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Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow

General Prefix for people in the Sektur but unsure where to place them
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This spoilered pic captures the true E-lame
They is in Plate Gang... therefore wrong.
Daily reminder that Elaine shared noodz (with CP, her own words) with a minor.

Less than 8hrs sleep... at her age. She knows what it'll do to her. You can already see it, in her skin, her wob eye, and you can tell from the slow cognitive decline. She's speed running Ash Decent Into Madness Turbo Mode.

@Empresa she's accusing you... again. But telling on herself.
 
No quarter! Scorched earth! Bro! Can't we! NOT! C'mon DN is a joke, he's like Cowboy but more cringe.
Look you fucking nonce. It's hilarious you would post shit like this about me and still not take me seriously. That's Bryan confirming I called CPS on dark ninja want more proof?

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This detective certainly took it seriously when I emailed them about DN being a nonce here's a clip of me proving it was me too since I know fail doxers and plate wannabes like you will claim any delusional takes to say I wasn't behind CPS showing up to dark ninjas house
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Your on my list Nektar nonce and you can ask people like Dark Ninja what happens when you fuck with trollcow. 💅🤭
 
Elaine wants us to believe that she is an innovator/skilled worker...
"Self-medication" is the cope junkies use for their habit.
As none of her "enemies" (ie alawgs mocking her bintery) are interested in her dying, it is more likely that she will kill herself. However, getting hit by a car because she wandered into the road without looking is much more likely. As is getting stabbed to death by random member of Londons diverse community.
Doctors said she was smart. Pressing X
 
Probably still smoking blue lotus
If Elaine has been prescribed actual SSRAs, it would be something to see her on the inevitable mixing of booze, THC vape and pills stream. It'll totally fuck her mind, you've seen what it did to Gunt.
Anyway, back to mocking E-lame

Uh oh Spugheddiozzzzz
I thought he meant Botham. Elaine is in her "Wymbyms, oppression, deepfakes, etc" part of her NPC like program.
Elaine plans to do something the Kwiffar themselves could not do. And she doesn't know what day it is (psychosis there buddy)
It's really all about Elaine and her thread. Elaine if it wasn't for this thread, you'd have a massive hole in you day/night, a void that you might find yourself filling with something more constructive than squitting and dincording. And you don't want to do that. You said that you'd never mention this sites name again, but you can't help yourself
C'mon, I make fun of your objectively dumb takes, dumb even for an N-Dub bint like you, I mean, you make Tulisa look like Clare Fox (golf club lesbian).
 
lol wut? Indeed. Does anyone know what this is about? She's been hassling him over shit. What's this hacked info?
There was this awhile back, ryan doesn't squit much, sep 14th
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Remember, this is info I posted on here before someone handed it to Elaine. I don't think this is it.

From this convo...
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It seems Elaine is trying to grift some free bunce... but what is she claiming to have hacked? Who is this "she"? Grabbleraine.
Further the Dark Ninja bobbins
Pressing X on the petty.
More playground spats
Elaine admits she just repeats what info is given to her. Uses a bit of sophistry as well.
Elaine, your parents didn't forget. Perhaps "y'all" aren't making a tit out of themselves on the Squitter. Side note, the gift is from a Dad to a son. Is Elaine one of those daughters who had a Dad who wanted a son? It makes a lot of sense.
 
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Look you fucking nonce. It's hilarious you would post shit like this about me and still not take me seriously. That's Bryan confirming I called CPS on dark ninja want more proof?
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This detective certainly took it seriously when I emailed them about DN being a nonce here's a clip of me proving it was me too since I know fail doxers and plate wannabes like you will claim any delusional takes to say I wasn't behind CPS showing up to dark ninjas house

Your on my list Nektar nonce and you can ask people like Dark Ninja what happens when you fuck with trollcow. 💅🤭
WAIT WAIT WAIT! THAT ISN'T KALI LINUX! THE ONLY OPERATING SYSTEM USED BY ELITE HACKERS LIKE ELAINE! SHAMEFURR DISPRAY!
 
