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Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow

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He’s responding how are you Simp for Elaine a few times
The closest I have come to "simping" or being an "idea guy" for Elaine was when I said that getting hyperthyroidism treatment is a bad idea. Advice which she ignores because it's good advice, therefor she won't follow it. So either I'm playing 4D chess with reverse psychology here or I'm terrible at supposedly being an Idea Guy™️

By the way, I generally don't simp for women who aren't attractive.
 
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lemme guess the lists....
josh , the fags on her kiwfarms thread, some gunttards, me, strawberry douche, oliveoil, anyone who has ever made a joke at her expense etc.
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something like this
i hope she remembers to take those headphones off every now and then or it could warp her soft head even more than it already is
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The closest I have come to "simping" or being an "idea guy" for Elaine was when I said that getting hyperthyroidism treatment is a bad idea. Advice which she ignores because it's good advice, therefor she won't follow it. So either I'm playing 4D chess with reverse psychology here or I'm terrible at supposedly being an Idea Guy™️

By the way, I generally don't simp for women who aren't attractive.
My apologies I think I confused you with somebody else. One of these days I got to make goddamn flow chart and a notebook chart. and who is who? Who said what and how are they connected to everybody else in the forum? And the cow universe?
 
Elaine, listen to me! Forget all these hackerbois and sektur players. Stop wasting your time on them. You gotta move back to Russia ASAP! The oligarchs can't take their money out of Russia anymore due to the sanctions, so they're spending and investing it in Russia instead. Plenty of opportunities to get into! You're missing out on all this wealth creation by staying in the UK, so get going.

 
If it gets challenged and she doesn't take legal action as "Elena Gertler", it gets restored.
yeah but to challenge would mean a self dox , so thats not happening.
well someone else uploaded it so its there again
probably was struck down on the fact they were using her face as the thumbnail...
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and really who could resist?
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dont think we posted this here yet, its her cope excuse for i dont even know what.
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also it took a fat minute and multiple submissions but i got Elaine on tenor now
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catalyst
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i hate elaine making me click thru her reply of a reply , your just being annoying its not smart everyone knows why you do it. thx for pinning it lol
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lol so now her pic everyone uses as an emote is her copyrighted material ?
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Elaine admits to having a chat with her socks. Y'know, to do some 32DD Chess, Fed Gang Jim Style. Not because she is terminally online and unpopular (like at school, when she got called spaz eyes).

If this is what June heat does to her, she's going to go mental in July/August, it's not even hit 30 yet. You know why gingers burn in the Sun? They have no soul, cuz God hates them.
 
I went back through the thread to find more gifs to upload to tenor and i found this gem i overlooked .
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maybe im the fool and she's been playing me this whole time...:thinking:
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funny edit
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they didnt approve the one in the shower with the toy gun but it is what it is..
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