big government. Anything involving the supernatural or just plain impractical can be safely dismissed as bullshit.
 
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Crimson Fucker said:
I didn't even know who that user was until she started calling me Mike out of nowhere back in 2024. So I been memeing about him since. And yeah Elaine is radioactive, anything she touches becomes cancer. I didn't know you knew who it was.
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i know of him through reading elaines thread
elaine pushed me to self harm back in 2024 and tried to send her skibidi farms friends after me
 
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark said:
Probably another reason why Kiwi Farms is a laughable community, they attract the type of people that believe in the dumbest conspiracies ever. Now to be fair, there's a lot of conspiracy theories that float around on the Internet (so this isn't localized to just Kiwi Farms) but most of them an easily be debunked using simple sound logic.

Take example the Chemtrails conspiracy. This conspiracy theory states that the elites are sterilizing the world though airplane chemicals as a form of population control so that the plebeian class can stay powerless while the elites keep their power. This main problem with this conspiracy theory is that much like the mustard gas that was used in World War 1, using chemtrails to sterilize the world is a form of an indiscriminate attack where it there would be no protection for the elites from an attack like this either. If they elites really want to do population control, it be cheaper and easier for them to start wars where the plebeian class will participate in while the elites stay in the comfort of their own homes.

If you're going to believe in conspiracy theories then believe in the ones that are practical, involves money, and it involves power. If anything, you should be question propaganda that are pro-war or pro-big government. Anything involving the supernatural or just plain unpractical can be safely dismissed as bullshit.
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Yeah, I think a lot of people sperging out over chemtrails are seeing regular airplane exhaust shit or maybe even cloud seeding, ironically enough, which just makes it more likely to rain. Cloud seeding is profitable and simply explained. And has nothing to do with muh weather warfare like those schizos say.

The "craziest" one I pretty much believe in is that the trans movement is reverse psychology eugenics to convince them to sterilize themselves voluntarily. Force them to and it's looked down on, but convince them to do it to themselves and it's cheered on by retards.
 
Takeru Takaishi said:
Holy fuck Green Redditors are so easy to manipulate lmao. She spergs out and attacks myself and Londo for dunking on Null cope posting about Jim and not seeing the irony that Green Reddit is filled with the thing Null is kvetching over. The she claims my thread has evidence of me being a Nazi despite it not having any evidence of that, idk she's a retard and never presents any evidence. I do enjoy her cope posts as she keeps giving me free copyright claims.

She tries to claim that Ashley is some sort of informative source instead of a stalker child of people here. Claims that the police reports they have on me say things that are explicitly ruled out in them, which is hilarious. I know Green Redditors are dumb but I guess they also can't read? Especially weird seeing as that OP she was going on about ties into the same report? How odd. Still this person is very fond of buddying up to pedophiles so her buddying up to Ashley is even funnier and makes this beyond a me issue now. She's trying to recruit Tardsley and has gotten Tardsley to post in my and zoey's threads because Tardsley is an unhinged schizophrenic lmao, the company you keep says a lot!

Finally she claims to dump her medical history on my thread but cowardly hides it behind needing an account. What a massive fucking pussy! But she's so fucking easily manipulated it's actually hilarious and I thought a few others would enjoy seeing the average schizo on Green Reddit sperging out hard enough to just drop their medical info when she is convinced she isn't doxxed. She is, I mean she's clearly a retard who has spammed this board with 3 accounts last week and filed false police reports and used her real name and info on one lmao. GREEN REDDITORS ARE SO ANGRY WITH US! THEY'RE SCARED! THEY NEED VALIDATION! THEY WANT TARDSLEY'S BEET TOE! IT'S GROSS! IT'S SAD!
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Your screenshot is very blurry and poorly legible. I've noticed this with other screenshots of yours. I'm not sure what you're doing, but you should really double check their quality before you post them.
 
Crimson Fucker said:
Yeah, I think a lot of people sperging out over chemtrails are seeing regular airplane exhaust shit or maybe even cloud seeding, ironically enough, which just makes it more likely to rain. Cloud seeding is profitable and simply explained. And has nothing to do with muh weather warfare like those schizos say.