They WERE a fan account. But Elaine fucked them off. Story. Of. Her. Life.
TBH, Dunnce and E-lame. Drop me Aahhtt.
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Gunt there with the science droppin'.
Elaine forgets her accouncement that she said she was addicted to Codeine.
Bennys. Gonna fuck you up. She could sleep at any moment...?
"Who you guna believe? Me or yo lyin' eyes?"
Well. It's gone 5am. She isn't doing anything of merit...
Forge gang? I vaguely remember them from the Penguin videos. All the stuff you need to know is already out there. Forge probably mean "I checked the OF thread"
TBF I can't see much of a drop in her usual squit quality. THat's her "work". Getting high and staying up all night to skitzopost on Squitter.
 
She's lost track of time... it was only 10, oh this is what Xananx is prescribed for...
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Elaine, if you are being prescribed alprazolam, it's for this. To deal with the symptoms of your personality disorder. Your failure to understand this... does this mean you are a. making this shit up for clout and/or attention or b. taking bennies without a script. Illegal. And means you aren't an addict in recovery, as you are still abusing drugs...
She doesn't understand how people can get high on xannies... after saying they made her feel drunk... ummmm...
A J is getting under Elaine's aforementioned pasty skin, again.
Someone has handed her some dincord shit from 6 months ago, it mentions Plodz, so I imagine it was passed on to Elaine to wind her up. Success. If you're wondering about who Warhammer is, stop. There is no real need to know about them. Generic internet sektur orbiter tard.
 
Racial stereotyping
Pick-me-ninny
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nfn The Great One was the nickname of Jackie "And awaaaay we go..." Gleason, given to him by Orson Welles. To give you an idea of how unoriginal and stupid DN is.
"Stolen".
Pointless drama.
Very much doubt the A&H wallah care about Elaine's slow decent into psychosis
Gaytor is still above E-lame in the sektur swamp. js.
Elaine and her poor English
That's because 1. You are too retared to have an interesting point. 2. You have no friends. Just people trying to exploit you.
Js gotta point. That's been made by others.
Elaine for "The guy I get Billy off of is doing 18 months"
https://twitter.com/TrollcowOnline/status/1713841828271628602
Elaine wanting us to believe she's a health tourist, abusing the national institute that is the NHS (gor'bless um,nall who sail...) Nobody believes she's an foreign, everyone believes she's a parasite.
https://twitter.com/TrollcowOnline/status/1713848483382190271
Elaine admits she is the worst Jewish stereotype. Not smart, or industrious, just grabbling. lol at the idea Elaine has actually studied Judaism, or even the books of Moses. Still, careful with that "anti-semitism", someone might try squit out "Get that Brew basher, and her family". And you know how the Heebolites deal with people like her.

Elaine is now on Depressive Winter Squitter Time. Up all night on the Squitter, sleeping through the day, not getting any natural Vit D she needs.
 
"Gibzzzz pilllllzzzzzz NOW!"
I wonder if the staff of her local NHS trust have cottoned onto the fact she is a lollygagger, and abusing the free health care she receives due to being unemployed. You got a private doctor and the money they will prescribe ANYTHING.
More adventures of Elaine in This Never Happened Land. Also "me and my collegue", pleb. "A Collegue and I".
There's a couple more, but let's face it, if Elaine had a job, the first thing that would happen is this: Miss Pinge would be a name used. "Oh, NW London? Do you know Miss Pinge?" Ofc, Elaine wouldn't get it at first, she's too self absorbed that people might google her name, and find this thread. They would tho. And so, if Elaine ever got a job, unlikely as she's a twot, within days she would quit, and go back on the sick. Due to stress of having to face up to her own actions like adults are expected to do.

Warning: Cracking spoonerism inside spoiler.
 
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