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[TheCIAGlowsInTheDark]

Green Reddit is sneeding! God my thread has been nothing but cope posts today. It's fucking hilarious. Keep calling it Green Reddit(how many people has the Green Reddit killed this year?), they openly admit it hurts their little fee fees! That post has to be probably the funniest thing I've read all day. Noooo don't call us Reddit! -bans someone over cheese-

Also, the whiplash of them calling this place a splinter site one day and then begging us to go and post on their pedo site another is hilarious. Like isn't one of their mods LITERALLY a lolicon/pedo?
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Does anyone here remember the cartoon Batman Beyond? It was one of the best and also one of the most underrated cartoon shows from the time; it was literately the story of Batman taking place in the future where Bruce Wayne hangs up the cape because he was getting too old and someone younger takes over the role as Gotham's nightly protector.

They even made a full length movie based on the TV show where the Joker returns to cause more mayhem in Gotham where Joker says he is "Ready to give this old town a wedgie again!" I won't go into too much detail but at the end of the movie, Terry McGinnis (the new Batman) does something that the OG Batman never did before and he decides to heckle the Joker by calling him a loser supervillian. This infuriates the Joker because Joker is the one used to messing with people, he's not used with people messing with him. Spoiler, Terry McGinnis defeats Joker by simply heckling the Joker which causes Joker to make a poor lapse in judgement and Terry was able to defeat Joker in the end.

So why am I bringing up Batman of all things? Because we're seeing Kiwi Farms being heckled and they don't like. Calling Kiwi Farms as "Green Reddit" is genius because this actually makes Kiwi Farms look a lot smaller and it dehumanizes Kiwi Farms by making Kiwi Farms look like a complete joke. Ordinarily, it's Kiwi Farms that does the heckling and the only reason why they got away with it for so long is because the rest of the Internet never bother to heckle them back, until now.

Nobody wants to be compared to Reddit because Redditors are seen as a joke where the Redditor stereotype is a fat loser neckbeard with no life that's hostile towards anyone that doesn't adopt their extreme political views. By comparing Kiwi Farms to Reddit, that is saying that Kiwi Farms is filled to the brim with a bunch of fat neckbeards with no life where they're hostile towards anyone that doesn't adopt their extreme polticial views (it's funny because it's true).

Calling Kiwi Farms as "Green Reddit" is pure genius because it takes away any power Kiwi Farms has over their opponents. A Comedian's worst nightmare is the Heckler where a heckler will call the comedian as being not funny which in turn makes the comedian make more bad jokes where the audience will 'boo' the comedian off the stage. It's the same with Kiwi Farms where the worst nightmare for the Kiwis is the Kiwis being seen as a bunch of losers that no one will take seriously. Calling Kiwi Farms as "Green Reddit" hurts the Kiwis more than anything Keffals did to them. Seeing the rest of the Internet starting to see Kiwi Farms as "Green Reddit" from this point on will hurt Kiwi Farms in the long term.

 

[thefrogninja]

Reddit Farms.

 

[SwanSwanson]

Completely irrelevant to the current subject but this is how Josh acts like when someone is politely disagreeing with him(ignore the fact that my pfp has a wig, it was for a bit which got my account banned)

 

[BittersweetSymphonyBittersweetSymphony is verified member.]

Completely irrelevant to the current subject but this is how Josh acts like when someone is politely disagreeing with him(ignore the fact that my pfp has a wig, it was for a bit which got my account banned)
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Jersh's reaction to someone hurting his feelings spreading blasphemy towards him reminds me of this scene.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

So KiwiFarms finally added the tag on some users that have passed away. So we can now confirm that Cats (aka Daniel) has committed suicide due to the trannies living rent free inside his mind. Green Reddit will never beat those allegations now. Also, check every username on the site and see how many people have died on KiwiFarms because 9 out of 10 it's probably a bigger number.



Bro’s mom is also named Debbie.

 

[Gaijin Goombah]

"We miss your son on the tranny stalking forum."
Quite the thing to say to a grieving mother.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

"We miss your son on the tranny stalking forum."
Quite the thing to say to a grieving mother.

Yup…..

 

[Sailor Troon]

So KiwiFarms finally added the tag on some users that have passed away.

