Like it or not I will shove a WD40 nozzle down your urethra and pull the trigger.I had another dream I was a cartoonist I almost had sex with the female characters I made.
This time it was a bad goth chick or I don't know if she was goth? But damn she was fucking hot. I adventured into a haunted house after I fell into the papers of my drawings. I was really scared and shit. Kept hearing noises and the wood creaking. But then I was at the stairway of the house where you enter in and theirs stairs on both sides like monster house type shit. And I saw this hot monster babe on the second floor looking down at me. I was spooked at first but then remembered I drew her at my desk. She was in a white dress that was so beautiful. Silk white but she had the stare of a demon but it turned me on. She walked down one of the stairs to come meet me after she noticed I was scared. Her skin was like a pale green, her eyes were green, and she was not of human form. I can't remember what she was as far as a cryptid but she had perfume on. It was the smell of peach, and she kissed me on my lips as she began to clutch me tight to her boney body.
My cock was poking her on her thighs and she would giggle softly in my ear. Then I woke up fucking disappointed and a dick that was getting soft. It's a real shame that I'm even on this planet. This place sucks and I want to meet extraterrestrials that are in female form. Just think, I'm having a bad day and I go wonder somewhere in nature and then some spooky hot babe wants to fuck the soul out of my body. And then she's like some shapeshifting humanoid that would make my life become a dream and would take me to other dimensions. And she makes me cum so much and makes it to where I can cum as much as I want. I would shoot an ocean of semen all over her body like we're trying to save a planet of humans about to go extinct.
Hey drummer babe. Can we fuck? I know you want to fuck. You will really enjoy it and then want more. After a concert, I would fuck you so good and deep. You need me my sugar cake.
LMAO angry fatty, I will not have sexual relations with this blobfish.
That's not abuse, it's being a good friend.
Can relate. I can eat basically anything I want now and not get fat. Harder to gain weight though.I eat a bunch of bullshit ngl, but even when I eat "good" and was on a healthy diet meant to gain weight the pounds didn't stick regardless of how well I ate since my metabolism is probably retarded. I don't really worry about it because my entire life I've always been small even when I was a teenager so it's really a non issue, it's not like I'm at the level of Eugenia Cooney or some shit lol.
I had some wild leaches stick to me when swimming in rivers before so it's no big deal, you can't really feel them so I just pulled them off and tossed them back.
There are plenty of other users I could post that are funnier to laugh at. I was going to pretend to be a few of them before a certain hobo (lolcow worthy himself) thought it would be funnier if I was some literally who vampooner and fail doxed me. Before that I was a Canadian child and wife abuser according to a land whale that learned basic human speech. One less thing to worry about.
I doubt much changed after a 2 hour walk. Borger Boy
Horny cricket shit
Hell yeah baby Frosty "Horny Lord" Fetus
Dude just join a club/class/event/store or go anywhere that's goth/emo/Satanism/Paganism adjacent. The women tend to some big tits and a bit chubby.
why are you acting like something big happened it's just been the usual schizoid retard posting on this thread and posting old posts of mine that are public, I don't really see what big deal you're making here besides coming off as a possible liberal I've pissed off or something.
