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Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow

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lamey admits she's hit the wall. This is the talk of women who hit the wall. This is why she hasn't shown her face for months.
Her parents didn't give her the money she wanted. Downs bads
Finally what? Gunt is bitter that he thinks that Vito is fucking kids, and he only got to crack one off to a pic of soph. "Sick of giving people a pass..." Is gunt this desperate, that he's hoping lamey mentioning him on her comtab will relaunch his career?
We don't have to ask you, you got banned AGAIN. Why not stream on YT? What a manic pixie dreambint... YKWIM?
lamey thinks that "ironic and/or satirical" nonces are great, and she's fine with the monkey torture (indicator of a certain psychological disorder).
 
Jobless NEET is a tautology. lamey will soon run out of friends and family to mooch off of.
The kwiffar are also known to ARCHIVE EVERYTHING. Which is, in fact, wot lidl did dun.
 
"Utilise the report button". Yeah, sure.
You could just stop confessing, and hanging round the people who also confess to these crimes. jk. We know that's never going to happen milky moo.
lamey, who has a pathological aversion to taking responsibility for her actions, spends the day f5in' her thread. As for the CSAM of JT... did you share it with a minor, yet?
Haven't used this one yet...
 
Effect. Not syndrome. We know who her parents are. Her Dad was living vicariously through lamey, pushing her to do competitive running (with boys), and the cooking thing (very popular BBC lead internet grift). He's the one who put her on the Net. Like a stage Mother, who only cares about the kids, as long as the kid is getting them what they want. That's why she is the way she is. Obsessed with Internet Fame, and unsuitable male company. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
lidl thinks you're lying. It's much more feasible that you have an eating disorder. See my previous, and accurate, comment.
That's a year older than the age given if you google it. Plus, it was normal then, and it never happened anyway. Or at least, there is no credible evidence of it happening. The age of Mary (or Joe, which is never discussed) isn't really the "problematic" part of The Greatest Story Ever Told.
lamey admits to distributing malware. I wonder if Sham put her up to this. He admitting that some hacking is good. And he thinks that what lamey does is great research.
"In fact, I put it to you, it was YOU who was pretendin' to be retarded!"
 
lamey is feeling all Rainy days and Mondays...
We've been through this before...
It's a cope you've used, lamey.
If you call lamey a liar (because of the embarrassment of porkies she tells), her mental health will suffer... kinda asking for this...
Like she left, she's still mooching off of them. They just don't want to deal with her shit anymore.
Love this album.... and SUFFAH NUTTAH WHORSE!
 
Released from the Phantom Zone...
Small vitories.
Still P'boro Paki Puncher in my book.
SOmething esoteric for lamey... the 29th.
 
It's creepier still, when you know she posts on Shitterly Farms.
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lamey admits that her 'rents still get shit from the kwiffar. And Sham just sits there.
Correct answer: Harlem Globe Trotters. jk, lamey. We both know you are too scared to have real sex.

Most women would take it as a compliment... lamey wants something Indian Giver style. Unless she's been trying to fare dodge and try and get the junior fare on public transport.
Some Ugandan ticket collector? Oh, and Mr Hilter was off his bonce on meth, and was a nonce. lamey's kinda daddy.
You know it's dani's socks. On whatever forum he chooses to mog you on. Fuh Shame lamey, getting mogged by the male version of you.

She claims to have lidl's dox. It's meant to be some bint from Canada. Not Slatz.
 
She claims to have lidl's dox. It's meant to be some bint from Canada. Not Slatz.
Looks like fake news
 
lamey not sure if the person is street legal... so she posts the pic, with fat slut... Another day, another rake stepped on.

lamey denies, the world presses X.
No. It was Spammy getting banned.
E-lame is ironing board. And jel.

lamey has been proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, to be thick as mince. "Group think" The crowds laughing at her.
joshy isn't really like Tate, as Tate knew his Dad. And joshy didn't bum his bother as a kid. You know it happened.
If that's what you believe, lamey...
It's going to be a bit different... it's about Emp... classic dinny moo moment.
 
"I’ve been spending the past year putting together a massive interview list of Lolcows & will put Null out of a job."
Flash back to the cringe that was the Pisswinson stream. Is she trying to rebrand as the new Stardust? lamey is much too thin skinned to do a job like that. And flat chested. Even Starzy (make it stick, you know why) could out debatebros lamey. Plus, Starzy knows she doesn't have that much to say, and will happily let a guest fill the void. lamey can't do that. She's dullsville AND wants you to know.

Stardust, in every conceivable metric, is better than lamey.

New squitter.
 
