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So apparently, the Broomsticks from DonkeyFarms believe that Monty will turn into a transgender woman because he wears a costume in which he dresses as a cute anime girl. They claim that he will have joined the "woke mind virus" and become a transgender woman who hates Trump 24/7—not because the man died from a cat allergy of all things, but because his ex-wife, who loves cats, was responsible. ...responsible.
I saw your post yesterday, and I gotta fucking say, these motherfuckers have genuinely lost the plot (even though they have for a while now), this is exactly the kind of shit you'd see if you keep grappling yourself to concepts where you have become so goddamn obsessed with hating the "woke" that you come up with insane shit like in any of those posts. How is a man dying from a cat allergy, and his ex-wife in an anime-esque costume, being apart of the "woke mind virus". The sheer fucking insanity these retards have come up with needs to be genuinely studied. I swear to god I wish twitter wasn't massive fucking pussies over KF, just need them to shit on them more.
 
I saw your post yesterday, and I gotta fucking say, these motherfuckers have genuinely lost the plot (even though they have for a while now), this is exactly the kind of shit you'd see if you keep grappling yourself to concepts where you have become so goddamn obsessed with hating the "woke" that you come up with insane shit like in any of those posts. How is a man dying from a cat allergy, and his ex-wife in an anime-esque costume, being apart of the "woke mind virus". The sheer fucking insanity these retards have come up with needs to be genuinely studied. I swear to god I wish twitter wasn't massive fucking pussies over KF, just need them to shit on them more.
It’s absolutely bonkers how they’re now making fanfiction and headcanons about a dead man who can’t defend himself. They even went so far as to claim that Monty would have been against firing Vic, despite Vic having a long history of misconduct long before people went public about him. If anything, Monty would have fired Vic himself, claimed he did his own investigation, and felt betrayed by him.

Dickfox can’t even make a convincing argument that Monty would have turned into a hateful person just because some guy wore a lady’s anime dress for Halloween. It’s not like men wearing women’s costumes was unheard of before the so-called “woke mind virus” era.

The BroomFarms have completely lost all sense of intelligence.

Kiwi Farms orbiter and serial swatter MusicBizMarty, known for going to extreme and illegal lengths to harass Cyraxx, Foodie Beauty, and other lolcows, has apparently passed away at the ripe old age of 38.


It's entirely possible this is some sort of elaborate troll, but someone has apparently contacted the actual funeral home and has confirmed that a funeral service for Marty is scheduled for this Wednesday. The service will also be livestreamed by the funeral home themselves.


Marty is a very controversial figure on Kiwi Farms. He has his fair share of vocal detractors on the site. However, many KF users, Null included, think Marty's swatting and other illegal antics are hilarious and that Cyraxx deserves it for being a pedo.
And Dickfox claims they’re not an autistic Illuminati. Fucking God! The Broomstick needs to read the room and realize they contradict their own website's ethics and rules.
 
It’s absolutely bonkers how they’re now making fanfiction and headcanons about a dead man who can’t defend himself. They even went so far as to claim that Monty would have been against firing Vic, despite Vic having a long history of misconduct long before people went public about him. If anything, Monty would have fired Vic himself, claimed he did his own investigation, and felt betrayed by him.

Dickfox can’t even make a convincing argument that Monty would have turned into a hateful person just because some guy wore a lady’s anime dress for Halloween. It’s not like men wearing women’s costumes was unheard of before the so-called “woke mind virus” era.

The BroomFarms have completely lost all sense of intelligence.


And Dickfox claims they’re not an autistic Illuminati. Fucking God! The Broomstick needs to read the room and realize they contradict their own website's ethics and rules. ...rules.
Genuinely fucking speechless how these retards equated "ex-wife wearing anime costume" to "woke mind virus". I don't even want to know what batshit insanity logic they'd have to have to come up with bullshit like that. Like does that not sound like a DeviantArt fanfiction in of itself?
 
Genuinely fucking speechless how these retards equated "ex-wife wearing anime costume" to "woke mind virus". I don't even want to know what batshit insanity logic they'd have to have to come up with bullshit like that. Like does that not sound like a DeviantArt fanfiction in of itself?
And it’s embarrassing that Broomstick users are putting on tinfoil hats to create an alternate timeline where Monty never died but somehow became a “woke soyboy” in their eyes. It’s pure desperation—just making up bullshit out of thin air.
 
And it’s embarrassing that Broomstick users are putting on tinfoil hats to create an alternate timeline where Monty never died but somehow became a “woke soyboy” in their eyes. It’s pure desperation—just making up bullshit out of thin air.
That's because RedditFarmers need a never-ending steady drip feed of controversy and drama.
Without it they are unable to sustain themselves.
 
Now a real question, who you people think are the most pretentious users there?
Glowie and for literally no reason too since he's a newfag user. Josh himself as well as his alter ego the lidl didlr.
 
