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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
Smeared Mascara said:
Bearhammer left? Fucking lame, I liked that dude.
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He left before I could edit the Cleveland show theme song into onion farms theme song and tag him in the part that says even a bear.
 
Frosty Fetus said:
Over a joke






The great Bear Hammer SaGa
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The quotes from him I edited and posted in random txt makes me laugh every time I look at it. It's a shame he didn't get to see them.
 
Gore San said:
He would probably quit after the drill sergeant yells at him and calls him a faggot for saying something gay and retarded.
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PRIVATE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DID YOU GIVE A PEDOPHILE 100 DOLLARS TO GET UNBANNED?! WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF SLACK-JAWED FAGGOT!?
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Reason: Also his IP address matched gargamel and autism rulez at one point.
Gore San said:
He got banned by kiwifails and had his PFP removed at one point and his account reinstated now that I think about it. Ashley claimed the fake Twitter account of @Smeared Mascara was kiwifails iirc but idk of the validity.
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She claimed it was kiwi fails but I just don't believe it. Sources that actually know him as well as my gut instinct tell me that even though he doesn't like me he just wrote me off as an asshole and moved on with his life.

Besides the fake account was made while me and kiwi were still buddies on here. Cui bono? Only Ashley would go to that much trouble, which is why she turns into a stammering idiotic mess when She's accused of being behind the account, but when she's talking about my actual fake Twitter account she speaks with confidence and tries to "bust" me for saying that 37-year-old attractive women belong in video games.

Which they TOTALLY do. Stefanie Joosten is a fucking SMOKE SHOW.

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Smeared Mascara said:
She claimed it was kiwi fails but I just don't believe it. Sources that actually know him as well as my gut instinct tell me that even though he doesn't like me he just wrote me off as an asshole and moved on with his life.

Besides the fake account was made while me and kiwi were still buddies on here. Cui bono? Only Ashley would go to that much trouble, which is why she turns into a stammering idiotic mess when She's accused of being behind the account, but when she's talking about my actual fake Twitter account she speaks with confidence and tries to "bust" me for saying that 37-year-old attractive women belong in video games.

Which they TOTALLY do. Stefanie Joosten is a fucking SMOKE SHOW.

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Yeah I was just mentioning it. It's probably Danny on a hijacked account. And the Twitter is probably Ashley or Danny. Leaning towards Ashley.
Smeared Mascara said:
He already did and then when I voiced my concerns he basically told me that I was your moderator not your guys's mother or babysitter.
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Me too, he told me to stop brow beating him over it. I gave up trying because my points I made roll off his brain like water off of a hard boiled egg.
 
Gore San said:
Me too, he told me to stop brow beating him over it. I gave up trying because my points I made roll off his brain like water off of a hard boiled egg.
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And I'm over here like what the fuck because I've been nothing but pleasant as well as very undemanding when it comes to my suggestions. I don't know what that was a minute ago when he said I wasn't anybody's mother or babysitter but honestly it felt like he was thinking about all the stuff you said to him and took it out on me for making a suggestion.

Now it's known that we have teenagers on this website. A website where we routinely post things that minors should not be seeing. I raised my concerns, my concerns were disregarded. My hands are clean on this one.

And since we are giving rage pig the cold shoulder you know she's going to be looking for any excuse to motherfuck us. One of her sock accounts is going to slip through and then this is going to become an extreme problem for the site.
 
Reason: And I realize I should be saying this privately but I don't care I'm saying it publicly because nobody's listening to me when I talk behind the scenes
Smeared Mascara said:
And I'm over here like what the fuck because I've been nothing but pleasant as well as very undemanding when it comes to my suggestions. I don't know what that was a minute ago when he said I wasn't anybody's mother or babysitter but honestly it felt like he was thinking about all the stuff you said to him and took it out on me for making a suggestion.

Now it's known that we have teenagers on this website. A website where we routinely post things that minors should not be seeing. I raised my concerns, my concerns were disregarded. My hands are clean on this one.

And since we are giving rage pig the cold shoulder you know she's going to be looking for any excuse to motherfuck us. One of her sock accounts is going to slip through and then this is going to become an extreme problem for the site.
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It's also good because like I said, the users would be against this if they knew what is happening. We actually post regularly in active threads and not just new posts about Nigeria politics celebrities and addressing Ashley drama no one cares about. So we actually have an idea of what users want and how they feel about things.
 
Reason: Something something over 9000 posts
Smeared Mascara said:
He already did and then when I voiced my concerns he basically told me that I was your moderator not your guys's mother or babysitter.
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Ken listen to me you fat piece of shit, do you really wanna give KF that W of calling us groomer retards for having minors on a site where one of the mods Reddit 50/50’s us with porn every other day? Stop being retarded, this is the one leg up Josh has on you
 
Home said:
Ken listen to me you fat piece of shit, do you really wanna give KF that W of calling us groomer retards for having minors on a site where one of the mods Reddit 50/50’s us with porn every other day? Stop being retarded, this is the one leg up Josh has on you
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Also this is why people call discord a groomer platform. Even if there is no porn this can be viewed as "muh right wing radicalization and grooming minors into being Nazis" since people see it as a kiwifarms adjacent site.
 
Home said:
Ken listen to me you fat piece of shit, do you really wanna give KF that W of calling us groomer retards for having minors on a site where one of the mods Reddit 50/50’s us with porn every other day? Stop being retarded, this is the one leg up Josh has on you
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Not only that but Ashley's got a grudge against him that would make Simon Wiesenthal blush. Why give her the ammunition as well?
 
Gore San said:
Also this is why people call discord a groomer platform. Even if there is no porn this can be viewed as "muh right wing radicalization and grooming minors into being Nazis" since people see it as a kiwifarms adjacent site.
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This was such a retarded decision, Ken, ban every prepubescent child you have let past these gates or so fucking help me.

Also, as for that 16 year old who registered here, get the fuck out!!! Nigger.
Edit: Stop reacting to my posts and get the fuck out
 
Just the things that we talk about in normal conversation are not things that I would be comfortable talking about around a teenager. The other night we were having a serious discussion about masturbation and pornography and the difference between when we were kids versus how the internet has oversaturated it.

I don't want to end up having a discussion about the sexualization of minors with a fucking minor.

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