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How do you like to eat your onions?

Crimson Fucker

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An Onion Among Onions
Do you prefer them cooked or raw? How do you prepare them? Do you prefer it with or without the husk? I like to pick off and eat the husk then cut it with a spoon while standing directly over it with my eyes very close so the fumes directly hit my eyes. Then I crush it with my bare hands adding salt and lemon juice and rub my eyes immediately after without washing them. I then hollow out another onion and add the mixture to the inside and eat it like an apple with the skin on. The part I hollowed out I crush up the same way with salt and lemon juice but inject it into my bloodstream. Started growing onions out of my hair. I am becoming an onion farm.
 
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