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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
ipreferpickles said:
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Having sex with women is gay.
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SwimStaffRubber said:
What is with these faggots and these moronic ass takes.
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The even funnier thing is that this is something Nick Fuentes, one of their prized lolcows, has unironically said.
Remember: Nick is closeted AF, and we all know these (specific) Kiwis are almost certainly, too.

kiwifails said:
The first in the Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? Is 1985.
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*Inhales*
Well, she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina
She’s a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize
She’ll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry uncle
From the Red Sea to Greenland, they’ll be singing the blues
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

She go from Nashville to Norway
Bonaire to Zimbabwe
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back

Well, she’ll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia
Then she’ll stick ’em up Down Under and pick-pocket Perth
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Oh tell me where in the world is...
Oh tell me where can she be?

Ooh, Botswana to Thailand
Milan via Amsterdam
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu!

Well, she glides around the globe and she’ll flimflam every nation
She’s a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery
Her itinerary’s loaded up with moving violations
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Whoa, tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? (Back to Chile)
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? (Got to find her now)
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? (Where is she?)
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? (Back to Chile)
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? (Get ready, ’cause there she goes)
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
 
Kan said:
*Inhales*
Well, she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina
She’s a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize
She’ll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry uncle
From the Red Sea to Greenland, they’ll be singing the blues
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

She go from Nashville to Norway
Bonaire to Zimbabwe
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back

Well, she’ll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia
Then she’ll stick ’em up Down Under and pick-pocket Perth
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Oh tell me where in the world is...
Oh tell me where can she be?

Ooh, Botswana to Thailand
Milan via Amsterdam
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu!

Well, she glides around the globe and she’ll flimflam every nation
She’s a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery
Her itinerary’s loaded up with moving violations
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Whoa, tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? (Back to Chile)
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? (Got to find her now)
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? (Where is she?)
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? (Back to Chile)
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? (Get ready, ’cause there she goes)
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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It was good, but I prefer the cartoon theme song better.


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Kan said:
The even funnier thing is that this is something Nick Fuentes, one of their prized lolcows, has unironically said.
Remember: Nick is closeted AF, and we all know these (specific) Kiwis are almost certainly, too.


*Inhales*
Well, she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina
She’s a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize
She’ll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry uncle
From the Red Sea to Greenland, they’ll be singing the blues
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

She go from Nashville to Norway
Bonaire to Zimbabwe
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back

Well, she’ll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia
Then she’ll stick ’em up Down Under and pick-pocket Perth
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Oh tell me where in the world is...
Oh tell me where can she be?

Ooh, Botswana to Thailand
Milan via Amsterdam
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu!

Well, she glides around the globe and she’ll flimflam every nation
She’s a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery
Her itinerary’s loaded up with moving violations
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Whoa, tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? (Back to Chile)
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? (Got to find her now)
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? (Where is she?)
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? (Back to Chile)
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? (Get ready, ’cause there she goes)
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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The hispanic white nationalist and Federal asset has a lot in common with Josh. Nick maybe the First Pürrer
But Josh it is the king of Neko shota
And
Dear feeder has turned over more evidence to the feds then he ever will.
 
kiwifails said:
He also calls @Crimson Fucker tranny or a pooner. It's like gargamel's okay pedofur
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I thought Lady Gar Gar was funny but I realized that it wasn't getting over so I stopped calling him that for the most part.

If I can't get Daniel Owens over I'm going to stop saying it after a while.

That dude doesn't just beat a dead horse, he beats it, eats it, shits it out, eats the shit, shits it again then slips and falls in it so he can pop back up and go TA DAAAAAA!

He's worse than just putting a hat on a hat, dude is the equivalent of putting on 4 condoms to jerk off.
 
kiwifails said:
I personally tested out this theory and had a throwaway account banned the only thing I did was onl negatively rate their posts in the beauty parlor. The female users got so upset they reported it to a moderator and I was banned in under week.
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Danny used to make a million socks posing as me autism rating glowie and everyone interacting with him for a time. I pretty much live rent free in a Hobo's head. But instead of thinking of me he thinks of some literally who pooner.
 
kiwifails said:
I personally tested out this theory and had a throwaway account banned the only thing I did was onl negatively rate their posts in the beauty parlor. The female users got so upset they reported it to a moderator and I was banned in under week.
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Holy shit, why are they so fucking thin-skined?
  • Can't call a woman attractive or else they dogpile you + ban
  • Can't say anything bad about a woman or else they dogpile you + ban
  • Can't leave "bad" stickers on a woman's profile or else you get dogpiled + ban
  • Can't have a space away from women or else you get dogpiled + ban
I've never seen a group more protected and entitled than the female users on KF. Like jesus fuck, then they wonder why nobody respects them or the jannies that goes to bat for them.
 
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