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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
Crimson Fucker said:
You should see the rest of what's on my device LMFAO
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#1 hook me up with that shooting footage

#2 I imagine you have to be pretty quick on the draw with fucked up shit to send people. Let's hope you don't turn up missing and the cops have to look through your phone. That'll be a weird conversation they have with your family 😂

#3 You have a phone full of fucked up shit

 
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Nektar Geist said:

Christchurch Shooting Hoax Video : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Christchurch shooting hoax video. Banned in Australia, New Zealand, and other countries. Banned because its proof of their hoaxes. They banned gun ownership...
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This is on Archive.org, but it's uploaded by someone who thinks it's a hoax.
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Hooooly fuck. That was as real as it gets. Never even HEARD of this one before. Jesus Christ he killed 51 Muslims? I mean... In like 30 minutes he killed more than most infantrymen do in two tours.



I'm not impressed per se... But I mean... 51.



They only got 13 people in columbine and that was TWO shooters. That's like... 6.5 people a piece.



I mean I'm not trying to harp on it but damn dude. And did you see the way he shot the guy who went for his gun? I mean that was pretty clean. I mean, the guy could shoot.



But hey that's what happens when your fucking citizens are unarmed. Nobody can step in and de-escalate that shit themselves.



That shooter in Thailand started hacking those kids up with a knife because nobody had a gun handy.



Then you look at that guy who tried to shoot up a church in Texas. He got shot in the head IMMEDIATELY lol. Bro brought his gun into church w I'mith him and shot the shooter in the head from the pew. That's the most American shit I've ever heard.
 
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Nektar Geist said:
AT that time in NZ guns were legal. This was the event that got them banned... btw...

CC Hoax Aftermath No Bullet Holes In Walls : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Christchurch hoax shooting aftermath
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Christchurch Hoax : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Faked
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Oh well fuck me then.

Looks like those Koran kissers shoulda brought their guns into church like Christians do.

Crimson Fucker said:
Gotcha.
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Highlight of the video: the lady on the ground going "help meeeee help MEEEEEEE" right before he blows her scalp off and the THUNK THUNK as he runs her body over.
 
I remember seeing a doom edit but I'm not sure where I would be able to find that anymore.
 
Crimson Fucker said:
I remember seeing a doom edit but I'm not sure where I would be able to find that anymore.
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Was that dude like ex military? You don't get that lack of hesitation and aim ability shooting at paper targets. Did you see the way he cleared the rooms and had the situational awareness to turn around before Abu grabbed his gun? That was training, baby. When he shot the HELP MEEEEEEE HELP MEEEEE lady through that little gap between the gate and the fence that was skills. She would still be alive today if he didn't know how to hit an arab while it's moving.



Think about it you've got an assault rifle and you're just dumping 30 stacks into a sea of humanity with music blaring, and you know enough to turn around and not let Osama Bin Goonin grab your shit? He even went back and picked up his other clip from when he tripped over that guys body.



That was definitely not amateur hour.
 
Fatness Everdeen said:
Was that dude like ex military? You don't get that lack of hesitation and aim ability shooting at paper targets. Did you see the way he cleared the rooms and had the situational awareness to turn around before Abu grabbed his gun? That was training, baby. When he shot the HELP MEEEEEEE HELP MEEEEE lady through that little gap between the gate and the fence that was skills. She would still be alive today if he didn't know how to hit an arab while it's moving.

Think about it you've got an assault rifle and you're just dumping 30 stacks into a sea of humanity with music blaring, and you know enough to turn around and not let Osama Bin Goonin grab your shit? He even went back and picked up his other clip from when he tripped over that guys body.

That was definitely not amateur hour.
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I think I found it actually, turns out it was an entire mod file for a level.
 
Reason: I didn't really watch the video either I just skipped through some parts and seen the footage.
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I love that doom is just the go to game for all of the edgy mod files now.
 
insider job. governmentings makers to shooter for shoot shoot. bannering to guns for it.
 
unyuns said:
insider job. governmentings makers to shooter for shoot shoot. bannering to guns for it.
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ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOU'RE FARMIN ONIONS SHOOTIN MUSLIMS!!!

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Fatness Everdeen said:
What? You've never had a scenario where you were horny, the missus wasn't around, so you b.f. your homie?

A hole is a hole dude. Plus when I pull out and smell shit on my dick, I can just pretend like it's Ashley's pussy. Same scent.
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Crimson Fucker said:
Don't get all booty tickled with me because you're factually wrong and everyone knows it. The problem with what you're saying is "Pitbulls" don't actually exist, its a collection of different breeds that are genetically unrelated. To put this into perspective all I have to do is lump together every dog breed that looks close enough to a German shepherd and combine their bite statistics and I would get the same result. It's fear mongering to fool retards with the IQ of niggers. I'm sorry you have the same IQ as the average nigger but I can't fix that you are self admittedly stuck on stupid with the knob broken off. (The fact that there are no niggers in your friend group probably means it you btw) Go talk to you white mother who statistically probably did fuck a dog at one point about your repressed sexual frustration towards dogs because it's unhealthy to be venting about your desires towards them here. At least post about it in the proper thread, we have one for that. 😏
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And it would have been funnier if you wouldn't have just said my same dog fucker joke back to me in a wordy response. You could have said I had repressed sexual frustrations towards niggers and REALLY twisted the knife.

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Fatness Everdeen said:
#1 hook me up with that shooting footage

#2 I imagine you have to be pretty quick on the draw with fucked up shit to send people. Let's hope you don't turn up missing and the cops have to look through your phone. That'll be a weird conversation they have with your family 😂

#3 You have a phone full of fucked up shit

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Fatness Everdeen said:
Projection at its FINEST. No dude, you tell people what they want to hear so you can apply the penis/have the penis applied to you. Don't throw your shitty manipulative behavior on polite society to normalize that you either take advantage of people constantly or get taken advantage of like a mark.

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I think a lot of kiwis project their own inequities towards others as a coping mechanism. It's why they go after people for such petty reasons.
 
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Wobnuts likes to sweep for the head broom, pointing out the TOS that state that you work for joshy for free.
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He bounces between the biggest Null guntguard and shitting on Lidl. It's a cycle where he'll start shitting on Lidl until Josh takes off his dress, stops pretending to be Lidl and buck breaks him. He then starts guntguarding Null in every slapfight Null's in. Rinse and repeat weekly.
 
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(NINE different posts in this thread deleted or edited)

Me: "Getting REEEEEEEAL liberal with the edits y'all. It's supposed to be a broom, not a mop"
 
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