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Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow

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Im conflicted i know shes batshit insane and a retard but at the same side shes hot i know not to stick it in crazy but she tempts me something about crazy bitches they have a charm to them
>she’s hot
Even she knows she’s ugly
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>I need a face transplant
 
Ahahahaha probably can't even afford a bag of chips. she better be careful making fun of people online is illegal unless you have money I learned that from Lainey so looks like somebody might have to report her to the cyber police for being poor and posting online.
The consequences will never be the same for poor ol' Lainey.
 
Wtf and she claims she is being stalked damm did not know that she really is too crazy for her own good scrap that shit 5/10 pussy not worth it
It's the Elaine Cycle. She acts normal enough to convince internet autists she's not that insane, then she starts doing insane shit in secret with other insane people about whom she complains to her relatively normal-ish internet autist friends until they start looking into what she's doing, she gets ditched by the autists, betrayed by the insane people and then does a mountain of coke while screaming into the middle distance for attention until she runs out of money at which point she acts normal enough to convince internet autists that she's not that insane... forever.

Very similar to the Israeli cycle of committing war crimes, denying war crimes, playing the victim about war crimes to justify committing more war crimes except replace "dead Palestinian babies" with "fat lines of coke"
 
POV: You're having a nightmare and this is the last thing you see before you open your eyes
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POV: You're laying in bed, cold sweat on your brow, staring into the dark. Your heart is still beating too fast from the nightmare. You panic when you see this staring back at you from the darkness
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POV: you blink your eyes. It wasn't sleep paralysis. It wasn't a nightmare.
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POV: You're having a nightmare and this is the last thing you see before you open your eyes
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POV: You're laying in bed, cold sweat on your brow, staring into the dark. Your heart is still beating too fast from the nightmare. You panic when you see this staring back at you from the darkness
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POV: you blink your eyes. It wasn't sleep paralysis. It wasn't a nightmare.
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OH NOES SHE HAS GUN I'M SCARED ONIONBROS!
 
Elaine has a master plan to have each of her threads taken down. And sell it to every other lolcow so they can have their threads taken down too. That means no more lolcow websites. I’m scared bros.
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Well maybe Elaine instead of some convoluted plan you should have not threatened to swat someone for laughing at a joke and a litany of other basic things, your threads would be gone.
 
Elaine has a master plan to have each of her threads taken down. And sell it to every other lolcow so they can have their threads taken down too. That means no more lolcow websites. I’m scared bros.
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Well maybe Elaine instead of some convoluted plan you should have not threatened to swat someone for laughing at a joke and a litany of other basic things, your threads would be gone.
I'll never understand several things
1: What happened that people believe no one is allowed to talk shit about them. When I was a kid, it was common, normal and expected, that if you were a person who went waaay outside of the social norms, you'd get bullied until you conformed to the social expectations.
2: Why people give a shit what other people on the internet think about them. I get that being doxed can be annoying or even scary for some people, but all that information was gathered from publicly accessible sources. People are all already doxed.. they're just upset that the information is centralized. But who gives a shit what people say about you on the internet.
3: The obsession with this shit. Just go do something else, or go enjoy your hobbies. I don't get why this becomes a defining feature in so many lolcow's lives. It baffles me.
Not referring to Elaine but just in general, most of these people are documented for being weirdos with anti-social interests and/or being extremely eccentric nutjobs. Why let the opinions of other people interfere with the weird, deviant, insane shit they were already doing that got them noticed in the first place. Just be fucking weirdos and accept that by being a public weirdo means that people will point and laugh at you.

Shit makes no sense to me. I just don't get it. It's just the internet lmao
 
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