Racially Offensive Content If you had to marry someone from a different ethnicity from yours, which ethnicity would you absolutely not marry?

[AshleysBigOlBelly]

I would say absolutely no to almost all South East Asians.

 

[Jack]

See we can find some common ground
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I taiWANT my wife to dress up as a cat.

 

[kiwifails]

I taiWANT my wife to dress up as a cat.

Wait she doesn't already?

 

[Jack]

Wait she doesn't already?
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Me: Hey honey, you're 43 and I know you're ready to kill yourself because you're starting to get those Tulsi Gabbard grey streaks in your hair... But stop worrying about your face turning into your mother's and put these cat ears on for me.

My wife:

 

[kiwifails]

Me: Hey honey, you're 43 and I know you're ready to kill yourself because you're starting to get those Tulsi Gabbard grey streaks in your hair... But stop worrying about your face turning into your mother's and put these cat ears on for me.

My wife:

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May I offer you some sage advice

 

[Jack]

May I offer you some sage advice
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No woman dresses up like a cat. A GIRL will, but no woman. That's why you see all these cute little 20-year-olds doing it on tik tok. Because they're stupid and perky and life hasn't ruined them yet.

A woman in her 40s especially an Asian one will fucking negotiate sex with you. It's like you're cutting a deal with the prosecutor.

"Okay, so it's settled... you can have 15 minutes of foreplay but 5 minutes of it has to be eating my pussy (with my verbal guidance), the sex has to last at least 5 minutes but no longer than 30, come IN me not ON me I don't feel like cleaning that up, and you get two positions of your choice but I'm not doing more than that because I've been working all day and my back hurts. Oh, and if I'm blowing you at all we're both going to be lying down on the bed because I'm not getting on my knees on a hardwood floor after the fucking day I had"

 

[kiwifails]

No woman dresses up like a cat. A GIRL will, but no woman. That's why you see all these cute little 20-year-olds doing it on tik tok. Because they're stupid and perky and life hasn't ruined them yet.

A woman in her 40s especially an Asian one will fucking negotiate sex with you. It's like you're cutting a deal with the prosecutor.

"Okay, so it's settled... you can have 15 minutes of foreplay but 5 minutes of it has to be eating my pussy (with my verbal guidance), the sex has to last at least 5 minutes but no longer than 30, come IN me not ON me I don't feel like cleaning that up, and you get two positions of your choice but I'm not doing more than that because I've been working all day and my back hurts. Oh, and if I'm blowing you at all we're both going to be lying down on the bed because I'm not getting on my knees on a hardwood floor after the fucking day I had"

Get a better hole
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[Jack]

Get a better hole

But I love this one.

 

[kiwifails]

But I love this one.

Try bribery then

 

[Jack]

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Try bribery then

Now that might work.

"Put these cat ears on"

"No"

"...money"

"...............meow"

 

[kiwifails]

Now that might work.

"Put these cat ears on"

"No"

"...money"

"...............meow"

Exactly money is green like catnip

 

[Gore San]

Wait what was the thread about?

I just meant in general. Remember how he used to sticker sperg at me? Good times. It wasn't any thread in particular.

You heard what the CCP did to the Muslims there, right?

The point wasn't those two groups are compatible with eachother it was that they are incompatible with any other groups even their own people, so that just reinforces my point that they are on the shit list lmao.

 

[Jack]

I just meant in general. Remember how he used to sticker sperg at me? Good times. It wasn't any thread in particular.

I can't hockey temper online anymore when I drink too much. My wife hides my phone when I get fucked up now lol.

 

[kiwifails]

I just meant in general. Remember how he used to sticker sperg at me? Good times. It wasn't any thread in particular.

Yeah it's been quite lately

The point wasn't those two groups are compatible with eachother it was that they are incompatible with any other groups even their own people, so that just reinforces my point that they are on the shit list lmao.

Back to the thread discussion, women I would plant my flag in

Maybe a Mexican?

 

[Jack]

Back woman I would plant my flag on outside my race

I reread this several times and I still feel like I'm having a stroke.

 

[kiwifails]

I reread this several times and I still feel like I'm having a stroke.

I could not type for shit yesterday.

 

[Jack]

I could not type for shit yesterday.

My talk to text does that. It constantly goes into business for itself.

 

[Frosty Fetus]

Aboriginal. 90% of the time their suffering from male pattern baldness and have more facial hair than I do.

 

[Gore San]

Brazilians because they are annoying about Brazil.

 

[Jack]

Brazilians because they are annoying about Brazil.

They even pronounce it "Bra-Sill". Fucking fags, learn how to Z.