No, but Miracle Whip is.
So much effort to try and recreate nature's perfection. Miracle Whip is the tranny of condiments.
Also, any restaurant that puts the words "garlic aioli" on their menu is a lolcow.
For starters, aioli is an Italian portmanteau of the words for garlic+oil, so it's redundant. But the bigger issue, the pretentious niggers running most restaurants are just putting garlic powder into off brand mayonnaise. Then they have the gall to charge nearly $20 for a burger that came out of a package, all while expecting you to pay their FoH workers salaries otherwise you're somehow a bad person.
Like have you ever known a server or bartender that wasn't an entitled crybaby? They consider it a bad night if they don't walk away with a tax-free $200 for the 6 hours of "work" they did. They write notes, hit buttons, carry plates, refill drinks and roll silverware, that's it, but they absolutely deserve to shame you into paying a 20% surcharge on top of the price gouging you just endured for the pleasure of them try upselling you and saving you the trouble of waddling your ass over to claim your food and dispense your own water. These people who can't be replaced by automation fast enough are almost always socialists, yet the vast majority will not allow their cash tips to be taxed at the end of the night.
Fuck restaurant owners, fuck servers and fuck "garlic aioli". All lolcows
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