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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark said:
Calling Elon Musk a faggot isn't going to make him broke or make him go away. Elon Musk will most likely outlive Kiwi Farms and he will still be making money being a real life version of Scrooge McDuck in the foreseeable future for a while.
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Honestly he doesn't seem happy. Even when in live he's miserable. He may be the richest mfer in history but there's no way he's happy. His family hatex him and I pretty sure he hates himself too. I'd pity him. If it weren't for the fact he plays behind a facade.
 
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark said:
I know this is going to sound super mega autistic but Kiwi Farms is like the Sith Order in Star Wars.

If you know anything about Star Wars lore, the Sith crave power and will do anything to get it and this includes backstabbing their fellow Sith to become number one.

I don't know if Lilidrip got disciplined for flying too close to the Sun for trying to throw another Kiwi under the bus but everyone on the farms( whether they want to admit it or not) want to be on the top; they want to be Palatine's apprentice.

Only instead of an oppressive intergalactic empire, it's a gay ass website with nothing much to show for.
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Kiwismarms said:
I think the grift by jersh to get $12,000/a month is a veiled threat in the early stages. He will, without doubt, sell his site out to whichever company or intelligence agency wants it. He's said time and time again, across the last couple of years how much he hates the posters, hates the site and wishes he wasn't in charge of it. He wants to sell out and go live life and maybe that's why he has returned to the us, to sell the site to the glowies.

With 4Chan getting hacked, and most flooding to the farms, what would be a better time than now to sell out to glowies?
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You don't "sell" a website to the glownigs. They get your backdoor for free. Unlike Gookmoot, multimillionaire who knows Japanese politicians, Josh's name is utter mud and he lacks any and all political connections or three letter agency connections beside the grunts who monitor his site for the rampant fedposting or that boomer talking head on MSNBC who got upset at him over Keffals. And what company would buy Kiwi Farms? There's zilch value there. Maybe a petty, easily assmad billionaire like Trump or Elon can buy it to shut it down.
 
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Do people just not have fucking self-control anymore?
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Considering they have guys like good ol' cordion, who keeps buying broken shit at full price because "oh it will be fixed in a couple years! :)" and then spends the rest of a thread coping about how bad the broken game is but he totally didn't waste money (check his posts at the Monster Hunter Wilds thread), I don't think so.
This game looks so bad, I have to buy it!
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I bought the game, I know Capcpom will fix it in a couple years! :) (Just like Dragon's Dogma 2! oh wait...)
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"I know Mai Waifu will be fixed in a couple years, I just had to buy her, Harada-San would never lie! :)"
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GUYS YOU STILL HARRASING PIKACHUDIDNOTHINGWRONG?
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Yeah dudes, you sure showed that damn "pee dee eff file" their place and didn't end up looking as the retards! (by the way, is Nameless One trying to do a Lidl Dick and pretend he's a woman now with the pseudogirly BPfat-style posting and TERFat simping (like having a sillypoo avatar for a while)? lol)
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Larva said:
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GUYS YOU STILL HARRASING PIKACHUDIDNOTHINGWRONG?
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Yeah dudes, you sure showed that damn "pee dee eff file" their place and didn't end up looking as the retards! (by the way, is Nameless One trying to do a Lidl Dick and pretend he's a woman now with the pseudogirly BPfat-style posting and TERFat simping (like having a sillypoo avatar for a while)? lol)
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Thats all they do 24/7. Pick random profiles to brigade and alog. If nothing sticks they just move on to the next target. Actual infighting. But we already know that moderation is a joke over there.
 
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Nektar Geist said:
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kwiffar are discussing the broom's age, and whether he is middle aged. There is a down turn in yoof donating to dinosaurs (ie anyone over 30)...
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Based on the average amount of soda the broom puts away... I'd say, his heart is at least in it's 50s.
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For context, they were discussing hiring a PR firm for Kiwi Farms and how it would fail because the main issue affecting the forum's reputation is Null's personality.
 
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For context, they were discussing hiring a PR firm for Kiwi Farms and how it would fail because the main issue affecting the forum's reputation is Null's personality.
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lol at Dyn pointing out the obvz, while the kwiffar doesn't really understand... Dyn is one of the reason, joshy's rep is so shit.
 
Larva said:
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GUYS YOU STILL HARRASING PIKACHUDIDNOTHINGWRONG?
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Yeah dudes, you sure showed that damn "pee dee eff file" their place and didn't end up looking as the retards! (by the way, is Nameless One trying to do a Lidl Dick and pretend he's a woman now with the pseudogirly BPfat-style posting and TERFat simping (like having a sillypoo avatar for a while)? lol)
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They hate free speech because they must dickride Null's opinions and Null hates free speech because he's pissed at his former e-daddy Dick Masterson or terrified over loli and shota lest he be exposed as a sex pest. A nigger-bashing, tranny-hating, suicide-promoting doxing phonebooking forum obviously needs no stinkin' free speech to exist!
 
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