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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
This thread is in gorl tawk so I expected simping but I was not ready for the drawfag shit on the OP.
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>Kidnapped by a bpdemon
>Highest results
Tell us how you really feel.

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This thread is in gorl tawk so I expected simping but I was not ready for the drawfag shit on the OP.

>Kidnapped by a bpdemon
>Highest results
Tell us how you really feel.

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The person who made this OP is an ex Luigi simp Who became an alog when she found out he liked porn. But in reality it was probably because he never responded to the letter she wrote him. Many such cases!
 
The thread on the recent flood in Texas has devolved into cloud seeding conspiracy theories.
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To clarify, it's confirmed that "cloud seeding" is a real thing that is done in some places sometimes but it's not what schizos believe it is. Crazy people think the government uses it for weather warfare which makes people who don't know about it think it's not real because that's stupid. It's just putting particles in the air that causes condensation. If there isn't moisture it won't do anything. All it does is give surface area for it to collect and get heavy enough to fall. It can't cause massive floods or anything. It only makes it more likely to rain when there is droughts and doesn't even guarantee rainfall. It's not that deep and way more mundane than people make it out to be.
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Anyway they did at least update the death toll in a recent post.
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Kiwifarms try not to be a sperg challenge level: impossible.
 
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The thread on the recent flood in Texas has devolved into cloud seeding conspiracy theories.
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To clarify, it's confirmed that "cloud seeding" is a real thing that is done in some places sometimes but it's not what schizos believe it is. Crazy people think the government uses it for weather warfare which makes people who don't know about it think it's not real because that's stupid. It's just putting particles in the air that causes condensation. If there isn't moisture it won't do anything. All it does is give surface area for it to collect and get heavy enough to fall. It can't cause massive floods or anything. It only makes it more likely to rain when there is droughts and doesn't even guarantee rainfall. It's not that deep and way more mundane than people make it out to be.
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Anyway they did at least update the death toll in a recent post.
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Kiwifarms try not to be a sperg challenge level: impossible.
It's Texas. Didn't they lose power for like a month over 3 or 4 inches of snow? Come on now. Cloud seeding isn't all that effective to begin with and Trump wouldn't let his voter base of welfare queens be acked like that if it was. It's just typical bad weather mixed in with southern laziness and government corruption, many such instances.
 
The "edgy" and "badass" free speech users of Reddit Farms are going through a conniption fit in the thread of streamer Steven "Destiny" Bonnell because he's making bad jokes at the expense of the victims of the current Texas floods. They're also praying that Surf Shark VPN sues Destiny for a obvious joke about a fake sponsorship with him. It's not important enough to post. Just know that any principles users proclaim to have flips on its head when its about the enemy of the week.
 
It seems that nobody actually cares about protecting children and people just use the pedophile accusation as a bludgeon because it's the last bit of morality our culture has.
That's literally not just KF it's the entire Internet. Yet they wonder why pedos were allowed to continue with their crap. When Austin Jomes was caught it was because a lot of retards weren't making a big deal at the time. The more sloptent and abuse of the word exists. The more people are less likely to take it seriously. That's why JCM refuses to have people report others. Mainly because of muh cowtipping. If you had information on predators or witness a child being neglected you'll obviously report it.
this really is the crux of the issue, and I rue the day no one gives a shit about someone pointing out that someone else likes raping 6 year olds because idiots on the internet cried wolf too many times. You might think that day will never come just because it's such a horrific and serious thing, but mark my words. If the accusation continues to be wielded trivially, it WILL become trivial.
 
The "edgy" and "badass" free speech users of Reddit Farms are going through a conniption fit in the thread of streamer Steven "Destiny" Bonnell because he's making bad jokes at the expense of the victims of the current Texas floods. They're also praying that Surf Shark VPN sues Destiny for a obvious joke about a fake sponsorship with him. It's not important enough to post. Just know that any principles users proclaim to have flips on its head when its about the enemy of the week.
Honestly though, Destiny is a piece of shit revenge porner. Him shitting on Texas failing horribly to mitigate an easily preventable disaster isn't really that big of a deal and them sperging about it is funny in it's own right but fuck Destiny. I do hope Surf Shark sues him. I hope he gets Super Mega Gonorrhea. He deserves the worst and Green Reddit is a broken clock where they are correct on this occasion.
 
Holy fuck Green Redditors are so easy to manipulate lmao. She spergs out and attacks myself and Londo for dunking on Null cope posting about Jim and not seeing the irony that Green Reddit is filled with the thing Null is kvetching over. The she claims my thread has evidence of me being a Nazi despite it not having any evidence of that, idk she's a retard and never presents any evidence. I do enjoy her cope posts as she keeps giving me free copyright claims.

She tries to claim that Ashley is some sort of informative source instead of a stalker child of people here. Claims that the police reports they have on me say things that are explicitly ruled out in them, which is hilarious. I know Green Redditors are dumb but I guess they also can't read? Especially weird seeing as that OP she was going on about ties into the same report? How odd. Still this person is very fond of buddying up to pedophiles so her buddying up to Ashley is even funnier and makes this beyond a me issue now. She's trying to recruit Tardsley and has gotten Tardsley to post in my and zoey's threads because Tardsley is an unhinged schizophrenic lmao, the company you keep says a lot!