The tag has actually been around for a long while now, but seldom used, for the reasons you described. It was employed about three years ago for GHTD aka Cloggedone aka Shane Elmore (also @Give Her The D on this very forum), for example: https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/509308/

As for whether Green Reddit bears responsibility for that particular death, I would say it's complicated. Shane was similar to CuzinEd in that he was a persistent nuisance user who kept making, abandoning and making more accounts on GR over the years, as well as obsessively trying to use Sneedchat as a personal daycare center for his hurt feefees; it got so cringy that Green Redditors just straight up asked Shane to voluntarily leave, which he obviously never did.
So why Shane was like this? All records indicate his brain was broken by YouChew - a forum-enterprise that is essentially proto-Kiwifarms, in that it's by and for troll shielding faggots and troons - which is where he got the unhealthy habit of repeatedly making/remaking accounts at every other online platform he was on; he even claimed to be a Muslim once. He had quite the digital footprint, and I think he got doxxed at least twice as a result, which he once tried blaming Green Reddit. If you check the comment box for GHTD, you'll see that unlike Cats, Shane was never well liked in the site at any point. Still a huge tragedy all the same.

 

[GuntMaster2000]

GHTD had mental problems, and was obviously struggling.
it's still weird to think about him

 

[Sailor Troon]

GHTD had mental problems, and was obviously struggling.
it's still weird to think about him

Having witnessed a few of his Sneedchat meltdowns myself, Shane had a behavioral pattern that can only be described as Null-like. That is, having hissy fits for childish reasons and trying to gin up psyops against people he blamed for hurting his feefees.
If Turkey Beef is to be believed, another YouChew/Green Reddit user is more directly to blame for Shane's fate than anyone else. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-easy-to-track-username-hall-of-shame.104753/post-16954058

 

[Boobie Bomb]

Having witnessed a few of his Sneedchat meltdowns myself, Shane had a behavioral pattern that can only be described as Null-like. That is, having hissy fits for childish reasons and trying to gin up psyops against people he blamed for hurting his feefees.
If Turkey Beef is to be believed, another YouChew/Green Reddit user is more directly to blame for Shane's fate than anyone else. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-easy-to-track-username-hall-of-shame.104753/post-16954058

There was even a dude with a TF2 avatar that posted on KiwiFarms talking about Chris Chan while making jokes and bro just suddenly died out of nowhere. I bet you they would call him a lolcow today if he started to become more progressive and less mad at the internet.

 

[Kan]

He cope posts so damn much he might as well hang out with his loli loving pals.

Just recently, some asshole named Nikolas Talbott got a featured article on that site, and he’s a lolicon, too.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nikolas-marshall-talbott-itsnatsutalbott-hallouine644-lllll-xxjoshxxxx-kiwifarmjosh-and-many-more-plumtree-discord-server.172686/#post-21829369

Perhaps Welper could be friends with this guy in secret?

 

[Kan]

So why am I bringing up Batman of all things? Because we're seeing Kiwi Farms being heckled and they don't like.

Made even funnier when you realize there are DEFINITELY Batman/Punisher wannabes on that site.

 

[Kan]

Completely irrelevant to the current subject but this is how Josh acts like when someone is politely disagreeing with him(ignore the fact that my pfp has a wig, it was for a bit which got my account banned)
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Typical Null behavior.
Also,
>Catfights
>Has dog PFP
Clever .

 

[Frosty Fetus]

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So KiwiFarms finally added the tag on some users that have passed away. So we can now confirm that Cats (aka Daniel) has committed suicide due to the trannies living rent free inside his mind. Green Reddit will never beat those allegations now. Also, check every username on the site and see how many people have died on KiwiFarms because 9 out of 10 it's probably a bigger number.


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Bro’s mom is also named Debbie.

Shit Cats is dead? That fucking sucks I like that dude he was a pretty cool cat.

Made funny, wholesome posts and tried his hardest to keep the Caturday tradition alive.

 

[IKOL]

CRINGE

>Cancer
Checks out

 

[Sailor Troon]

WEE-WOO, WEE-WOO, EMERGENCY CRINGE ALERT!!!

PURPLE REDDIT MOMENT DETECTED, ANALYZED, AND FOUND TO BE TERMINALLY ONLINE!!!

EVACUATE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY!!!
CONTAMINATION RISK: Secondhand embarrassment, lost braincells, and an overwhelming urge to yeet your device into the sun!!!

OH SWEET SUMMER CHILD , DID YOU REALLY JUST WRITE A 50-PAGE DISSERTATION ON WHY BLUEY OR PEANUT BUTTER BABY IS DEEP LORE??? BABE, NO.
NOBODY CARES. YOUR FACILE POINT COULD’VE BEEN A TWEET, BUT INSTEAD YOU CHOSE VIOLENCE (AND BAD TAKES). ​

CAUTION: LACK OF SELF-AWARENESS AT CRITICAL LEVELS!!!
THIS USER UNIRONICALLY:
- CALLS THEMSELVES AN "INTELLECTUAL" (spoiler: they’re not)
- USES "AKSHUALLY" IN CONVERSATION
- THINKS DOWNVOTES = PERSECUTION
- HAS A FEDORA COLLECTION "IRONICALLY"

