Imagine Having a Chimpanzee to Pick Your Nose

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[Onion Null 2]

I've seen this play out before and it doesn't end well

 

[Gore San]

I'd imagine the fingers would smell like monkey shit after scraping their asshole. Hard pass.

 

[Kan]

Why?

 

[Muttley]

I would let a chimpanzee pick my nose before a nigger

Chimpanzee probably has cleaner nails