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Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow

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What is it that Elaine is being censored over, eh?
She admits to having a personality disorder, tho...
THere is only one HQ, the original...
All other HQs are Pick-Me-Ninnies, no more, no less. Arleen Sorkin btw.
Elaine is seriously deluded if she thinks some rice nibbler business man is going to pay her for anything... not like Kia Stevens.
Wot content? She doesn't YT since a tranny bullied her
Sam and the broom both seem to be thin skinned faggots that would get PO'd at the drop of a hat.
The dude is creepy and has ulterior motives. D'uh. Also: Elaine thinks Plodwinson is creepier than Vordrak...
Yeah, ok... Elaine thinks that ADHD people (her) are actually really smart, smarter than you, but accepts that she acts like a tard.
 
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Mandate? Shurely it means moderate...
"Feelings... nothing more than... feelings... tryna forget my feelings... of love
Elaine makes it about herself... banned from Onion Farms... yeah, it's like the Catholic Church and Galileo, innit.
"Tear drops... rolling..."
 
After gloat squitting the times she got blocked... does Elaine admit she was harassing people?
Remember when Asexual meant "(of reproduction) not involving the fusion of gametes"?
Ooooooor... nobody believes you are asexual, because you were thirsting after Plodwinson, until he ghosted you, and you went all femcel (again). If you have low libido, is because you have a shit diet, sit on your arse all day, and fap too much. Oh and smack too.
Obvious troll account. However, the word virgin could be translated as just very young. You know Catholics, tho...
E-lame soliciting fap material.
Clout chasing Elaine throwing rocks, from the comfort of her glasshouse.
Beef Curtains Elaine is upset at people making jokes about her cunt... after posting it for everyone to see.
 
Talking about Grossly. I guess she can't stand the sound of her own voice.
You Shermans won't understand how common as muck E-lame is by admitting to eating FR. It's like the Lambrini of Chocs (crap that thick, not rich bint think is classy)
Cue Upper Class Twit of the Year skit...
Bet she's never heard Frank Gallop.
As a child, Elaine had no social skills, and sounded like a mong... Plus ca change...
Asexual Elaine there.
Own it, that's the best thing.
Elaine thinks that sharing underage nudes is a jailable offence. She'll be talking to Gunt about it...
Wacko conspiracy theories? You got bullied off YT by a troon. Plus you're lazy, and thick so can only do low ball stuff like the Flaming Gaymo.
Enemies. I wonder if she includes the Chicken Joint girls who scream abuse at her when she gallumps past them.
Elaine. No job. No BF. No class.
 
Wouldn't it be funny if Elaine wasn't the most boring person on the planet?
 
"Am I full retard, or..."
What do you think?
"I was only pretending to be retarded"
Elaine really looking like a skag head
Fellow smack head saying that E-lame "riles up the right people". btw, all the people she mentioned... not as unpopular as E-lame. As about as popular as a fire at an orphanage.
 
Elaine... who ruined her own life by "leaking" her porn, there.
E-lame's YT channel...
THe character is actually quite sporty, acrobat shit n that. I've only seen the Animated Series (where she first appeared) and Suicide Squad, but I'm not aware of any scene with her crying over how Chris Chan is allowed to fuck his Mum, blah blah blah.
Again, I watched Mrs Eddie Monsoon's sit com... It's claimed by Lynne Franks to be based on her life, tho, I don't think Saunders would agree. However, Franks life is similar to the main character, and indeed there is a strong similarity between Franks and Monsoon. Elaine is more similar to Patsy. WHo is a drug addled viper... only she was a model. Something Elaine will never be.
Elaine complains that she has to put up with people pointing out she's full of shit and needs to log off.
 
Elaine and her runny bottom. C'mon. Cinnamon is a spice. Disclaimer: Cinnamon is pretty dangerous, don't consume it raw like Ash Williams.
Emp is always rolling, Bob.
Nobody likes Elaine is the real reason
"Mr Gondola... are you aware of an Elaine Miller... she is the e-beard for... (checks clip board) a Mr Plodwinson"
"Ay carumba! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"Hey, it's just all jokes..." A little too little, too late for some.
Many a true word spoken in jest. You have no idea how many Tulisa types want to play the knock out game with Elaine...
Elaine being compared to a SST bug.
Elaine puking her guts up, there. X on the work, unless she's been at the kerb crawlers again.
And the dog ate her homework too, Miss...
Elaine. Look at a tree, like stand about 6" from the tree, then close your eyes. Now do a head butt motion forward. That will answer your question. Equally, walk into the main road during the school run... with your eyes closed.
What Elaine likes to think men do. Probably because her Dad is a screaming mincer.
 
Elaine has been to Poundland
You r boss? The Armenian taxi driver with £20 note, slowing down to ask you for "directions"
Elaine is suffering from a touch of the Ventis
Elaine has problems reading more than a few words.
 
Men breathe collective sigh of relief... and it looks like she's losing simps like she's losing her looks
Is Chuckle-head fighting one, oooorrrrrr...
1. Elaine looks like a Deadite if Deadites did N-dub bints. 2. No advice you give PPP on diets is going to be taken seriously, see previous point: You aren't much healthier, tbf. And PPP isn't going to live past 44, because... esoteric comedy reasons.
It's not Elaine's fault she keeps simping for nonces, it's just... she's... like... catnip to them???
Very few people watch her streams, and no one ever has said they like them, unless it's "Ker-rist, you are a laughable excuse for a human being". She is right about being a loser
I know it's not a secret... but Ozzy has a porn addiction (going back to the mid 70s) just like Elaine. And Ozzy has been known to get his bum out...
Face mask... but not covid related... that means she wants to hide her mouth... either teeth or herpes flare up. Maybe both.
 
Plodwinson...? Oh yes, the other dead man...
Showing up at Biden's with a bomb would result in Gitmo Bay Vacationing. With joshy and stuporfied sausage munching Hun... it was more... Quiet... y'know?
Insomia= Drinking too much soda, staring too much at screen. And by meetings, she means signing on.
Bit of projection from Elaine.
Elaine, they mean you should just log off...
Elaine copes about being a retard... It's so dumb... all "People say this..." lists facts about her then "But other people say..." says things that only she has said. She got to talk about herself, it's the only thing she really likes doing. Not so much troons who BTFO E-lame. Still on Lidl Drip's dick. Still being ghosted by Plodwinson.
 
maybe one day someone will believe her bs..
Seems like Elaine has been closer to fucking kids herself and keeps a menagerie of pedophiles as well.

Accusations are always admissions when there is no hard evidence to back it up. Thankfully Elaine provides proof she's the real pedo each and every day.
 
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