The "craziest" one I pretty much believe in is that the trans movement is reverse psychology eugenics to convince them to sterilize themselves voluntarily. Force them to and it's looked down on, but convince them to do it to themselves and it's cheered on by retards.
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"Pride" am I right? lol
 
zoey said:
i know of him through reading elaines thread
elaine pushed me to self harm back in 2024 and tried to send her skibidi farms friends after me
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Elaine reminds me of the puritans from Google plus.
 
Pimtral said:
Your screenshot is very blurry and poorly legible. I've noticed this with other screenshots of yours. I'm not sure what you're doing, but you should really double check their quality before you post them.
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I had to go to the thread to see what it said myself.
 
Tom Homan's Alien Removals said:
They pretty much phonebooked Sameko Saba / Gawr Gura / Senzawa.

Green Reddit has potentially put a huge target on their back. And so help him God if WelperHelper99 ever gets fully halal'd.

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If Saba gets swatted or something this could escalate bigger than the Keffals incident. 1.2 million YouTube subs and over 500k Twitter followers... what a hornets nest to kick.

To be perfectly honest, I kinda feel just a tiiiiiny bit bad for the mormon faggot.

Sure, most likely nothing will happen, but all it takes is for one dirtbag to use that info and it could set off a chain reaction.

Then again, something might happen if Soyjak is involved.
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Apparently, Hololive is very sensitive to stuff like this. There could potentially be genuine legal ramifications over this behavior. It would be very, very funny to see one of KF's biggest anti-loli crusaders- some insane autistic mormon who's waifu is a 15 year old girl from a porn game be destroyed over this.

This is another reason why the thread on him should be reopened. He has nearly 30k posts too. After all, if Toji Suzuhara, who is very active in the loli thread while being fond of sexualized 14 year old anime girls, while having an 18 page thread on here made in part because of how much he posts, why shouldn't this mentally ill cultist get the same treatment?
 
Crimson Fucker said:
Yeah, I think a lot of people sperging out over chemtrails are seeing regular airplane exhaust shit or maybe even cloud seeding, ironically enough, which just makes it more likely to rain. Cloud seeding is profitable and simply explained. And has nothing to do with muh weather warfare like those schizos say.

The "craziest" one I pretty much believe in is that the trans movement is reverse psychology eugenics to convince them to sterilize themselves voluntarily. Force them to and it's looked down on, but convince them to do it to themselves and it's cheered on by retards.
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When it comes to the weather control conspiracy, there's a lot of holes in this bullshit theory too.

If you remember the time Trump said on if they could they just nuke a hurricane, people laughed at him because it's clear Trump has no clue how powerful storm patterns can be.

Even a Category 1 hurricane can use 10 times more energy than the entire human race uses in a year (even weaker hurricanes use a mind-boggling amount of energy). The Earth's weather is far more powerful than Tsar Bomba. If you were to drop a nuclear weapon like Tsar Bomba (the most powerful nuke humanity created) in a category 5 hurricane, the hurricane would still keep on chugging like a champ and you'd make a bad situation worse (because then the hurricane would carry radioactive particles in its winds and doom a large chunk of the world through radiation poisoning).

Humanity has barley tapped into the energy being offered by the universe and humanity is still far away from mastering the control weather patterns.

Cloud seeding only really works in climates that have frequent storms to get more precipitation out of them. Cloud seeding is completely useless in places like the Sahara desert because there is very little moisture in the air to justify throwing dry ice over an arid climate like the Sahara.
 
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark said:
When it comes to the weather control conspiracy, there's a lot of holes in this bullshit theory too.

If you remember the time Trump said on if they could they just nuke a hurricane, people laughed at him because it's clear Trump had no clue how powerful storms can be.

