John Olsen Mongo TV

[MylarBalloon123]

John Olsen aka Mongo TV was born in 1966 and is a famous lolcow in Denmark. he has a tent in his living room and wants to buy a boat and place it inside his tent in the living room, he likes girls younger than 18 and sends them packages with cigarettes and potatoes. he always talk about his money problems because he done so many online loans so most of his income goes to pay back the loans every month. he often only has like $20 for foods etc on a month but then borrow more money to buy Lego and more tents and many other things he dont need. he has a dream of going to Ibiza and fuck young girls driving a used Mercedes-Benz he dreams of owning while having no money and no drivers license. in Johns younger days he went to jail for trying to get drugs into Norway. he has wasted over $20.000 on things just to later throw them out again.

John being a complete retard:

John talking about his loan of 50.000 Danish kroners that put him more in debt:

Reddit about John Olsen:
https://www.reddit.com/r/MongoTV/

John Olsen calling out Rasmus Paludan for being a insane idiot while John is no better:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Denmark/comments/9ftkrn

Johns youtube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/c/MongoTV

 

[MylarBalloon123]

Home Camping with John Olsen:

 

[paintingatree]

@MylarBalloon123 please translate this video , not every one speaks Italian here.

 

[Gore San]

He is an unhinged politisperg and fucks balloons.

 

[paintingatree]

Where's @MylarBalloon123 now ? Dead?

 

[Gore San]

Idk he was active sometime last year.

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

never tell OP about the Bloons TD series

 

[Gore San]

I prefer to have a Mylar Balloon on top of my penis so I can feel the texture.

 

[Gore San]

Chinese mother injured in blast as child's hydrogen balloon sets hairdryer ablaze

A mother suffered severe burns in a shock explosion after her child threw a hydrogen balloon at a switched-on hairdryer in China. CCTV footage filmed in the city of Jieyang in Guangdong Province on June 2 shows a child playfully throwing a hydrogen-filled balloon towards the hairdryer, igniting...

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Chinese mother injured in blast as child's hydrogen balloon sets hairdryer ablaze

A mother suffered severe burns in a shock explosion after her child threw a hydrogen balloon at a switched-on hairdryer in China. CCTV footage filmed in the city of Jieyang in Guangdong Province on June 2 shows a child playfully throwing a hydrogen-filled balloon towards the hairdryer, igniting...

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TOTAL BALLOON DEATH

 

[MylarBalloon123]

@MylarBalloon123 please translate this video , not every one speaks Italian here.

its not Italian. also John has uploaded some of his videos speaking English. he is the biggest lolcow in Denmark.

 

[Gore San]

its not Italian. also John has uploaded some of his videos speaking English. he is the biggest lolcow in Denmark.

Say something about wanting to fuck Disney princess mylar balloons and how you prefer that feeling on your dick over rubber balloons. Too bad you don't have a rubber fetish or just putting on a condom would get you off.

 

[paintingatree]

its not Italian. also John has uploaded some of his videos speaking English. he is the biggest lolcow in Denmark.

Holy Shit you're still alive.

 

[MylarBalloon123]

Say something about wanting to fuck Disney princess mylar balloons and how you prefer that feeling on your dick over rubber balloons. Too bad you don't have a rubber fetish or just putting on a condom would get you off.

stay on topic you lolcow.

 

[MylarBalloon123]

Holy Shit you're still alive.

I'm about to turn 33, I don't think its the age most people die at.

 

[Gore San]

stay on topic you lolcow.

>Fucks balloons
>Thinks he isn't the biggest lolcow on the forum

Ashley is literally less of a lolcow than you and that's saying a lot considering her lore here.

I prefer to have a Mylar Balloon on top of my penis so I can feel the texture.

How many children's birthday parties have you ruined fucking their balloon? Be careful not to fuck the balloon too hard and tear off your foreskin or smegma cap and as a result the first few layers of skin on the tip of your penis. Bro doesn't even use lube and says it's only for circumcised people as he wanks himself off in pain.

 

[MylarBalloon123]

>Fucks balloons
>Thinks he isn't the biggest lolcow on the forum

Ashley is literally less of a lolcow than you and that's saying a lot considering her lore here.



How many children's birthday parties have you ruined fucking their balloon? Be careful not to fuck the balloon too hard and tear off your foreskin or smegma cap and as a result the first few layers of skin on the tip of your penis. Bro doesn't even use lube and says it's only for circumcised people as he wanks himself off in pain.

you make me laugh you lolcow.
and no I don't go to kids birthdays I don't like kids and I don't want any kids you pedo creep. you don't know much about having a foreskin you circumcised Amerimutt you are jealous of me because I was not circumcised at birth. get a hoppy or something loser.

 

[Gore San]

you make me laugh you lolcow.
and no I don't go to kids birthdays I don't like kids and I don't want any kids you pedo creep. you don't know much about having a foreskin you circumcised Amerimutt you are jealous of me because I was not circumcised at birth. get a hoppy or something loser.

No one is jealous of some Danish balloon fucking scizo incel you makes kids cry by fucking their birthday balloons in front of them. You filthy pedophile. Does making them watch you destroy their childhood get you off?

 

[MylarBalloon123]

No one is jealous of some Danish balloon fucking scizo incel you makes kids cry by fucking their birthday balloons in front of them. You filthy pedophile. Does making them watch you destroy their childhood get you off?

I don't hang out with kids. Fuck The US.

 

[Gore San]

I don't have a family

That's because you keep bringing up politics during the he holidays and they don't want you around, plus you're literally an incel.