Muh Autism Favorite weird movie quotes

[Jack]

You have to post your favorite movie quotes here, but they have to sound weird as fuck and you can't give them any context. I'll go first.

"Well, that would explain the human circumcised dick... and why you were running for your life from it"

 

[polonium]

"put him in a straight jacket and give him an enema"

 

[Jack]

"I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfucking thing."

 

[kiwifails]

Shut up hamburger!