having scalp hair is hell

[MylarBalloon123]

I shave my head twice within 24 hours because having hair gives me sensory overload. I hate the way hair feels on my scalp and I don't like the way I look with hair either, I started to shave my head first time in 2009 and I liked the freedom of being bald. the same thing with beard I shave it all off and only leave my soul patch under my lip alone. having a full beard would give me sensory overload like scalp hair. I also find men with full beards to look stupid and conformist. I prefer the clean shaved look of the 2000s and wear small narrow glasses to complete the 2000s look, I have had this look for 10 years now. I don't get why people like hair so much.

 

[BittersweetSymphonyBittersweetSymphony is verified member.]

I understand. To me, having wet hair is sensory overload for me. I don't like being a walking rain forest. I often avoid washing it because of it.

 

[IKOL]

Pour bleach into mylar baloon
Put it on your head
Sip what's gonna leak
...
???!!!
PROFIT!

NOW Kobain yourself you miserable baloon fucker.

 

[Gore San]

Never thought I would see someone want a receding hairline.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

I prefer the clean shaved look of the 2000s and wear small narrow glasses

Imagine my shock

 

[MylarBalloon123]

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that's a cool looking guy. but my 2000s glasses are made of a metal frame. I hate 2010s 2020s hipster look. big oversized glasses and full beards are stupid.

 

[MylarBalloon123]

I understand. To me, having wet hair is sensory overload for me. I don't like being a walking rain forest. I often avoid washing it because of it.

I prefer to get rid of all sensory input by using my Andis Profoil shaver and shave it all off.

 

[Gore San]

A wet pussy would be sensory overload for you that's why you fuck balloons.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

that's a cool looking guy.

That's Subway Jared, a convicted child molester

 

[mtil]

if jared had stuck to mylarlingus his aesthetic would have taken off tbh

 

[mtil]

lmao is this real? wtf i love the niggs now

 

[BittersweetSymphonyBittersweetSymphony is verified member.]

I prefer to get rid of all sensory input by using my Andis Profoil shaver and shave it all off.

Yeah, some thing really do make us uncomfortable. Walking with hair wet in a dry environment really is like pouring molten lava or liquid nitrogen on my scalp.

A wet pussy would be sensory overload for you that's why you fuck balloons.

Not that anyone should do this to anyone (including you), but would being skinned alive and submerged in cooking oil be sensory overload? The lack of empathy is just outrageous. There are some people with weak butterfly skin, it would be unthinkable to tell people to live with it.

 

[Gore San]

Yeah, some thing really do make us uncomfortable. Walking with hair wet in a dry environment really is like pouring molten lava or liquid nitrogen on my scalp.

Not that anyone should do this to anyone (including you), but would being skinned alive and submerged in cooking oil be sensory overload? The lack of empathy is just outrageous. There are some people with weak butterfly skin, it would be unthinkable to tell people to live with it.

Guess what? They have 3 option, live with it, become a Canadian citizen and ask to be put down, or kill themselves the old fashioned way. No amount of empathy is going to magically cure their glass bones and paper skin breaking their arms every morning and legs every night. And comparing your autistic inability to handle wet hair is not the same as what you just described to me. So no, I don't feel bad. Just like you don't feel bad about pinching your inch to badly drawn limbless children.

 

[MylarBalloon123]

Yeah, some thing really do make us uncomfortable. Walking with hair wet in a dry environment really is like pouring molten lava or liquid nitrogen on my scalp.

Not that anyone should do this to anyone (including you), but would being skinned alive and submerged in cooking oil be sensory overload? The lack of empathy is just outrageous. There are some people with weak butterfly skin, it would be unthinkable to tell people to live with it.

cold air and ventilation and old drafty windows are uncomfortable too. I hate it when cold air touch my skin.

 

[BittersweetSymphonyBittersweetSymphony is verified member.]

cold air and ventilation and old drafty windows are uncomfortable too. I hate it when cold air touch my skin.

I don't blame you. Cold air is harsh. It's especially worse when getting wet in the cold.

Guess what? They have 3 option, live with it, become a Canadian citizen and ask to be put down, or kill themselves the old fashioned way. No amount of empathy is going to magically cure their glass bones and paper skin breaking their arms every morning and legs every night. And comparing your autistic inability to handle wet hair is not the same as what you just described to me. So no, I don't feel bad. Just like you don't feel bad about pinching your inch to badly drawn limbless children.

You're just too funny. I fucking love you for being so dumb funny.