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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
Crimson Fucker said:
They're mad because YouTube is a better source for lolcow drama than kiwifarms now. You don't have to sift through thousands of useless posts and sperging to get to the information you want. It's also funny that they sometimes even cover stuff first but they're complaining they stole kiwifarms information. When the YouTubers are getting it from the lolcow themselves and not kiwifarms. Their videos are usually shorter to watch than it is to read the threads or watch mati or turkey tom videos.
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Videos are a shit format for Neanderthals who can’t fucking read. I can speed read through a typical thread in a few
minutes.
 
Forgive me for quoting myself but I've grown sick of this STORYTIME faggot.

Muttley said:
Null you lazy ass if you read this thread...
STORYTIME IS NOT MUTTLEY YOU GORILLA-NIGGER
GO TELL GOG & MAGOG HE'S A QUADROON, I'M THE ONLY PERSON WHO CALLS HIM THAT, IT'S PROOF

At least I'm convinces it'd safe to sock now because apparently he doesn't actually check useragent info
Or this is some kind of psyop to get me to reveal my sock, WHICH I DON'T HAVE.
All my content is only available on Lounge 96 as per our lucrative exclusivity contract.

Want more proof I'm Muttley? Well, look at my pfp. Have you ever seen that picture of Wolfetone before?
No, only me and Kirbo have it. So I have to be either Muttley, or, Kirbo.

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George Lucas said:
Um, akshually. ☝️🤓 I'm chronically online and care about shit no one else cares about because I'm allergic to grass. Therefore can't touch it.
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Have fun sifting through a tldr op and over 9000 pages of "yas queen slay" with the occasional "no retard" by a banned user. Accompanied by a rage post from a null IQ nigger, just to find the 8 posts that contain any useful information. That was taken from somewhere else before they even knew about it. I've got better shit to do than care about this.
 
In other news, @zoey got banned from kiwi farms and made an account here to sperg out in one of our threads about someone else.

In other other news I have decided to make user bingo cards.
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Reason: New lolcow just dropped. Take it to the other thread or make a new one though.
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Boobie Bomb said:
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From the Rev Says Desu thread.
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Looking at the other recent posts.

It just seems like they're mad that Rev is living the trad lifestyle (he's married, he has a house, he has a fancy car, he has pecs and six pack abs). So this seems less like Kiwi Farms bashing on Rev for being a lolicon and they seem more jealous that Rev gets to live the trad lifestyle that they can only dream of.

To me it seems Kiwi Farms is envious of Rev. In other news, the ocean is made of water.
Bear Hammer said:
Kiwitards are just salty that YouTubers are doing what they used to do, only better, and faster.


And most of the time, the YouTubers aren’t even """stealing""" anything, they’re just pulling straight from the cow’s own social media. But somehow that’s a crime now because it bypasses the sacred tradition of reading 300 schizophrenic posts of people sometimes just making shit up to find one screenshot of value.


So yeah, I’ll take a 12-minute video that actually summarizes something over some bloated thread that 90% of which has nothing of value and just shitposting, with three users accusing each other of gayops.
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Much like how Youtubers killed traditional video game journalism, Youtubers and streamers killed the forum (this includes Kiwi Farms).

One meme I remember that was prevalent back in the day was "Too long; didn't read" which was a rude but blunt way of saying that if you are going to drop some knowledge about anything then follow the KISS principle (Keep It Simple, Stupid). Don't bombard your audience with information that they may not even care about, just stick to the relevant details.

Youtubers and streamers do a better job to cover lolcows better than Kiwi Farms because most people are not willing to read a novel about a lolcow when they can always watch a short video that's short, sweet, and gets to the point.

Keep It Simple Stupid and follow the principle of showing rather telling or else you will bore your audience.

This is also why I rarely even pay attention to video essays because they're often too bloated and a lot can be cut down to get to the point while still delivering the same message.
 