Finally she claims to dump her medical history on my thread but cowardly hides it behind needing an account. What a massive fucking pussy! But she's so fucking easily manipulated it's actually hilarious and I thought a few others would enjoy seeing the average schizo on Green Reddit sperging out hard enough to just drop their medical info when she is convinced she isn't doxxed. She is, I mean she's clearly a retard who has spammed this board with 3 accounts last week and filed false police reports and used her real name and info on one lmao. GREEN REDDITORS ARE SO ANGRY WITH US! THEY'RE SCARED! THEY NEED VALIDATION! THEY WANT TARDSLEY'S BEET TOE! IT'S GROSS! IT'S SAD!

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Holy fuck Green Redditors are so easy to manipulate lmao. She spergs out and attacks myself and Londo for dunking on Null cope posting about Jim and not seeing the irony that Green Reddit is filled with the thing Null is kvetching over. The she claims my thread has evidence of me being a Nazi despite it not having any evidence of that, idk she's a retard and never presents any evidence. I do enjoy her cope posts as she keeps giving me free copyright claims.

She tries to claim that Ashley is some sort of informative source instead of a stalker child of people here. Claims that the police reports they have on me say things that are explicitly ruled out in them, which is hilarious. I know Green Redditors are dumb but I guess they also can't read? Especially weird seeing as that OP she was going on about ties into the same report? How odd. Still this person is very fond of buddying up to pedophiles so her buddying up to Ashley is even funnier and makes this beyond a me issue now. She's trying to recruit Tardsley and has gotten Tardsley to post in my and zoey's threads because Tardsley is an unhinged schizophrenic lmao, the company you keep says a lot!

Finally she claims to dump her medical history on my thread but cowardly hides it behind needing an account. What a massive fucking pussy! But she's so fucking easily manipulated it's actually hilarious and I thought a few others would enjoy seeing the average schizo on Green Reddit sperging out hard enough to just drop their medical info when she is convinced she isn't doxxed. She is, I mean she's clearly a retard who has spammed this board with 3 accounts last week and filed false police reports and used her real name and info on one lmao. GREEN REDDITORS ARE SO ANGRY WITH US! THEY'RE SCARED! THEY NEED VALIDATION! THEY WANT TARDSLEY'S BEET TOE! IT'S GROSS! IT'S SAD!
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If she knew how Ashley would sperg out on kf she might not be defending her.

 
They pretty much phonebooked Sameko Saba / Gawr Gura / Senzawa.

Green Reddit has potentially put a huge target on their back. And so help him God if WelperHelper99 ever gets fully halal'd.

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If Saba gets swatted or something this could escalate bigger than the Keffals incident. 1.2 million YouTube subs and over 500k Twitter followers... what a hornets nest to kick.

To be perfectly honest, I kinda feel just a tiiiiiny bit bad for the mormon faggot.

Sure, most likely nothing will happen, but all it takes is for one dirtbag to use that info and it could set off a chain reaction.

Then again, something might happen if Soyjak is involved.
 
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If she knew how Ashley would sperg out on kf she might not be defending her.
The two have a lot in common. Tardsley has more in common with Green Redditors than onions anyways. Green Reddit is a site for predators and fat fucks like her. We don't take kindly to preds in this community. I don't think we even have a mod that's a pedophile, let alone an open pedophile
 
They pretty much phonebooked Sameko Saba / Gawr Gura / Senzawa.

Green Reddit has potentially put a huge target on their back. And so help him God if WelperHelper99 ever gets fully halal'd.

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If Saba gets swatted or something this could escalate bigger than the Keffals incident. 1.2 million YouTube subs and over 500k Twitter followers... what a hornets nest to kick.

To be perfectly honest, I kinda feel just a tiiiiiny bit bad for the mormon faggot.
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At least make the lie hard to disprove. This is from 3 different cows, two if you exclude me since my "cow" status is mostly reserved to one mentally ill woman but that's still a fuckton of cow tipping. Green Redditors man, smdh.
 
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The two have a lot in common. Tardsley has more in common with Green Redditors than onions anyways. Green Reddit is a site for predators and fat fucks like her. We don't take kindly to preds in this community. I don't think we even have a mod that's a pedophile, let alone an open pedophile
Not currently but... If you only knew lmao
 
Reason: Ashley thought I was this user.
THAT FUCKING GUY???
jesus fucking christ anything thats within orbit of elaine needs to be put down like a rabid dog
I didn't even know who that user was until she started calling me Mike out of nowhere back in 2024. So I been memeing about him since. And yeah Elaine is radioactive, anything she touches becomes cancer. I didn't know you knew who it was.
 
