Is KF fucking up the internet?

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The other night, I was scrolling 4chan cause I realized I’ve never actually been on the site. I’m in /mlp/ just looking, sorta bored, and then I see this guy post about how he branded himself with Pinkie Pie’s cutie mark.

I assume it’s a joke until he links a video and sure enough, he is indeed branding himself with Pinkie Pie’s cutie mark. I stare before I start giggling, giggling in a “Holy shit, the crazy bastard actually did it” type way. I start laughing, and I wonder why I never see stuff like this anymore?

I think back to all the recent KF threads, the point of KF is to laugh at weird internet stuff, yet it’s rarely laughing. Usually just angry rambling. And when it is laughing, it’s barely even weird stuff, like object shows and Steven Universe. I scroll KF, curious on where my thoughts are leading me, I find more a-logging, “degenerate” this, “degenerate” that. “These people need to be ostracized” this, “If only they’d keep it to their fucking selves” that. And I kinda think, holy shit, is this why I never see this stuff anymore?

Is true hilarious eccentric behavior so scarce on the internet now because KF has pushed it all out? Well, I don’t like that. I don’t like that at all. That brony branding video was one of the first times in a long time the internet was funny to me. I didn’t feel disgust and superiority watching it, I just thought it was so absurd and psychotic. I don’t want that brony to be scared to post about his “waifu”, because it’s “degen”, I don’t want him to “keep it to himself”, I want to see that. I want to snoop, and I want to snoop responsibly and laugh without calling for his doxxing.

I don’t think he’s degenerate, I think he’s funny. I want the internet to be funny, is that too much to ask?

Anyway, it’s 2 AM and I’m not quite sure what I’m talking about. I just miss shit like this where it’s just funny instead of there being some right leaning moralshit spin on it.

 

[Gore San]

The other night, I was scrolling 4chan cause I realized I’ve never actually been on the site. I’m in /mlp/ just looking, sorta bored, and then I see this guy post about how he branded himself with Pinkie Pie’s cutie mark.

I assume it’s a joke until he links a video and sure enough, he is indeed branding himself with Pinkie Pie’s cutie mark. I stare before I start giggling, giggling in a “Holy shit, the crazy bastard actually did it” type way. I start laughing, and I wonder why I never see stuff like this anymore?

No wait, you can't just gloss over that. Link the thread if possible that sounds hilarious.

 

[Smeared MascaraSmeared Mascara is verified member.]

The internet is fucking up the internet. This horrible experiment is slowly imploding as it folds into itself, and I'm here for it.

I would much rather the internet go back to the way it was years ago than it is now. Everything was lawless and anonymous and awesome. It was like the wild west. The more that they try to make it like Disneyland, the worse type of people are going to be able to take advantage of the lawless element.

Kiwifarms would never get even the attention it has now if this was like... 1998 or something like that. Because literally EVERY website was an anonymous, say whatever you want free speech website back then. He wouldn't have been anything special and would have been lost among the hundreds of more funny, less bitter sites.

But that's what happens when you're only two choices are to put your real God damn name on everything and be a part of the mainstream, or find the couple of places with the retro feel. And unfortunately, he was able to capitalize on that retro feel better than websites that are superior than his.

 

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No wait, you can't just gloss over that. Link the thread if possible that sounds hilarious.

When I get out of bed, I’ll get you the videos. No a-logging or moralizing though! ;)

The internet is fucking up the internet. This horrible experiment is slowly imploding as it folds into itself, and I'm here for it.

I would much rather the internet go back to the way it was years ago than it is now. Everything was lawless and anonymous and awesome. It was like the wild west. The more that they try to make it like Disneyland, the worse type of people are going to be able to take advantage of the lawless element.

Kiwifarms would never get even the attention it has now if this was like... 1998 or something like that. Because literally EVERY website was an anonymous, say whatever you want free speech website back then. He wouldn't have been anything special and would have been lost among the hundreds of more funny, less bitter sites.

But that's what happens when you're only two choices are to put your real God damn name on everything and be a part of the mainstream, or find the couple of places with the retro feel. And unfortunately, he was able to capitalize on that retro feel better than websites that are superior than his.

Back when I was a kid, you could post your name, your face, and even your fucking address to invite internet strangers to parties and literally nothing would happen. Cause people didn’t really care to do anything with that information. It’s only nowadays I’m seeing “Don’t post your name, don’t post your face, don’t post your fetishes, don’t post your problems, etc, etc.” because of sites and attitudes like KF. The absolute worst thing that could happen is MisterMetokur will make fun of you and then that’s literally it.

 

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It would be a lie to say it hasn't fucked up internet culture, in ways which will only be relevant in hindsight. The 2000s and early 2010s there was an anti moralfag/christfag culture which entailed that you could post the worst gore and even borderline csam but talking about God made you a faggot and deserved the worst ridicule. Kiwifarms is now holding up this weird left handed teenage morality which holds 'not being a sperg' as the highest moral goal.

These people have the moral character of middle schoolers except they're grown adults with agency who'll just make up lies about people. Remember cancel culture? That's basically kiwifarms.

 

[Smeared MascaraSmeared Mascara is verified member.]

Remember cancel culture? That's basically kiwifarms.

"Kiwifarms: the more gay and autistic version of cancel culture" should just be their banner.

