Fellow incels, come console me.

Freya

Freya

Freya and her familia raided and destroyed the Ishtar familia
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I thought of myself as asexual for most of my life. Recently, I've decided to try and loose my virginity and see what all the fuss about sex is about. I mean, maybe I'm just scared of sex not really asexual. Well, I hopped on a dating app called OkCupid and wow, things are much harder than I originally thought. First, there are all these women in bikinis or showing way too much cleavage. I couldn't stoop to having sex with such scantily clad women, I mean, get some morals, hello? Second, there are all these ugly women. I mean, you don't have to be a 9 or 10 but seriously these people should hide their faces when out in public. Obviously I can't have sex with them. Finally, there are these cute women, usually believe in God, they're pictures are all fully clothed. Sometimes, they only have headshots uploaded. How can I tell if I want to have sex with them if they don't show me their body?

I want to see tits! But all these sluts posting their tits online are whores! All the wholesome girls don't show tits! If I was president, I'd legally mandate all women to walk around naked. I seriously just want pussy!
 
The Gays From LA

The Gays From LA

The Gays From LA Took My K.Flay Away
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You gotta listen to Ethan/Laughing Daiymo, incel: "If you want to be loved, be lovable."

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Freya

Freya

Freya and her familia raided and destroyed the Ishtar familia
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I read that twice, I still don't understand what he's on about. Incel logic hurts my head.
 
Freya

Freya

Freya and her familia raided and destroyed the Ishtar familia
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I hate all these women telling men to wash their penis and butt. I seriously can't think of a more gay act than touching a penis, even if it's your own. Touching your penis when peeing can be understandable but really you should leave it uncontrolled to pee where it wants. I can't imagine lubing my hand up with soap to rub up and down my penis. That's fucking gay! I'm not trying to funnel ball sacks like some faggot ass. I've seen plenty of gay porn with some dude who's got is hand shoved his cheeks. I'm not about to reach deep between my cheeks to fucking rub my butt hole with soap. Fuck off with that faggot shit!
 
Crimson Fucker

Crimson Fucker

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Freya said:
I hate all these women telling men to wash their penis and butt. I seriously can't think of a more gay act than touching a penis, even if it's your own. Touching your penis when peeing can be understandable but really you should leave it uncontrolled to pee where it wants. I can't imagine lubing my hand up with soap to rub up and down my penis. That's fucking gay! I'm not trying to funnel ball sacks like some faggot ass. I've seen plenty of gay porn with some dude who's got is hand shoved his cheeks. I'm not about to reach deep between my cheeks to fucking rub my butt hole with soap. Fuck off with that faggot shit!
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Where did you get this copy pasta? LMFAO
 
BurnerAccount333

BurnerAccount333

Straightest Gay
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The Gays From LA said:
You gotta listen to Ethan/Laughing Daiymo, incel: "If you want to be loved, be lovable."

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There are three things I usually tell people who want a girlfriend, which covers every point he tried making.
It has surprisingly worked every time.
  • No matter how autistic you are there's a girl out there that is probably worse.
  • Be socially experienced enough to not be a complete lunatic.
  • Be lucky, and bee yourself.
Freya said:
I read that twice, I still don't understand what he's on about. Incel logic hurts my head.
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He's making the following points.
  1. Have basic standards that you decide.
  2. You have to accept not every person you find will be a perfect being, you have to take the bad with the good.
  3. If your politics push away all woman then your politics are to blame, not woman.
    (Basically if you can't find a girl to date when there are literal women that unironically do want their sex to be nothing more than mere breeding stock then probably your politics are to blame.)
  4. Just like every other ideological day of rope: The incel revolution won't happen.
  5. If you want to be loved just be lovable
 
Freya

Freya

Freya and her familia raided and destroyed the Ishtar familia
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Crimson Fucker said:
I tried to google it and was worried you were serious when i couldn't find it.
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What? I mean, I really did make it. I like ironic incel posting to point out their ill ways.
 
BurnerAccount333

BurnerAccount333

Straightest Gay
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Freya said:
Any fellow incels thinking about taking the gay pill? Women are always so mean to guys, they don't bring anything to the table except vaginal sex but they rarely put out. Gay guys always seem so happy but it's kinda gay to be gay. IDK
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Any fellow incels thinking about the trap pill?
You know I was straight for awhile too, I still am, but I decided against dating women because they're all terrible now.
So I started dating a trap.

Every thing I could want from a women I can get from a cute trap, and he can't get pregnant, so I can rail my girlfriend(male) and call him a cute girl because he'll always be more of a woman than actual women.

/pol/ told me this, and /pol/ is always right.
I mean let's just think about it.
  1. They can't cook.
  2. They can't clean.
  3. They're all money obsessed
  4. They're inherently evil
  5. They're all obsessed with true-crime
  6. They're all hags that have a K/D ratio that puts CoD players to shame.
  7. They're all emotionally immature
  8. They're all ugly
  9. All white girls fuck dogs
Really did I even have a choice?
 
Freya

Freya

Freya and her familia raided and destroyed the Ishtar familia
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BurnerAccount333 said:
Any fellow incels thinking about the trap pill?
You know I was straight for awhile too, I still am, but I decided against dating women because they're all terrible now.
So I started dating a trap.

Every thing I could want from a women I can get from a cute trap, and he can't get pregnant, so I can rail my girlfriend(male) and call him a cute girl because he'll always be more of a woman than actual women.

/pol/ told me this, and /pol/ is always right.
I mean let's just think about it.
  1. They can't cook.
  2. They can't clean.
  3. They're all money obsessed
  4. They're inherently evil
  5. They're all obsessed with true-crime
  6. They're all hags that have a K/D ratio that puts CoD players to shame.
  7. They're all emotionally immature
  8. They're all ugly
  9. All white girls fuck dogs
Really did I even have a choice?
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Very strong case you have. I see you're also capable of critical thinking. I do believe a boy or femboy is the best option given the current state of things.
 
Freya

Freya

Freya and her familia raided and destroyed the Ishtar familia
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Bros, this is bullshit. All these gay guys have super high standards just like women. They won't date a balding, incel manlet like me. I'm not even being hypocritical, I literally have no standards. I'd actually fuck anything with a hole. Why can't I find someone with no standards like me. Fucking bullshit life.
 
Freya

Freya

Freya and her familia raided and destroyed the Ishtar familia
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Ok, turns out the trans girls are really easy, especially the ones from third world countries or the ones with STDs. I started talking to a cute Filipina trans girl with HIV. Now I just need to figure out how to get enough money to travel there. I only get $30/mo in disability and mommy's tendies cost $26/mo. It's literally going to take me decades to save up enough to fuck my trans gf's bussy.
 
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