Even a Category 1 hurricane can use 10 times more energy than the entire human race uses in a year (even weaker hurricanes use a mind-boggling amount of energy). The Earth's weather is far more powerful than Tsar Bomba. If you were to drop a nuclear weapon like Tsar Bomba (the most powerful nuke humanity created) in a category 5 hurricane, the hurricane would still keep on chugging like a champ and you'd make a bad situation worse (because then the hurricane would carry radioactive particles in its winds and doom a large chunk of the world through radiation poisoning).

Humanity has barley tapped into the energy being offered by the universe and humanity is still far away from mastering the control weather patterns.

Cloud seeding only really works in climates that have frequent storms to get more precipitation out of them. Cloud seeding is completely useless in places like the Sahara desert because there is very little moisture in the air to justify throwing dry ice over an arid climate like the Sahara.
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Exactly. It only works in areas that have moisture already. They tend to do it when they suspect a drought, but it has to still have moisture and can't be used if there isn't any. Like desserts. And it doesn't even work that well if done properly.
 
Reason: And nuking a hurricane is one of the most retarded things I heard him say.
Tom Homan's Alien Removals said:
They pretty much phonebooked Sameko Saba / Gawr Gura / Senzawa.

Green Reddit has potentially put a huge target on their back. And so help him God if WelperHelper99 ever gets fully halal'd.

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If Saba gets swatted or something this could escalate bigger than the Keffals incident. 1.2 million YouTube subs and over 500k Twitter followers... what a hornets nest to kick.

To be perfectly honest, I kinda feel just a tiiiiiny bit bad for the mormon faggot.

Sure, most likely nothing will happen, but all it takes is for one dirtbag to use that info and it could set off a chain reaction.

Then again, something might happen if Soyjak is involved.
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Why does the fat Mormon seriously think he's talking to the Vtuber herself? He already violates the part of Joseph Smith's Word of Wisdom about not being a glutton, he should drink some caffeine and get his brain in focus. Big eceleb Vtubers are not going down to Green Reddit to damage control their threads, their legions of simps are.
 
Kiwi Pot Pie said:
Why does the fat Mormon seriously think he's talking to the Vtuber herself? He already violates the part of Joseph Smith's Word of Wisdom about not being a glutton, he should drink some caffeine and get his brain in focus. Big eceleb Vtubers are not going down to Green Reddit to damage control their threads, their legions of simps are.
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I just can't wait to watch the fireworks. It's a powder keg ready for Soyjak to light the fuse. They'll be dealing with more than a million people.
 
SwanSwanson said:

We got mentioned on the kiwifarms, and this was how I found out Zoey became a mod
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so its a long term gayop orchestrated by troonbonista?

They seem like the average shitposting gimmick account twitter user you should never take seriously. Where is the funny? The posts just come off as simping for hundreds of pages about some random girl they met online.
 
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Tom Homan's Alien Removals said:
They pretty much phonebooked Sameko Saba / Gawr Gura / Senzawa.

Green Reddit has potentially put a huge target on their back. And so help him God if WelperHelper99 ever gets fully halal'd.

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If Saba gets swatted or something this could escalate bigger than the Keffals incident. 1.2 million YouTube subs and over 500k Twitter followers... what a hornets nest to kick.

To be perfectly honest, I kinda feel just a tiiiiiny bit bad for the mormon faggot.

Sure, most likely nothing will happen, but all it takes is for one dirtbag to use that info and it could set off a chain reaction.

Then again, something might happen if Soyjak is involved.
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Welsperg is such a little faggot paypiggie desperate to be liked by his new circle of Internet fwens because he grew up psychologically abused by a cult. His tough guy act couldn't be more transparent.
 
Takeru Takaishi said:
She tries to claim that Ashley is some sort of informative source instead of a stalker child of people here.
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Quite apalling that anliteralidiot does live up to xyr namesake on farms because Tardshley have at least one thread in her name on kiwi.
Also rooting for Tardshley, a skitzophrenic stalking lolcow with no sense of morale and dignity, against obsessive and annoyingly loud lolcow @Takeru Takaishi who just does the reactionary posts about what's going on with\on farms, from what I have seen and keep on witness?

DAS KRANGE.
 
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