 

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No wait, you can't just gloss over that. Link the thread if possible that sounds hilarious.

Remember, no calling him slurs, no calling him a degenerate, no long spergs about how transgenderism in America is how we got here, just... Laugh. This dude is fucking awesome. Mentally ill, but awesome

Also it may lag a bit, idk why

 

[Gore San]

Remember, no calling him slurs, no calling him a degenerate, no long spergs about how transgenderism in America is how we got here, just... Laugh. This dude is fucking awesome. Mentally ill, but awesome

Also it may lag a bit, idk why

I was hoping for a link to the archived thread for greater context. Part of the funny is people's reaction, not just the video itself.

 

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I was hoping for a link to the archived thread for greater context. Part of the funny is people's reaction, not just the video itself.

Same rules apply, observe and laugh, don't moralize and sperg. But I trust you at this point :)

 

[Gore San]

The fact it was a thread about their favorite horse wives is absolutely hilarious. Keep them away from the little horses at the petting zoo.

 

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Keep them away from the little horses at the petting zoo.

What did I just say
Unless that was a joke
Either way I find it funny that they’re all talking about their eccentricities and then this one guy comes and stumps them all, he “one upped” them. And the only response they can give is respect. Except that one Lyra nigga who goes on a sperg about how Pinkie (the fictional horse) is very disappointed

 

[Gore San]

What did I just say
Unless that was a joke

Someone doesn't get the reference... I even mentioned it in the edit reason. Regardless, I don't see how you would consider that moral fagging, unless you happen to be a brony with a horse wife of your own and took it personally. Which may explain why you were on that board in the first place. Either way, saying they need to be kept away from the little horses at the petting zoo is hilarious to say and no one will convince me otherwise. Letting them around the big horses is fine though, because they will just get their head kicked off their shoulders and end up on watch people die.

 

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Someone doesn't get the reference... I even mentioned it in the edit reason. Regardless, I don't see how you would consider that moral fagging,

Actually my bad honestly. Again, I’m used to KF culture, where “keep them away” is a dog whistle for “They will do something awful and we must stop them”. It is a funny joke when I let my guard down, you’re right

 

[Gore San]

Actually my bad honestly. Again, I’m used to KF culture, where “keep them away” is a dog whistle for “They will do something awful and we must stop them”. It is a funny joke when I let my guard down, you’re right

Let me find that specific video because how absurdly funny it is to watch an autistic son explain his horse fetish to his old school disappointed dad.

 

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Let me find that specific video because how absurdly funny it is to watch an autistic son explain his horse fetish to his old school disappointed dad.View attachment 97418

I actually know the video you’re talking about, I just didn’t really connect it to the joke you were making cause I’m retarded. It still makes me want to pull out my hair cause if I was into clopping I just wouldn’t tell anyone except other cloppers, let alone my fucking dad.

People need to learn the concept of “None of your business”

 

[Gore San]

This one is full.

8:20 he says the "do I have to keep you away from the little horses petting zoo" line.

This is shorter and has just the meme.

 

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This one is full.

8:20 he says the "do I have to keep you away from the little horses petting zoo" line.

This is shorter and has just the meme.

Ohhh, ok ya I’ve never watched the full video. Ok now I look really retarted, forgive me, lol. Your joke was funny.

 

[Gore San]

Holy schizobabble Batman. I don't know why this is so funny to me.

Also I've accidentally burned myself on a dab rig a few times. So as someone who knows how painful burning yourself is, I couldn't imagine doing this to myself intentionally. What a retard. Does he not know they use ice branding on horses now because it's not as painful? Bro should have just got a tramp stamp tattoo lmao

Or at the very least fully committed to the bit and used a proper piece of metal that is shaped more like the thing he was going for. Like a balloon shaped cookie cutter you can order online. Then attaching a metal strip for the string.

Something something tips on self harm so people can be more effective at it in the future.

 

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Holy schizobabble Batman. I don't know why this is so funny to me.

It’s funnier when you find out why he did it.

Apparently he was at an online con, and it was his turn to speak, but he was drunk so he just went on a drunken ramble about Pinkie Pie and wasn’t really getting to any point. When he became sober he felt he “disgraced Pinkie Pie” so as punishment he branded himself with her. He also branded himself with an Aryanne cutie mark because someone who’s waifu’s Aryanne suggested he do it. A bunch of people replied either congratulating him, warning him that Pinkie would be upset, or for some reason being angry at him as if he disgraced Pinkie once again. I love bronies.

Bro should have just got a tramp stamp tattoo lmao

That was my thought. I guess a tattoo would cost money but it’s better than fucking branding yourself. Most people won’t question a tattoo of a popular cartoon character’s emblem.

Or at the very least fully committed to the bit and used a proper piece of metal that is shaped more like the thing he was going for. Like a balloon shaped cookie cutter you can order online. Then attaching a metal strip for the string.

The funnier part is that would’ve been less painful, but with his makeshift paper clip thing now he has to brand each individual balloon. Which he did. I can’t help but respect him but I’m also very worried lmao

 

[Smeared MascaraSmeared Mascara is verified member.]

This one is full.

8:20 he says the "do I have to keep you away from the little horses petting zoo" line.

This is shorter and has just the meme.

Look at that fat fuck. He didn't have to SAY anything to already disappoint his old man.