She's goin' bald!
She means she read it on Shithouse Farms. Wonder if Sham thinks they do great research...
tbf, it's the thread and joshy she's mostly obsessed with.
joshy manages the most cringe squit. If he wanted kids to be inspired to do anything, it would be to school up a school. SOmething the broom would love to do, but is too fat and scared.
"Acid was cringe, a weirdo and an absolute embarrassment in 764..." That could be lamey. Apart from her only connection to 764 LARPing with actual self admitted nonces. FOr research purposes.
No shit Sherlock. Just like lamey deleting comments.
lamey is too uncouth, and weljel of Bx, to make an Eraserhead joke, about how fucked up that bird is.
Squitter is cringe, tho.
This isn't the way things played out. You can check her Commie Farms thread.
Only one voice can make lamey top herself... and top herself... until she's dead.
lamey (who stinks of cat piss) tells on herself and her abandonment issues. And she's on the dole.
They are called Butt. And it's in Licking. C'mon.
Lot of them, tho. And they could probably dox you and your nonce friends pdq. Then what would you have. One of your abuser friends, they got dox'd. Remember that?
How about the bint clout chasing them...?
Ok... lamey... (opens tab for Bandmix... hmmmm, The E-lame Miller Retaliation is looking for...)
Yes. You could do that. Go on...
lamey is friends with multiple nonces... why can't spwate simp for her, huh?
It's like she's never been away.
lamey can't produce bint videos, for dirty old men. Her freedumb to peach is being harmbed.
 
She's suspended from Squitter, to no one's shock.
Phoney. They mean big fat phoney.
Shitecoin.
Can't even get a blue tick. She broke.
 
Aight I aint reading all that shit for a schizo bitch that looks like the rake. Give me the TLDR on who they are and why I should care.

No, posting a thread here because they wouldn’t have sex with you is not a valid reason.

homo thread

I don't care about any of this

I mostly like threads with hot chicks. Aside from that, this is a fail thread. Elaine is fairly attractive, but the only thing interesting about her is that Josh is so obsessed he made the obvious LIDL Drip sock to tsundere over her.
@Catministrator What. Is. This. AUTISM?

This thread. For the last two pages is just one poster, @Nektar Geist, screaming his autism into the void with occasional posts from moderators setting off another tide of unfunny autistic posts. I'm pretty sure LOLcow is meant to have LOLs.

Please put it out of its misery or thread ban Nektar.
 
Reason: Nektar is an autist.
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@Catministrator What. Is. This. AUTISM?

This thread. For the last two pages is just one poster, @Nektar Geist, screaming his autism into the void with occasional posts from moderators setting off another tide of unfunny autistic posts. I'm pretty sure LOLcow is meant to have LOLs.

Please put it out of its misery or thread ban Nektar.
He's regularly contributing information to this thread. I see no issue with this
 
He's regularly contributing information to this thread. I see no issue with this
Fuck off. @Nektar Geist is a troll. I came here only to talk about a person called Sonia Poulton who's a car crash journalist who keeps trying to free guilty people from prison here in the UK. Then @Nektar Geist immediately accused me of being a sock, most likely of this person Elaine, which is the only reason I looked at this thread. I don't see why anyone would care about this.

All I can see in this thread is reposts of every last little action of a young woman no matter how trivial. That's not satire, or funny that's just obsessive stalking. She's not ugly. She's not a super-model. She's not famous. I gather from the thread that she might have a rich family. Her tweets aren't ridiculous. She's not a public figure. There are five to one ratio of posts by @Nektar Geist to anyone else because no one cares.

If @Catministrator wants to attract people to this site then he needs to reign in people like @Nektar Geist, who will drive people away.
Please put it out of its misery or thread ban Nektar.
I don't care if you delete the thread, but @Nektar Geist should be banned. Not just thread banned. Banned.
 
Fuck off. @Nektar Geist is a troll. I came here only to talk about a person called Sonia Poulton who's a car crash journalist who keeps trying to free guilty people from prison here in the UK. Then @Nektar Geist immediately accused me of being a sock, most likely of this person Elaine, which is the only reason I looked at this thread. I don't see why anyone would care about this.

All I can see in this thread is reposts of every last little action of a young woman no matter how trivial. That's not satire, or funny that's just obsessive stalking. She's not ugly. She's not a super-model. She's not famous. I gather from the thread that she might have a rich family. Her tweets aren't ridiculous. She's not a public figure. There are five to one ratio of posts by @Nektar Geist to anyone else because no one cares.

If @Catministrator wants to attract people to this site then he needs to reign in people like @Nektar Geist, who will drive people away.

I don't care if you delete the thread, but @Nektar Geist should be banned. Not just thread banned. Banned.
He stays.
 
Fuck off. @Nektar Geist is a troll. I came here only to talk about a person called Sonia Poulton who's a car crash journalist who keeps trying to free guilty people from prison here in the UK. Then @Nektar Geist immediately accused me of being a sock, most likely of this person Elaine, which is the only reason I looked at this thread. I don't see why anyone would care about this
I have cleaned this discussion up and will be closely monitoring it moving forward. Should you have any relevant contributions to post.
All I can see in this thread is reposts of every last little action of a young woman no matter how trivial. That's not satire, or funny that's just obsessive stalking. She's not ugly. She's not a super-model. She's not famous. I gather from the thread that she might have a rich family. Her tweets aren't ridiculous. She's not a public figure. There are five to one ratio of posts by @Nektar Geist to anyone else because no one cares.
I mean you could make yourself less obvious.
If @Catministrator wants to attract people to this site then he needs to reign in people like @Nektar Geist, who will drive people away.
Your suggestions will be noted.
I don't care if you delete the thread, but @Nektar Geist should be banned. Not just thread banned. Bannedfarms
We do not randomly ban people on onionfarms over minor disputes and petty differences
 
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