That's because RedditFarmers need a never-ending steady drip feed of controversy and drama.
Without it they are unable to sustain themselves.
Remember when Null on his MATI stream made a video about some dude from KickVic who died young as he said he doesn't even know who he is as he is irrelevant. I guess Null is going to make a video about one of his dead users saying he was great and fantastic for the site even though he was much of a faggot as the previous dude.
 
Remember when Null on his MATI stream made a video about some dude from KickVic who died young as he said he doesn't even know who he is as he is irrelevant.
I wasn't aware of this, that's unusually generous of him as he usually treats his user base with scorn.
I guess Null is going to make a video about one of his dead users saying he was great and fantastic for the site even though he was much of a faggot as the previous dude.
I'm conflicted. I think it can be a genuinely thoughtful gesture of goodwill towards his user base, which is his lifeblood. However, I still think he's doing it for self-serving motivations, and it's a hollow gesture considering he's banned so many users who were well-respected within the community over petty, childish reasons.
 
Kiwi Farms orbiter and serial swatter MusicBizMarty, known for going to extreme and illegal lengths to harass Cyraxx, Foodie Beauty, and other lolcows, has apparently passed away at the ripe old age of 38.


It's entirely possible this is some sort of elaborate troll, but someone has apparently contacted the actual funeral home and has confirmed that a funeral service for Marty is scheduled for this Wednesday. The service will also be livestreamed by the funeral home themselves.


Marty is a very controversial figure on Kiwi Farms. He has his fair share of vocal detractors on the site. However, many KF users, Null included, think Marty's swatting and other illegal antics are hilarious and that Cyraxx deserves it for being a pedo.
It is disturbing that kiwifarms and moon himself refuse to condemn swatting and other illegal activities.
 

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BossmanJack, degenerate gambling streamer and a favorite cow of Kiwi Farms and Null, to the extent that Null dedicates a portion of every Mad at the Internet podcast to covering him, has been released from custody after spending the past few months in prison for abusing his father and abusing cocaine, among other charges. Right after leaving prison, BossmanJack immediately started up a stream for the first time since his arrest.

Watching BossmanJack in the live chat was my favorite part of being on Kiwi Farms and I spent most of my time in the Keno Casino chat watching BossmanJack with other KF users. This is the first time I have watched a BMJ stream after tranny janny Null permabanned for calling him a fedora tipper.

Unfortunately, Kiwi Farmers hate fun and are DDOSing BossmanJack's stream, making it virtually unwatchable as it goes down every few seconds. It's only a matter of time before Kiwi Farmers start swatting BossmanJack again and ruin everything. Kiwi Farms will never allow lolcow observers to have nice things.

Kiwi Farmers likes to blame the BossmanJack subreddit and random Discords for these gay-ops. However, the BossmanJack subreddit is dead and only has 35 users online right now, compared to the 1,400+ viewers watching his stream right now. As for the Discord boogeyman, any BossmanJack Discord was always occupied by Kiwi Farmers who wanted to be poop touching rats without getting broomed.
 
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Well, it's a good way to launder money... and there are tax dodges, too. But you got to have really good accountants. Or do the BLM thing, and just not file taxes, then do a bunk.
There's a very good reason why many religious organizations and the super rich love America's non-profit system, it's a very easy way to hide money from Uncle Sam and also launder said money.

Probably the best example of this is the infamous televangelist Kenneth Copeland where that guy preaches the prosperity gospel (which is seen as heretical by many Christian groups) where he uses the money donated to him by his congregation so he can live a hedonistic lifestyle and like many corrupt religious leaders he doesn't use his money to help others and often he just keeps it for very selfish reasons to the point that it contradicts Christian teaching.

Kenneth Copeland is a classic example though; there's plenty of both religious and secular examples where you see this being the case (if you want a secular example of a non-profit being a complete scam then you can look at Anita Sarkeesian with Feminist Frequency back in the day).

Jersh would just go full on Kenneth Copeland where he probably won't use much of the money donated to him to benefit Kiwi Farms and instead he will likely use a non-profit to buy a Rolex and some luxury cars.

America's non-profit system is so broken that it's way too OP and needs to be nerfed but I don't really see Congress making changes to that anytime soon.
 
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Kiwi Farms is cheering on Elon Musk for saying he's going to arrest Redditors for saying he should be beaten/killed. Bog-standard Poster went against the grain and paid for it.
Imagine how silly that would look. I almost want him to because it would be funny to make fun of. I know I already said the same thing about Greta thunberg, but it looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome in the face. Gotta call it like I see it. I see people with birth defects, explains their behavior.
 
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Kiwi Farms is cheering on Elon Musk for saying he's going to arrest Redditors for saying he should be beaten/killed. Bog-standard Poster went against the grain and paid for it.

If Elon actually went forward with it then he would have to arrest millions of people because he is so widely loathed and despised, of course kwiffar don't think it through and go "WWWHHHOOAAA SO BASEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" It's so doomed for failure that I actually want Elon to go through with this just to watch it back fire. Anything that Kiwifarms is in favor of inevitably fails, we have seen this time and time again.
 
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