Reason: I'm actually curious about your history with him now. How autistic was he to deal with?
The thread on the recent flood in Texas has devolved into cloud seeding conspiracy theories.
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To clarify, it's confirmed that "cloud seeding" is a real thing that is done in some places sometimes but it's not what schizos believe it is. Crazy people think the government uses it for weather warfare which makes people who don't know about it think it's not real because that's stupid. It's just putting particles in the air that causes condensation. If there isn't moisture it won't do anything. All it does is give surface area for it to collect and get heavy enough to fall. It can't cause massive floods or anything. It only makes it more likely to rain when there is droughts and doesn't even guarantee rainfall. It's not that deep and way more mundane than people make it out to be.
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Anyway they did at least update the death toll in a recent post.
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Kiwifarms try not to be a sperg challenge level: impossible.
Probably another reason why Kiwi Farms is a laughable community, they attract the type of people that believe in the dumbest conspiracies ever. Now to be fair, there's a lot of conspiracy theories that float around on the Internet (so this isn't localized to just Kiwi Farms) but most of them an easily be debunked using simple sound logic.

Take example the Chemtrails conspiracy. This conspiracy theory states that the elites are sterilizing the world though airplane chemtrails as a form of population control so that the plebeian class can stay powerless while the elites keep their power. This main problem with this conspiracy theory is that much like the mustard gas that was used in World War 1, using chemtrails to sterilize the world is a type of indiscriminate attack where it there would be no protection for the elites from an attack like this either. If they elites really want to do population control, it be cheaper and easier for them to start wars where the plebeian class will participate in while the elites stay in the comfort of their own homes away from said armed conflicts.

If you're going to believe in conspiracy theories then believe in the ones that are practical, involves money, and it involves power. If anything, you should be questioning propaganda that are pro-war or pro-big government. Anything involving the supernatural or just plain impractical can be safely dismissed as bullshit.
 
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I didn't even know who that user was until she started calling me Mike out of nowhere back in 2024. So I been memeing about him since. And yeah Elaine is radioactive, anything she touches becomes cancer. I didn't know you knew who it was.
i know of him through reading elaines thread
elaine pushed me to self harm back in 2024 and tried to send her skibidi farms friends after me
 
Probably another reason why Kiwi Farms is a laughable community, they attract the type of people that believe in the dumbest conspiracies ever. Now to be fair, there's a lot of conspiracy theories that float around on the Internet (so this isn't localized to just Kiwi Farms) but most of them an easily be debunked using simple sound logic.

Take example the Chemtrails conspiracy. This conspiracy theory states that the elites are sterilizing the world though airplane chemicals as a form of population control so that the plebeian class can stay powerless while the elites keep their power. This main problem with this conspiracy theory is that much like the mustard gas that was used in World War 1, using chemtrails to sterilize the world is a form of an indiscriminate attack where it there would be no protection for the elites from an attack like this either. If they elites really want to do population control, it be cheaper and easier for them to start wars where the plebeian class will participate in while the elites stay in the comfort of their own homes.

If you're going to believe in conspiracy theories then believe in the ones that are practical, involves money, and it involves power. If anything, you should be question propaganda that are pro-war or pro-big government. Anything involving the supernatural or just plain unpractical can be safely dismissed as bullshit.
Yeah, I think a lot of people sperging out over chemtrails are seeing regular airplane exhaust shit or maybe even cloud seeding, ironically enough, which just makes it more likely to rain. Cloud seeding is profitable and simply explained. And has nothing to do with muh weather warfare like those schizos say.

The "craziest" one I pretty much believe in is that the trans movement is reverse psychology eugenics to convince them to sterilize themselves voluntarily. Force them to and it's looked down on, but convince them to do it to themselves and it's cheered on by retards.
 
Holy fuck Green Redditors are so easy to manipulate lmao. She spergs out and attacks myself and Londo for dunking on Null cope posting about Jim and not seeing the irony that Green Reddit is filled with the thing Null is kvetching over. The she claims my thread has evidence of me being a Nazi despite it not having any evidence of that, idk she's a retard and never presents any evidence. I do enjoy her cope posts as she keeps giving me free copyright claims.

She tries to claim that Ashley is some sort of informative source instead of a stalker child of people here. Claims that the police reports they have on me say things that are explicitly ruled out in them, which is hilarious. I know Green Redditors are dumb but I guess they also can't read? Especially weird seeing as that OP she was going on about ties into the same report? How odd. Still this person is very fond of buddying up to pedophiles so her buddying up to Ashley is even funnier and makes this beyond a me issue now. She's trying to recruit Tardsley and has gotten Tardsley to post in my and zoey's threads because Tardsley is an unhinged schizophrenic lmao, the company you keep says a lot!

Finally she claims to dump her medical history on my thread but cowardly hides it behind needing an account. What a massive fucking pussy! But she's so fucking easily manipulated it's actually hilarious and I thought a few others would enjoy seeing the average schizo on Green Reddit sperging out hard enough to just drop their medical info when she is convinced she isn't doxxed. She is, I mean she's clearly a retard who has spammed this board with 3 accounts last week and filed false police reports and used her real name and info on one lmao. GREEN REDDITORS ARE SO ANGRY WITH US! THEY'RE SCARED! THEY NEED VALIDATION! THEY WANT TARDSLEY'S BEET TOE! IT'S GROSS! IT'S SAD!
Your screenshot is very blurry and poorly legible. I've noticed this with other screenshots of yours. I'm not sure what you're doing, but you should really double check their quality before you post them.
 
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