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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
Fatness Everdeen said:
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(NINE different posts in this thread deleted or edited)

Me: "Getting REEEEEEEAL liberal with the edits y'all. It's supposed to be a broom, not a mop"
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I didn't delete anything I did add spoiler tags...
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Kiwis have discovered lounge96
 
kiwifails said:
I didn't delete anythin I did add spoiler tags...
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Well fuck me then lol.

I thought things got deleted I didn't check, I probably should have before I said anything. I was being pretty outrageous for an obvious edgelord laugh so I just assumed some things didn't make the cut.
 
Fatness Everdeen said:
Well fuck me then lol.

I thought things got deleted I didn't check, I probably should have before I said anything. I was being pretty outrageous for an obvious edgelord laugh so I just assumed some things didn't make the cut.
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I don't care if you have a slap fight or spurg out, just use a spoiler tag for the off-topic stuff and try to post something on topic.
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kiwifails said:
I didn't delete anything I did add spoiler tags...
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Kiwis have discovered lounge96
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Maybe Jacknife will be able to solve the mystery!


UPDATE: The mystery has been solved. A jealous little shit dick wanted to be the one in charge so he spent his sheckles on some shitty website (didn't even spring for the dot com either. Typical kike) and tried to poach as many of Ken's frequent posters as he could.

But it's literally just a spoof website off of a spoof website. It's an uninspired message board with the same bullshit as here, except less creative and less active.
 
Fatness Everdeen said:
Maybe Jacknife will be able to solve the mystery!


UPDATE: The mystery has been solved. A jealous little shit dick wanted to be the one in charge so he spent his sheckles on some shitty website (didn't even spring for the dot com either. Typical kike) and tried to poach as many of Ken's frequent posters as he could.

But it's literally just a spoof website off of a spoof website. It's an uninspired message board with the same bullshit as here, except less creative and less active.
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For kiwis reading this former Kiwi @Gargamel created his own hugbox after throwing a tantrum on onion farms.
The results was him taking such high value users like @Time 4 Guillotines Daniel Lopez@Vingle and others like Elaine the troll cow
 
kiwifails said:
For kiwis reading this former kiwi Gargamel created his own hugbox after throwing a tantrum on onion farms.
The results was him taking such high value users like @Time 4 Guillotines
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And and he sold the place to everyone as a new, different thing. In reality though he just wanted to be Ken, but he's an unsuccessful Null.

I say that because Null, just like Gargamel is obsessed with control. Ken is just a fucking spaz who doesn't give a fuck. This site can go belly up right now and he'd be watching Ren and Stimpy within the hour.

And to answer your question on why kiwi is moderating the BBS, it's because Ken realizes that quality people can help make a website better, as opposed to Null who has fantasies of being a trans girl and tantrums about his circumcision. We realize that the other boys on reddit have a creepy peepee, Jocelyn Joshua. But bitching about it isn't going to grow a foreskin. So just stick to banning anyone who makes even the slightest joke at your expense because you've been bullied your whole life, you fucking closet case.
 
The most hilarious thing about the situation is that I never look at kiwi farms or gargamels site. That's why I laughed so hard about him having a dot org today, because I had no idea that he was that lame until today.

I don't give a shit about either one of those websites, they're both gay as fuck. I'm happy right where I'm at farmin onions.

This is kiwi farms for heterosexuals. What would I creep on the other sites? Literally the only information I get about any of these jabronis is from screenshots posted here.
 
Fatness Everdeen said:
And and he sold the place to everyone as a new, different thing. In reality though he just wanted to be Ken, but he's an unsuccessful Null.
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And then there's the fact he's leaked peoples I.p address's because he was upset.
Fatness Everdeen said:
I say that because Null, just like Gargamel is obsessed with control. Ken is just a fucking spaz who doesn't give a fuck. This site can go belly up right now and he'd be watching Ren and Stimpy within the hour.
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Ken cares deeply about Onion farms
Fatness Everdeen said:
And to answer your question on why kiwi is moderating the BBS, it's because Ken realizes that quality people can help make a website better, as opposed to Null who has fantasies of being a trans girl and tantrums about his circumcision.
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Thank you I do try :)
Fatness Everdeen said:
We realize that the other boys on reddit have a creepy peepee, Jocelyn Joshua. But bitching about it isn't going to grow a foreskin. So just stick to banning anyone who makes even the slightest joke at your expense because you've been bullied your whole life, you fucking closet case.
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I'm just leaving this here
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kiwifails said:
And then there's the fact he's leaked peoples I.p address's because he was upset.

Ken cares deeply about Onion farms

Thank you I do try :)

I'm just leaving this here
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No I mean I understand the cares about the site but there's a difference between caring about bringing content to people and desperately needing the dopamine hit from having power. All my interactions with the dude he does not strike me as a type of guy who gives a fiddler's fuck about "bEiNg In ChArGe" like other lame asses are.

And Gargle? That dude lolcowed himself. Gargamel is a fucking parody at this point. Every annoying and degenerate and stupid thing you can think of about gays, picture that. Now add an undeserved ego and being a christ killer into the mix. That's how you fuck around and end up with an insufferable little furry queen.
 
Fatness Everdeen said:
No I mean I understand the cares about the site but there's a difference between caring about bringing content to people and desperately needing the dopamine hit from having power. All my interactions with the dude he does not strike me as a type of guy who gives a fiddler's fuck about "bEiNg In ChArGe" like other lame asses are.
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Ken is very open and approachable and he's every chill about stuff. I know people give a hard time for being an odd duck but he's leagues better than dealing with Josh and his totes real Belgium side piece .
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And Gargle? That dude lolcowed himself. Gargamel is a fucking parody at this point. Every annoying and degenerate and stupid thing you can think of about gays, picture that. Now add an undeserved ego and being a christ killer into the mix. That's how you fuck around and end up with an insufferable little furry queen.
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His forum is are landfill for rotten onions.
 
The Washington Ogre said:
He then starts guntguarding Null in every slapfight Null's in. Rinse and repeat weekly.
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I think that Wod thinks that lidl is joshy (although nobody can say this, and I don't personally believe, regardless of how popular the theory is, around here.) It's a passive aggressive thing. Since the kwiffar caught onto the fact that lidl has janny powers, there has been tension in the ranks.

I think some of them are clocking on, vis a vis financial concerns, how bent joshy is. Wod is scared that one September, Commie Farms will be a ghost town, sites can be like that, and he won't have any updootz to look forward to. And as a guy whose happy to fellate the broom, you know asspats mean a lot to him.
 
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"I'TS NOT VISUALLY APPEALING ENOUGH" And how come none of these nigger faggots learned how to change the layout, these retards are still using the default acting as if it's the only option. Also that comment by firehexx is funny cause KF still gets the 504 getaway error on a numerous amount of times when you go to thread on there, it just proves Jooshy is a shitty programmer.
 
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"I'TS NOT VISUALLY APPEALING ENOUGH" And how come none of these nigger faggots learned how to change the layout, these retards are still using the default acting as if it's the only option. Also that comment by firehexx is funny cause KF still gets the 504 getaway error on a numerous amount of times when you go to thread on there, it just proves Jooshy is a shitty programmer.
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Since I discovered the Bear Computer theme, I haven't looked back.
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