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Oh fuck you got me.
nah, again, just a new player. an asshole because she’s an asshole. It’ll be fun! Fighting asshole with asshole, er, fire with fire.
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nah, again, just a new player. an asshole because she’s an asshole. It’ll be fun! Fighting asshole with asshole, er, fire with fire.
AnliteralIdiot? From Kiwi Farms
The green haired milf that had green hair at one time?
You can't be Dustin. You're never a Kaine type.
You seem average IQ and possibly black.
Low T white male or emotionally guided white bitch.
Either way. Keep a-logging. We need a new nemesis. Kaine was boring. Max failed at expectations. Vicky is a dumb whore. Savannah will never play the drums.
Well make it interesting. effort post. Rose has a weird list of Fetishes. One time I told her I was going to give her an unconsensual massage and she was like "I'm kind of wet" Whatever this means.
One of her Fetishes is have someone bully her nonstop.
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Yeah, I knew I was going to be put into these two categories but figured it’d be worth it. Has been so far. Myself, I was thinking “Rejected simp or bitch with a grudge”.
White people are easy to read and they drive the most goofy vehicles. I mean come on. The idea of how Sub-Urbs and how they are setup are so white. Coffee shops, Wal-mart, Range Rovers, DoorDash, Road Designs, and an infinite lists of white shit. So when some unknown person comes to a site meant for freaks like me and has now idea how to use it, then come off as that Nihilists Zoomer with a stash of porn or razer blades with posters of rock bands or japanese shit. I know right off the bat the situation.
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Alternatively I’m an old ass boomer leaning back, sipping red drink, and laughing. If she didn’t start none, there wouldn’t be none
Like it or not I will shove a WD40 nozzle down your urethra and pull the trigger.I had another dream I was a cartoonist I almost had sex with the female characters I made.
This time it was a bad goth chick or I don't know if she was goth? But damn she was fucking hot. I adventured into a haunted house after I fell into the papers of my drawings. I was really scared and shit. Kept hearing noises and the wood creaking. But then I was at the stairway of the house where you enter in and theirs stairs on both sides like monster house type shit. And I saw this hot monster babe on the second floor looking down at me. I was spooked at first but then remembered I drew her at my desk. She was in a white dress that was so beautiful. Silk white but she had the stare of a demon but it turned me on. She walked down one of the stairs to come meet me after she noticed I was scared. Her skin was like a pale green, her eyes were green, and she was not of human form. I can't remember what she was as far as a cryptid but she had perfume on. It was the smell of peach, and she kissed me on my lips as she began to clutch me tight to her boney body.
My cock was poking her on her thighs and she would giggle softly in my ear. Then I woke up fucking disappointed and a dick that was getting soft. It's a real shame that I'm even on this planet. This place sucks and I want to meet extraterrestrials that are in female form. Just think, I'm having a bad day and I go wonder somewhere in nature and then some spooky hot babe wants to fuck the soul out of my body. And then she's like some shapeshifting humanoid that would make my life become a dream and would take me to other dimensions. And she makes me cum so much and makes it to where I can cum as much as I want. I would shoot an ocean of semen all over her body like we're trying to save a planet of humans about to go extinct.
Hey drummer babe. Can we fuck? I know you want to fuck. You will really enjoy it and then want more. After a concert, I would fuck you so good and deep. You need me my sugar cake.
consensually
Sorry pops you didn't like a facebook post. I will be sure to tell her to post more stuff targeting your generation, to grift off of conservative talking points and make fun of Zoomer women.
Did you know she almost pulled me a white trash women at one time? She talked about doing mass shootings and how she was a converted Nazi. Also, we are convinced there was never a God.
LMAO angry fatty, I will not have sexual relations with this blobfish.
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Baby Onion
Brother pls, you brought up the weight and we got into talking about it but you been gone awhile. Welcome back. Lots has happened since you’ve been gone.
That's not abuse, it's being a good friend.
Getting a surprise massage is friendly and Godly.
It would be abusive to say something like:
@Doll IM GOING TO BITE YOUR CLITORIS OFF CHEW IT AND SPIT IT INTO YOUR FACE YOU LOUSY RANCID GIRLFAILURE FUCK
On a side note, Keno. You remind me how one time I jokingly told a classmate of mine in the 12 grade how I was "aroused" by blood. She turned beet red and started rubbing her legs together, whatever that meant.
Gore San
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Can relate. I can eat basically anything I want now and not get fat. Harder to gain weight though.I eat a bunch of bullshit ngl, but even when I eat "good" and was on a healthy diet meant to gain weight the pounds didn't stick regardless of how well I ate since my metabolism is probably retarded. I don't really worry about it because my entire life I've always been small even when I was a teenager so it's really a non issue, it's not like I'm at the level of Eugenia Cooney or some shit lol.
I had some wild leaches stick to me when swimming in rivers before so it's no big deal, you can't really feel them so I just pulled them off and tossed them back.
There are plenty of other users I could post that are funnier to laugh at. I was going to pretend to be a few of them before a certain hobo (lolcow worthy himself) thought it would be funnier if I was some literally who vampooner and fail doxed me. Before that I was a Canadian child and wife abuser according to a land whale that learned basic human speech. One less thing to worry about.
Reason: I can't be doxed if they think I already am.
I doubt much changed after a 2 hour walk. Borger Boy
Creepy girls are the best. Especially when they get so overly attached to you. Haven't ran into one yet on the internet but I'm counting on Rose to get me one of those types. Shit, just think. You tell her to do some freaky shit on discord voice call for you, she won't hesitate. But when I avoid her because I can't handle it, then that's the absolute best when she's writing you walls of text and talking about breeding with you. Why do you think I write so much degenerate shit? Because when this creep princess comes along and starts obsessing over me she gets to read my desires and sexual fantasies.
Two steps ahead.
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Baby Onion
Horny cricket shit
Hell yeah baby Frosty "Horny Lord" Fetus
Dude just join a club/class/event/store or go anywhere that's goth/emo/Satanism/Paganism adjacent. The women tend to some big tits and a bit chubby.
Also for freaky women, dont forgot church. God demanding men and women to not cheat and not have premarital sex causes these people to get pent up.
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