USER IS HEREBY ORDERED TO STOP WAXING POETIC ABOUT:
- A CHILDREN’S SHOW’S "HIDDEN THEMES"
- WHY THEIR FAVORITE MID MEDIA IS PEAK FICTION
- ANYTHING THAT MAKES NORMAL PEOPLE FLEE IN TERROR

OFFICIAL ADVERSARY NOTICE ISSUED BY:
The Grand High Council of Neckbeard Annihilation
**AND**
The League of People Who Shower Regularly

Y’ALL NEED TO:
- LOG OFF
- TOUCH GRASS (yes, even the crusty mods )
- STOP PRETENDING REDDIT KARMA = REAL ACHIEVEMENTS
- ACCEPT THAT YOUR "WELL-ACKSHUALLY" MOMENTS BELONG IN THE VOID

ADDENDUM: YOUR HOT TAKE HAS BEEN:
RAN THROUGH THE CRINGE DETECTOR
VETOED BY THE COUNCIL OF SANE PEOPLE
THROWN INTO THE SHREDDER OF IRRELEVANCE

THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK / ROAST SESSION!!
NOW GO WASH YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW-STAINED SHIRT AND PRETEND TO HAVE SOCIAL SKILLS ​

Hey, what are your thoughts on this?

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Jun 29, 2025

bet your ass it will be the sharty users. oh boy, this is something I'm down for

If sharty cucks stopped being "ironic" about their predilection for loli girls for even one second, the hijacking could happen, but I'm not holding my breath for that.

Speaking of those faggots, here's a quick list of Sharties that have been recently exposed/banned from the farms. Obviously this whole infestation of sharty sockpuppeteers being allowed to run buckwild and ruin all sorts of threads is not working out well for the site.

Some retard named Mazal wanted to be "ironic" with a...

• Sailor Troon

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[Boobie Bomb]

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Shit Cats is dead? That fucking sucks I like that dude he was a pretty cool cat.

Made funny, wholesome posts and tried his hardest to keep the Caturday tradition alive.

It's a sad day for the farms. Users dying so young.

So I did some searching and found this post.

 

[Obscenity2022]

Yes, I've drank alcohol underage before. At my house, which is safer than in public. Not comparable to CP though. For many reasons. Back then people didn't over share as much online and snitch on themselves posting underage drinking selfies. Plus drinking alcohol isn't tracked by online data like files would be. Also it's not child porn. No one gives a shit if little Timmy sneaks one of Daddy's beers then pukes and passes out. People care if the creepy guy down the street gets off to the kids walking to school. Also some places have exceptions if the kid is with a parent or guardian in a private residence. Because something something religion.

the way alcohol laws work, they really only care about kids buying alcohol, if an adult lets them consume beer such as a family member its perfectly legal in most of the US. Its one of those holdover laws, like how enough women in a house that aren't related is technically a brothel.

its not really a law enforced much, because there are way bigger fines and punishments if an establishment sells booze to a minor. every old person has a story about trying one of their dad's beers as a kid. even in kids films it was normalized. OTOH EPI was also really normalized, every person i know over 40 has a story about finding pornomags in the woods.

but yeah drinking around family at a family function is common enough and so obviously different that only a freak would try to compare it with CP

It's a sad day for the farms. Users dying so young.

So I did some searching and found this post.

this guy was about 40 and still offed himself? that sort of makes sense. he was halfway through life anyways, and the back half sucks, especially if he didn't have anything to live for.

fucking horrifying to think he was a corrections officer too. you'd think he'd be tired of talking about lolcows at work.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

the way alcohol laws work, they really only care about kids buying alcohol, if an adult lets them consume beer such as a family member its perfectly legal in most of the US. Its one of those holdover laws, like how enough women in a house that aren't related is technically a brothel.

its not really a law enforced much, because there are way bigger fines and punishments if an establishment sells booze to a minor. every old person has a story about trying one of their dad's beers as a kid. even in kids films it was normalized. OTOH EPI was also really normalized, every person i know over 40 has a story about finding pornomags in the woods.

but yeah drinking around family at a family function is common enough and so obviously different that only a freak would try to compare it with CP

this guy was about 40 and still offed himself? that sort of makes sense. he was halfway through life anyways, and the back half sucks, especially if he didn't have anything to live for.

fucking horrifying to think he was a corrections officer too. you'd think he'd be tired of talking about lolcows at work.

Honestly, I just assume he was much younger like 13 dying in his 20s. The fact that he was 40 years old is pretty heartbreaking. Lord only knows what he was doing offline when he doesn't complain about transgenders.