AnnaSlutz - Ashley Sock
Baby Onion
This guy is hilarious and the posts he's been littering Kiwi Farms with for years are hilarious. He's variously claimed to be a landlord and a small business owner, all the aspirations amerifats are limited to if they have no skills or purpose, but since even that fantasy is Not Real he has endless time to do what Pepe is doing here but with Black people and immigrants.
He's constantly being forced to interact with non-whites who all behave like one dimensional demons, consummate scammers who take sadistic glee in animal cruelty and child abuse in stories that don't even have the sophistication of professional wrestling plots for waterheads. You might ask why he chooses to reside in Louisiana (NOLA no less, 60% Black!) surrounded by day laborers elevated to the status of a Cohen brothers movie villain, which would be a good question since he also claims he is fabulously rich.
Stories from the warzone include: getting bloodied and possibly raped by a ten year old boy he refers to homo erotically as a "buck".
a slumlord fantasy where nobody respects him and his manager steals all his shit then leaves town
Some roofers who seemed like nice guys try to cripple a horse for no reason
There's probably a hundred of these where he's the righteous YT protag and other races are basically orcs. He also has a bunch of posts about having to attend AA so one wonders if the dumb surrealism of anything he's trying to relate can be blamed on from-birth psychopathy or if he turned his amygdala to jelly with drinking.
This kind of lying is antiquated and almost quaint, if this was the 1920s a huge fucking retard like this might be able to whip a klan mob into some bad actions. If this was still 2002 he might be able to find a niche as the Tucker Max of racism for VDARE boomers, but since those ships have long sailed culturally Kiwi farmers are the only ones undiscerning and autistic enough to accept these whoppers. In addition to being stupid they are also constitutionally joyless so it never occurs to them that whipping this guy into a rage over the implausibility of his stories would be way funnier than scrolling past them. So in a way it is the "old internet" Null likes yapping about if you condensed it into the worst parts- no censorship but also the only people who want to read the resulting terrible content have no creativity or wisdom to engage with it in an interesting way.
He inexplicably became a cafe owner on top of being a landlord. "I'll hire every Muslima who walks through the door" is so stupid I love it
He's constantly being forced to interact with non-whites who all behave like one dimensional demons, consummate scammers who take sadistic glee in animal cruelty and child abuse in stories that don't even have the sophistication of professional wrestling plots for waterheads. You might ask why he chooses to reside in Louisiana (NOLA no less, 60% Black!) surrounded by day laborers elevated to the status of a Cohen brothers movie villain, which would be a good question since he also claims he is fabulously rich.
Stories from the warzone include: getting bloodied and possibly raped by a ten year old boy he refers to homo erotically as a "buck".
a slumlord fantasy where nobody respects him and his manager steals all his shit then leaves town
Some roofers who seemed like nice guys try to cripple a horse for no reason
There's probably a hundred of these where he's the righteous YT protag and other races are basically orcs. He also has a bunch of posts about having to attend AA so one wonders if the dumb surrealism of anything he's trying to relate can be blamed on from-birth psychopathy or if he turned his amygdala to jelly with drinking.
This kind of lying is antiquated and almost quaint, if this was the 1920s a huge fucking retard like this might be able to whip a klan mob into some bad actions. If this was still 2002 he might be able to find a niche as the Tucker Max of racism for VDARE boomers, but since those ships have long sailed culturally Kiwi farmers are the only ones undiscerning and autistic enough to accept these whoppers. In addition to being stupid they are also constitutionally joyless so it never occurs to them that whipping this guy into a rage over the implausibility of his stories would be way funnier than scrolling past them. So in a way it is the "old internet" Null likes yapping about if you condensed it into the worst parts- no censorship but also the only people who want to read the resulting terrible content have no creativity or wisdom to engage with it in an interesting way.
He inexplicably became a cafe owner on top of being a landlord. "I'll hire every Muslima who walks through the door" is so stupid I love it
