Some design ideas for merchandise:
A circle of Kiwi birds doing a happy dance around a giant Onion.
A victorious onion with a naughty kiwi bird bent over his knee giving the kiwi bird a good spanking.
Delicious Onion Soup with a smiling onion in a soup bowl.
A victorious onion riding a kiwi bird like a cowboy riding a horse with the kiwi reeeeing.
A kiwi and onion in bed snuggling each other.
A circle of Kiwi birds doing a happy dance around a giant Onion.
A victorious onion with a naughty kiwi bird bent over his knee giving the kiwi bird a good spanking.
Delicious Onion Soup with a smiling onion in a soup bowl.
A victorious onion riding a kiwi bird like a cowboy riding a horse with the kiwi reeeeing.
A kiwi and onion in bed snuggling each other.