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Probably the most narcissistic blog I’ve ever made, but being nice feels damn good, man. It’s a total ego jerk off for me but it just feels good knowing I did a good thing, that I brightened someone’s day.

Was at college and due to some retarded screw up, apparently class was cancelled. So I’m sitting in there drinking an energy drink and this older Indian lady is just sitting there like “:(“ confused on… The fuck does she do now? I go up to her and offer to walk her to the dean’s office so she can get a different class before enrollment’s due.

I know it’s basic human decency but I’m still sitting back smug like “Ya. I did that. I’m kiiiinda just really awesome and cool like that.”

Speaking of which, apparently my college is starting a BSU. I’m thinking of joining purely cause they said they have free food and I’m a fat ass.
 
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Most men in their 30s like being useful and nurturing to their spouse kids and communities. The fact you'd rather be a misanthropic piece of shit means you're smarter and cooler than all those other guys, right?
Pot meet kettle. Why do you enjoy being an asshole then? You don't have a spouse or kids and your community hates you.
 
You're not my spouse or I would have strangled you to death by now, you're not my kid or I would have drowned you in a bathtub by now, and you're not even in my state let alone local community or I would have burned your house down with toxic home made napalm by now. These are all hypotheticals and not legally threats, because you're not any of those things. But feel free to take it however you want anyway because I know you will. Being an asshole to random people on the internet is a global pass time. That is why you do it, so what does that say about you? You're no better than me when it comes to this. So you're probably in fact worse. Because I treat people that matter to me fine and treat you and your ilk like the dirt you are.
 
You're not my spouse or I would have strangled you to death by now, you're not my kid or I would have drowned you in a bathtub by now, and you're not even in my state let alone local community or I would have burned your house down with toxic home made napalm by now. These are all hypotheticals and not legally threats, because you're not any of those things. But feel free to take it however you want anyway because I know you will. Being an asshole to random people on the internet is a global pass time. That is why you do it, so what does that say about you? You're no better than me when it comes to this. So you're probably in fact worse. Because I treat people that matter to me fine and treat you and your ilk like the dirt you are.
Lol you are a child abusing racist and I didn't read any of that
 
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