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Crimson Fucker said:
Have fun sifting through a tldr op and over 9000 pages of "yas queen slay" with the occasional "no retard" by a banned user. Accompanied by a rage post from a null IQ nigger, just to find the 8 posts that contain any useful information. That was taken from somewhere else before they even knew about it. I've got better shit to do than care about this.
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Every time I've attempted to read a KF thread it's either the same few retards having a 20 page slapfight or some losers powerlevelling between each other about their boring lives.
 
Reason: it's ALWAYS off topic
Crimson Fucker said:
Have fun sifting through a tldr op and over 9000 pages of "yas queen slay" with the occasional "no retard" by a banned user. Accompanied by a rage post from a null IQ nigger, just to find the 8 posts that contain any useful information. That was taken from somewhere else before they even knew about it. I've got better shit to do than care about this.
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Learn to use the highlight button faggot.
 
it really feels like most of kiwifarms is about infighting, this feels like the 9th lolcow that was just a user the rest of them attacked, literally like how ED died.

You know what i really hate? this weird meme that the "anti-anime" people of the politics general have where they assigned everyone in Trump's circle a special code name based on One Piece.
 
Obscenity2022 said:
it really feels like most of kiwifarms is about infighting, this feels like the 9th lolcow that was just a user the rest of them attacked, literally like how ED died.

You know what i really hate? this weird meme that the "anti-anime" people of the politics general have where they assigned everyone in Trump's circle a special code name based on One Piece.
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It reminds me as to why the Dissident Right will never go anywhere.

We can point out the more obvious reasons as to why the Dissident Right will never really reach actual mainstream popularity and actual political power (posting shit like Israel being the enemy of the white race may get you some based points on /pol/ but that doesn't exactly translate into real world election results as far-right politics is not popular with normies). But the main reason why the Dissident Right will never get anywhere is because of the constant in-fighting.

Back when the Alt-Right was at its peak, Richard Spencer was the de facto leader of the Dissident Right where he memed on anyone that dared challenge his position of power. Richard Spencer would constantly purity test other people on the Right (like how he purity tested people like Sargon of Akkad back in the day) so that only Richard Spencer remains top dog.

Richard Spencer would lose his position of power in the Dissident Right after the disastrous 'Unite the Right' rally and this created a power vacuum where Nick Fuentes would get lucky and he would become the new leader of the Dissident Right. But you still see the same problems as before where Nick Fuentes will constantly start unneeded drama with other people in the Dissident Right because Nick Fuentes doesn't want any competition. No one hates people more in the Dissident Right than other people in the Dissident Right. Everyone in the Dissident Right fucking hate each other.

You see the same thing happen with Kiwi Farms. No one hates the Kiwis more than other Kiwis. You'd think the biggest threat to Kiwi Farms would be Jewish advocacy groups like the ADL, troons, blacks and other non-whites in general, and so on but what keeps Kiwi Farms from reaching its full potential is the in-fighting where the Kiwis would constantly purity test each other over the most frivolous of reasons.

When it comes to the Dissident Right, unless the Dissident Right establishes their own version of the 'Rule of Two' a la Star Wars to stop the in-fighting, the Dissident Right will never go anywhere because they spend most of their time hating each other and they don't really channel that energy into the things that can actually gain them some real political victories.

When it comes to Kiwi Farms, unless Kiwi Farms can stop the purity testing and channel that energy into the things that are actually important, they will never reach their full potential and why they will never gain actual mainstream street cred.
 
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Reason: He can keep seething, that just encourages me to multi shit post more.
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark said:
One meme I remember that was prevalent back in the day was "Too long; didn't read" which was a rude but blunt way of saying that if you are going to drop some knowledge about anything then follow the KISS principle (Keep It Simple, Stupid). Don't bombard your audience with information that they may not even care about, just stick to the relevant details.
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I still use this all the time.
 
Ashley Hutsell Jankowski said:
That's ancient meme Chad Warden so the guy who's mad is probably about 40 years old.
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Ok good, I was wondering if kf was becoming like ED for a minute. Ed users have a face reveal thread.
 
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